💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

  • Total voters
    700
You try to win LOTY by bending the "rules" twice, probably a third time in 2026 because third time's the charm!


That's what I suggested. Unless we see the bod cam, he's going to lose.
If they didn't bend the rules and had the fresh meat cow run in the correct fresh meat category, he would have swept.

I nominate this skelly for the most radioactive cow of the decade. His cooking is hazardous. He subjected all of us to the bottom of the barrel faggotry known as the dabbleverse. The only thing more boring than this seething skelly fuck crying about Kurt's cooking is his Diddleverse faggotry.
At this point I think the newcomer Pirate Software has it.
Man self imploded with an ego that matches Rekieta destroying his brand infinitely worse than Rekieta did.

Unless Nicky gets arrested or does something really stupid in the next 2 months he's done for this year.
Too busy sitting and seething at Kurt videos.
 
At this point I think the newcomer Pirate Software has it.
Man self imploded with an ego that matches Rekieta destroying his brand infinitely worse than Rekieta did.

Unless Nicky gets arrested or does something really stupid in the next 2 months he's done for this year.
Too busy sitting and seething at Kurt videos.
I think the funniest lolcows are self-made yet talentless fucks climbing to unimaginable heights due to an arrangement of lucky circumstances and astronomical alignments, then it all comes tumbling down because they showed their true colours. Figtree and Ian were both talentless fucks who were in the right place at the right time, the same applies to Skelly. They were deluded into thinking people stuck around for their personality instead of their guests or topics. A free range natural cow is better than artificially propped up USDA approved cows pumped with tranny hormones and antibiotics.
 
I think the funniest lolcows are self-made yet talentless fucks climbing to unimaginable heights due to an arrangement of lucky circumstances and astronomical alignments, then it all comes tumbling down because they showed their true colours. Figtree and Ian were both talentless fucks who were in the right place at the right time, the same applies to Skelly. They were deluded into thinking people stuck around for their personality instead of their guests or topics. A free range natural cow is better than artificially propped up USDA approved cows pumped with tranny hormones and antibiotics.
A castle of sand built on a foundation of lies and the inability to admit they were ever wrong or responsible for it is the wave that comes in.
 
A castle of sand built on a foundation of lies and the inability to admit they were ever wrong or responsible for it is the wave that comes in.
That's even more funny when you consider that Nick knew about farms and used it for years, yet he felt that he's immune to it, just becasue his thread was positive at the start, he belived it can't end, just like with his Rumble contract. Just shows how little real life experiences Nick really had.
 
I will not sell my Rugieta lolcow stock, I will hold with my diamond hands (i.e. he's probably just quiet for now because of the HRO hearing coming up, then he'll back saying and doing the most retarded things... but yeah he probably won't win LoTY, but we'll see, still months to go).
Im holding too, I'm banking on the pattern of continuous narcissistic meltdowns and tripling down to own the man.
 
That's even more funny when you consider that Nick knew about farms and used it for years, yet he felt that he's immune to it, just becasue his thread was positive at the start, he belived it can't end, just like with his Rumble contract. Just shows how little real life experiences Nick really had.
He thought his crazy-eyed whore of a mom and his cuck of a dad were representative of the rest of the human race and if someone ever supported you, you could just endlessly shit on them and they'd never tell you to go fuck yourself.
 
He thought his crazy-eyed whore of a mom and his cuck of a dad were representative of the rest of the human race and if someone ever supported you, you could just endlessly shit on them and they'd never tell you to go fuck yourself.
Nick's Dad lied under oath to cover for him. It doesn't get more delusional or spoiled than that.
 
Nick's Dad lied under oath to cover for him. It doesn't get more delusional or spoiled than that.
The fact that the blatant lies were not challenged should have told us everything about the state of Minnesota and how credible their attempts at helping the kids actually are.

They allowed the enabler who raised their father into a drug addict alcoholic galaxy grain moron to actually present himself as a credible guardian for the kids to watch over them.
 
I’m amazed Melton isn’t streaming considering how much lulzy shit is happening between one of his main targets, Chad Zumock, doing battle with Mersh and spinning epic bullshit about how he lost his virginity, Karmic rage quitting his stream multiple times a day, plus Stuttering John’s lawsuit and a lot of other stuff.
Melton doesn't trust that Nick can stop himself from using supertips to talk about Aaron, digging the hole deeper for both of them.
 
Nick hasn't tweeted in nearly 2 days

His last tweets are just whining about "muh cops bad because they don't go after the real criminals" (don't have time to archive)

Something's up
 
Nick hasn't tweeted in nearly 2 days

His last tweets are just whining about "muh cops bad because they don't go after the real criminals" (don't have time to archive)

Something's up
Maybe he read the brief in the appeal by Hardin to get the bodycam footage and is now have another rage episode where he screams at White what to write in their reply. Nick can reply in the appeal, he is also a party.
 
Nick's back and is turning into one of those guys that are completely emotionally and sexually dependent on AI
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Maybe that's why he's been gone. He's been querying grok nonstop for 2 days straight.
 
I've been curious about this too. We know from Aaron that they met up a couple weeks before the arrest and she told him that she wanted to get help. Without scrubbing through the archives, this is the 2024 Kayla sightings that I recall:
  • May - Arrest
  • June - Present for CPS hearing
  • July - Tat convention with April and Nick. Also, that's probably when that pic was taken with Eyeliner Nick.
  • Aug. & Sept. - No signs of life from Kayla, IIRC
  • Oct. - Her voice is heard on one of his Locals streams + kids were returned
  • Nov. - Keanu reports that there was a fight about Nick missing a drug test. Specifically, Kayla yelled at him. Nick, in turn, screamed at April.
My point: she may have done rehab. Even inpatient is possible in the Aug-Sept timing while April entertained Nick. For the sake of the kids, I like to think that currently she's being the functional parent. I'll take the rainbow reactions.
I can't think of any reason she would have. Yes, standard inpatient is 30 days, but if you recall Nick's speedrun of his court-ordered outpatient*, I don't think there's any respect for or sense of need in that household for it. I do not see Kayla striking out on her own, though I recognize I come to that with an overall negative impression of her generally. But my view of her aside, I don't see acknowledgement of "a problem" being part of their life.

* and a proper intensive outpatient program runs 6-8 weeks minimum, going 3 days/ week, 3 hours/ day, plus some 1:1 counseling, plus at least an initial doctor consult - and then IF you're ready to move to the second phase and beyond, the frequency/ duration decreases incrementally.

All that said, I could imagine a scenario in which Nick said "you - but not I - have a problem."
 
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