💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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He's literally only worn the same exact pair of cum-stained black sweatpants every single day for like 12+ years. Even on the handful of times he's gone out to events like VidCon - cumstained black sweatpants. As well as on the very few days he would describe as special and meaningful, most recently last month when he proposed to Dezbot 2.0 at Keem's lakehouse - cumstained black sweatpants. While everyone else was wearing a swim suit.
 
I've not bothered watching or clipping any of the recent streams because they're boring, scripted drama and Keem is becoming almost as insufferable as Steven, but I did suffer through the two recent streams since Boogie is on main host duty (Keem isn't there) and actually has to put some effort into his job for once.

Clips and notes here if anyone is interested. Including stuff like Boogie being a shit host, using ChatGPT for therapy, being sexist, racist, disassociating from the 'Internet Boogie' who faked his cancer, and a sighting of the childbride looking disgustingly ghoulish. -

Three minutes into the show starting (after four minutes of their gay intro) and Boogie has already talked about getting more hosts on the stream to help keep viewers entertained. He's seriously the laziest piece of fucking shit. It's one of the easiest jobs to do as a fat, lazy retard and he still struggles to be remotely entertaining. He brags about doing as much as three hours of prep for these shows but it's literally someone else putting together a docket for him that he doesn't even bother going through and then complaining that Keem isn't there when their chat is telling him he's boring.

Boogie claims he's been drinking every night this week:



Boogie claims that he has cancelled his BetterHelp subscription and is now relying on ChatGPT to talk to as a therapist:



For those who don't fuck around with ChatGPT, it's known to be a yes-man to anything you say to keep you happy or make you feel better. BetterHelp is in no way a good solution either, but at least it's a real human who can tell Boogie he's being a cunt. ChatGPT is also known to give out false information too, however Boogie claims in the clip he's smarter than a therapist and AI, and he knows when AI is wrong. So Boogie is basically deciding for himself what 'feedback' he deems worthy of taking seriously instead of actually being held accountable by a real person. He's throwing away an actual human who can tell him he's a dumbass and replacing it with AI that enables his toxic, narcissistic behavior. Great job, Boogie!

In a desperate attempt to be entertaining, he's made an AI song about his dogs that nobody asked for and plays it sporadically through the stream while they all dance like retards. Gee, I wonder why the show is failing?



"This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard a woman say and I think everything a woman says is stupid", also Boogie pausing after every dumb thing he says waiting for the reaction is fucking cringe:



Boogie randomly keeps bringing up that he thinks a black host is attracted to this chubby white girl host. Nobody agrees including the girl, and after he repeatedly says "don't make me say it" he then claims "guys like him always are". He then tries backpedalling by pretending he meant 'nerds' while also calling her fat:



Their chat noticed Boogie's racist slip and a donator brings it up, resulting in Boogie accusing the chat of making it about race:



The return of Boogie's disgusting sweat patches from sitting in his chair, including a big wet patch on his ass:



Someone recommends an online therapist to Boogie who rejects it and says he doesn't want to since they would only know the 'online' Boogie (that he claims 'faked cancer' and 'got his ex-wife blacked') and not the 'real' Boogie:



Boogie deflects the criticism on his shit hosting skills onto the boring girl host and while doing so says that 'every woman is beneath the worst man':



During some fake argument, the childbride storms in and shouts at the girl host:



Good god...
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The rest of the stream was so bad that they were down to an embarrassing 300 viewers. I wouldn't have even known that (from watching the stream video) but Boogie is a retard and mentions it in the last 20 minutes of the stream.

Boogie is so bad at being entertaining that he's desperately trying to get Wings and TommyC back on the show to stop the trainwreck. Apparently they're coming back in a near future stream (or at least just Tommy for an episode) because he's now promoting it by using it as clickbait to pull in viewers:

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Also, Boogie, getting TommyC on the show isn't the 'win' for you that you pretend it is. It's embarrassing that your fans are more excited to watch a show by a guy who has been gone for nearly a year than torture themselves with another one of your streams. This isn't a 'getting the band back together' moment like you think it is. Literally nobody will be watching for you at all.

Aaaaand the stream was garbage. No Wings or Tommy yet, and Boogie being boring showed:

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Also, one of their recent comments pointed out that they've been stuck at 92.1k subscribers for months now with no increase at all. Even the most mediocre of shows on YouTube manage to garner a level of increase to their subscriber count, but somehow this shit show is neither losing subs (Keem's bot subscription on standby) or gaining them either. Embarrassing.

On the newest stream someone donated asking if Skeletor has eaten today. Boogie instantly realised it was about the childbride and says she wants a pink drink instead. He then goes on a rant defending her, saying 'fuck you' to anyone calling his 'wife' Skeletor:



Boogie gives up hosting and let's the stream turn to shit, literally mumbling random noises into the microphone and screaming:



The rest of the stream was Boogie going through the docket half-assed, skimming through it all and pretending to be impressed. Then he opened MtG cards on stream while the viewer numbers kept dropping. Boogie ended up showing Wings' stream over their own stream and begging everyone to go and beg him in his live chat to be on LCL:



At one point Boogie forgets that he's showing the current stream analytics which mentions that there's an average view duration of 20 minutes. In a two hour stream. On average, they have viewers only tuning in for 20 minutes before giving up.

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In summary, everything boils down to the fact that Boogie is genuinely awful at this job. Not just hosting, but being a 'podcaster' in general. The thing is Boogie will constantly whine and complain that he should be a 'number two host' and prefers to be the 'retard of the stream' instead of actually hosting but he's shit at even that. He doesn't provide any form of entertainment outside of shouting and yelling and nobody is finding that funny anymore. He's that awful at being a side host that he's resorted to saying outlandish things to be clipped and making wild accusations but even that is so stale and boring that their retarded audience barely reacts to it anymore. He spent the last two streams shouting and screaming and the views clearly drop whenever he did his usual shtick. Nobody cares.

And now he's trying to be a host but he's so bad at it that he's begging other hosts to come in and do his job for him. He's been given a docket of topics to go through and he can't even be bothered to do that. The entire time he just complains and whines about having to do work but then has the gall to turn around to other people and judge them for not putting effort into their roles. Most of it is for dramatic purposes but it's funny to see Boogie genuinely struggle to retain viewers on his own when his entire career rests on him being an entertainer - which he's not.

Here's one of many examples as to why this 'veteran of YouTube' is a dumbass and is bad at doing the basic parts of his own job. Boogie goes through the docket showing boring clips but he's that much of a fucking retard that he forgets to turn the audio up or make things fullscreen so everyone has to look at a tiny corner of the stream. Not only does he not make it fullscreen, he also doesn't put the video itself in fullscreen because he's a retard and whines that his Discord stops working if he does. So for five minutes everyone is sitting around struggling to see what he's even talking about. Don't worry though because he does eventually realise he's not showing it fullscreen, and then a minute later does it again:



It's not even because I hate the guy that I'm saying this, but he is just genuinely awful at this. He cannot host, he cannot be a co-host and he cannot provide a single shred of entertainment. He provides NOTHING. Even his own co-hosts don't laugh or react to his outbursts because he's that fucking BORING. I'm genuinely stumped as to anything positive that Boogie is good at. He's literally worthless.
 
@Officer Barbrady
It's kinda telling that when you're not watching that terrible show and giving us updates the thread slows down because nobody is willing to suffer through that shit.

You're doing the lord's work.

Edit: Jesus Christ her hair is so bad. She really doesn't take care of herself. I guess she's really fit for Boogie.
 
The Williams residence had been abandoned for nearly forty years, left to rot and decay after the winter she died. They said she was unable to leave, her grotesque husband stuffing his face whilst she was shackled. Papers said the snow seemingly buried the house. By spring, they found 3 bodies, in the bedroom, Victim: A's remains were discovered. Bones light as kindling beneath the quilt they say.

I pushed through the warped door, my flashlight slicing through dust like fog. The wallpaper hung in strips, the air heavy with mildew and anticipation. I approach the bedroom, my boots whispering over creaking boards, the atmosphere now thick with dread and mold, the bed sat where they’d left it, quilt slumped like old skin. I knelt, heart pounding, and heard the groans of despair below...

Two eyes blinked back—too large, too wet... Too hungry
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ENDING 1/1: The feast commences!
 
Caesar Salad said:
The Williams residence had been abandoned for nearly forty years, left to rot and decay after the winter she died. They said she was unable to leave, her grotesque husband stuffing his face whilst she was shackled. Papers said the snow seemingly buried the house. By spring, they found 3 bodies, in the bedroom, Victim: A's remains were discovered. Bones light as kindling beneath the quilt they say.

I pushed through the warped door, my flashlight slicing through dust like fog. The wallpaper hung in strips, the air heavy with mildew and anticipation. I approach the bedroom, my boots whispering over creaking boards, the atmosphere now thick with dread and mold, the bed sat where they’d left it, quilt slumped like old skin. I knelt, heart pounding, and heard the groans of despair below...

Two eyes blinked back—too large, too wet... Too hungry
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ENDING 1/1: The feast commences!
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This was honestly the most haunting thing I've read in quite a while. Kudos.
Stephen King couldn't write something this horrifying.
 
Officer Barbrady said:
Yeah all three were on the show in the last stream without Keemstar there. Apparently Tommy at one point admits the show was scripted at least up until he left, so that's fun.
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I watched it just because I like Tommy and sort of like Wings. He admits they started scripting stuff and boogie agrees multiple times. Boogie also says he’s “tired of the kayfabe”. Boogie also agrees that Tommy got screwed over until Keem joins about an hour in and immediately switches sides.

Unfortunately boogie does not have a stroke and die during the stream. So I hate to bring you guys that bad news.
 
AloneTard said:
I watched it just because I like Tommy and sort of like Wings. He admits they started scripting stuff and boogie agrees multiple times. Boogie also says he’s “tired of the kayfabe”. Boogie also agrees that Tommy got screwed over until Keem joins about an hour in and immediately switches sides.

Unfortunately boogie does not have a stroke and die during the stream. So I hate to bring you guys that bad news.
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Honestly Tommy and Wings should just make their own podcast about what a fucking shitshow lolcow is. Guaranteed more views.
 
Meth Dick said:
Honestly Tommy and Wings should just make their own podcast about what a fucking shitshow lolcow is. Guaranteed more views.
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That's probably going to be a gayfabe routine soon honestly given how pathetic Danny's gotten and given that shit with that one chick. I'm just avoiding this garbage and waiting for the snippets. Or Soulless Steve dying. Either or really.
 
This must mean they are really starting to get to the desperate point. We are seeing signs of death throws now bringing back the old blood
 
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