💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Is he going to do his best cockney voice when reading out dialogue? Would love to be a fly on the wall for that.
Lurking Owen I saw one brothaman say that at least two confirmed attendees were going to be there, with a third and fourth as maybes. Good chance we get fly on the wall footage.
 
I hope we get some genuine recording of Patrick. I've been starved of live footage since his interview spree but that's all sanitized and mildly professional (honorable mention to "because it's funny! It's so FUCKIN funny!") I want some more DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA. Doctor says if I don't get a recording of a pat sperg out within the next four years my ribs are going to be permanently fused. "Laugh really hard at a fat faggot with bitch tits having a meltdown" he said, doctor's orders
 
Is it? He always sits at that same spot so my little heart hopes that it’s true to keep the streak going.


That photo was taken at the Novi, MI Sheraton hotel bar, where he's attended some midwest pedo-con multiple times. The Pests did manage to capture him in the exact same seat two years in a row, alone, and it was confirmed he was texting stalkers both times.

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It was this discovery that inspired Owen's Lonely Rick Archive Thread, here:



Edit: For viewing ease, here's a sample:

Taken at the same con in Novi

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Rick getting cucked at a Halloween party at a bar in Milwaukee

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Rick spotted alone at every bar in Milwaukee

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Best part is most of these were found on the bars' Facebook pages or Google image collections. Imagine being randomly photographed this many times by accident while drinking alone.

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I have reason to believe my Domino's order got fucked up because I made it on the same day and damned near the same time as Fatberg Rick was to speak.

What I'm saying is that I want to feed Fatberg Rick feet first into his industrial pepperoni machine while dressed as the Noid.
 
I have reason to believe my Domino's order got fucked up because I made it on the same day and damned near the same time as Fatberg Rick was to speak.
I see through your dog whistles, Stalker Child!


YOU ARE THE DOMINOS BANDIT!
 
I see through your dog whistles, Stalker Child!


YOU ARE THE DOMINOS BANDIT!
You've got me. I will wait for the knock. I will enjoy prison.
 
Idk about you guys but if I saw a picture of my wife looking at another man like this I'd get a divorce lawyer on speed dial just in case
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Just to follow up, there are several great Lonely Rick photos scattered around the second, beTTer forum that have thus far evaded the site's shitty search feature, including one of Rick sitting alone casually drinking from a 2L German beer boot for absolutely no reason.

But this one strikes me as particularly depressing:

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If you look closely at the TV, you can make out the green parquet of the Boston Garden floor. The date from this photo corresponds with the Celtics in the opening round of the NBA playoffs two years ago - and no, they were not playing Milwaukee.

Rick doesn't even like basketball to begin with, so he had no occasion whatsoever to be drinking that night other than regular ol' alcoholism. Pretty grim.


Bonus: "I don't own sneakers, stalker. It was you captured on our surveillance camera vandalizing our property. This is why you're going to prison. Enjoy."

Erm, okay?

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Fatrick is now an expert in...

*casts sticks and consults the I Ching*

......ARCHERY
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When it comes to bows, 90% of the time one's "handedness" determined by eye dominance. In other words, one's default handedness doesn't have a bearing on how they handle a bow and left handed archers are somewhat more common than standard lefties. Fat Rick wouldn't know this unless he had some form of instruction and based on how he conducts himself with firearms, it's safe to say he's had none.
 
We may laugh now, but when Armageddon comes and we are at the mercy of Pigtits Khan and his horde of biker archers we will yearn for the days of enjoying prison
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