💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 359 47.5%
  • Total voters
    756
deeman said:
Perhaps if there is an anime based on that premise he could take some inspiration... preferably not a hentai.
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In Great Teacher Onizuka, which Chibi seems determined to emulate, he lives in the janitor's closet on the roof of the school.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Why are we dismissing the possibility he's going to live in an abandoned warehouse, or re-arrange some pallets in an operational one to make a little hideout?
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If his friend's offer to house him until he gets himself situated is still in effect, it won't be for long.

I'm desperate to see what hijinks he gets into at that point. The cheap option is a manga cafe. The suicidal option is some abandoned PVP zone.
 
Bruno Powroznik said:
So, how long will it be until one of the students tells chibi "i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" and he fucking loses it
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I'd say Japan is too different for something like this to happen, although thinking about it is funny. I doubt he will be handled a class full of juvenile criminals who would be waiting for him outside the school.

LiquidChrisRespecter said:
abandoned PVP zone.
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Oh, shit, have things gotten out of hand this much?
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
I'd say Japan is too different for something like this to happen, although thinking about it is funny. I doubt he will be handled a class full of juvenile criminals who would be waiting for him outside the school.
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Japanese kids will call black teachers monkeys and gorillas to their face and tell them that they stink with Japanese homeroom teachers doing nothing to stop it. Chibi doesn't stand a chance.
 
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
I'd say Japan is too different for something like this to happen, although thinking about it is funny.
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Chances of someone recognising him as the AGDQ couch guy are almost nil, but a kid telling him to shut the fuck up because he's annoying is always on the table no matter where he goes.

I also don't think he'd lose it because he only seems to be capable of confrontation when it's with his mom or the receptionist at magnet therapy (who I'll guess was also a woman).
 
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Don't forget that at some point just for a moment Chibi though about becoming a trucker, just like Onizuka.
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I forgot about that entirely. Maybe instead of the Takeshi's Castle ideas previously floated Chibi's reality show should be more like The Simple Life where he's forced to work thankless manual labor jobs until his spirit breaks.
 
@Quizibo , you seem somewhat familiar with the area Chibi might be staying in. What all is there for a foreigner to do over there, pending he doesn’t immediately embrace some sort of hikikomori-light lifestyle immediately? I am fully expecting him to lock himself inside of wherever he’s staying except to go to work after a few weeks.
 
Bruno Powroznik said:
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He is moving half way across the world today but he still wants to stream his horse game to 5 people
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>"I'd prefer to get my PC stuff packed sooner rather than later"

Then do it you absolute retard lmao.

Also whatever happened to that YouTube video he was making and was going to upload before he went to Japan? Nigga always makes promises but never delivers :(
 
Looney Troons said:
@Quizibo , you seem somewhat familiar with the area Chibi might be staying in. What all is there for a foreigner to do over there, pending he doesn’t immediately embrace some sort of hikikomori-light lifestyle immediately? I am fully expecting him to lock himself inside of wherever he’s staying except to go to work after a few weeks.
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IIRC, and Quizibo can correct me if I'm wrong, but there's a lot of nice Temples, beaches, dunes, restaurants, museums, and I think some night cruises (going out on a tour on a boat at night to see the area). Basically things that an actual foreigner would be interested in to experience Japanese culture and history, but nothing Cheebs would be interested in because there's Nintendo. If he got there earlier (the first sunday in April) he could have gone to the Kanayama Jinja shrine and saw the festival that celebrates fertility. There's literally a giant dong statue there and it's celebrated.
 
Quizibo said:
A lot of those Eikaiwas with little kids want to keep the windows open and the air off because they are afraid the kids will get sick (i.e., the managers don't want to pay for a/c). He will be the monkey dancing in 40c heat and humidity for kids and parents amusement.
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And in a suit no less. Even if he goes to Hong Kong and gets himself a half-dozen suits is the lightest material he can find he'll still be dying.

Oliver Onions said:
In Great Teacher Onizuka, which Chibi seems determined to emulate, he lives in the janitor's closet on the roof of the school.
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That was a high school, he's working in an English school.

Think something found in an office building or stripmall.

Looney Troons said:
I really cannot wait until Chibi has his first real bout with xenophobia. It’s going to be so fucking funny
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Knowing him the first few attempts will go over his head.

Bruno Powroznik said:
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He's too far gone to understand that at this point.

Whaler said:
If he got there earlier (the first sunday in April) he could have gone to the Kanayama Jinja shrine and saw the festival that celebrates fertility. There's literally a giant dong statue there and it's celebrated.
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Ah the Penis festival. It's fucking amazing. They have all sorts of crafts, candies and whatever shaped like dicks or pussies, giant wooden dicks that women are supposed to straddle for a fertility blessing and the parading of the dicks through the town being carried by men dressed as women.

It's one of those things you HAVE to see.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
That was a high school, he's working in an English school.

Think something found in an office building or stripmall.
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I can't put my finger on it, but I'm sure there's a movie or TV show where the guy is secretly living in the same office/building where he works. As long as there's wifi and a power outlet, Chibi could hole up in a broom closet and be content.
 
Oliver Onions said:
I can't put my finger on it, but I'm sure there's a movie or TV show where the guy is secretly living in the same office/building where he works. As long as there's wifi and a power outlet, Chibi could hole up in a broom closet and be content.
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Chibi can't figure out how to shut the fuck up at 2 AM when people yell at him about how they're trying to sleep. There's no way he'd be able to hide on a work site. That being said I hope he tries, him getting caught on livestream would be kino.
 
Oliver Onions said:
I can't put my finger on it, but I'm sure there's a movie or TV show where the guy is secretly living in the same office/building where he works. As long as there's wifi and a power outlet, Chibi could hole up in a broom closet and be content.
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Oh I'm sure there is. But he can't cook his takoyaki there! Although if he manages to get a WiFi signal he might be satisfied.

Mr. Manchester said:
Chibi can't figure out how to shut the fuck up at 2 AM when people yell at him about how they're trying to sleep. There's no way he'd be able to hide on a work site. That being said I hope he tries, him getting caught on livestream would be kino.
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Just the guy he's couch surfing with coming out and saying, "shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep" but politely because Japan would be nice.
 
So chibi wrote in "caveman" to try to bait people to vote for him but he forgot that if you get voted you DIE :story:

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