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I'm not even persé saying it didn't happen, but until a video of all 1000 dudes and the whole event drops, I'm team "that-didn't-happen"

The actual fucking didn't get filmed?
Nobody whipped out a phone sneakily? In 2025?

Yeah okay dude, sure
And I fucked 1000 chicks yesterday
 
CaptainAutism69 said:
STDH. There was no 1000 man gangbang. There was a carefully constucted story, and a clip with the same 5 or 6 guys in it for a few minutes.
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you mean like that same 5-6 people coming out of a car (which is surprisingly hard to find an example clip from)?
 
ZMOT said:
you mean like that same 5-6 people coming out of a car (which is surprisingly hard to find an example clip from)?
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Now that I think about it, a thousand people going to the skankiest gang bang ever... Probably don't car pool together. A thousand people going in and out of an AirBNB over a 12 hour period... Even if they got the logistics perfectly aligned, with Nazi precision, there would be tons of dudes hanging around. The six gorillion seems more plausible than this.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Now that I think about it, a thousand people going to the skankiest gang bang ever... Probably don't car pool together. A thousand people going in and out of an AirBNB over a 12 hour period... Even if they got the logistics perfectly aligned, with Nazi precision, there would be tons of dudes hanging around. The six gorillion seems more plausible than this.
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It wasn't an AirBnB, convicted con-man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Davenport_(born_1966) was involved and lent one of his properties.
 
CaptainAutism69 said:
STDH. There was no 1000 man gangbang. There was a carefully constucted story, and a clip with the same 5 or 6 guys in it for a few minutes.
This whore is a master of lies and manipulating media. Hell she filmed the bullshit clips in a house owned by a two time convicted fraudster.
The Reddit post is more marketing, but targeted for the American audience (Apple TV instead of Channel 4)...
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This is apparently how every "world's biggest gangbang" video is made and promoted.

The pitch:
  • an absurdly large number of random guys
  • no AIDS tests (this is very important!!!1!!!!)

The reality, as reported back by the degenerates who actually watched the result:
  • at most two dozen guys, all professional porn stars
  • everyone involved has had a recent AIDS test for the other productions they're working on (:really: it wasn't specifically for this production so it's totally not a lie)
  • each guy takes one thrust into the whore and then goes to the back of the line to wait for his next turn
  • each guy gets counted as a different guy every time he takes a turn
  • even allowing for all of this, the body count is never even close to the number claimed in the promotional material

Note that the vile mainstream media repeatedly presents these scams at face value, when they should absolutely know that every preceding one has been exposed as a lie afterwards.

You'd think the Jews running the porn industry would be at least a little reluctant to do something that might make the public start questioning whether the numbers they claim were involved in any given atrocity are trustworthy.
 
Random Internet Person said:
Why would they do that?
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A group of men taking turns thrusting a few times into a woman and then lining back up to do it again, over and over? Why on earth would they not be playing some comical music?
We all know they likely had some nigger mumblerap going, but just let us dream.

Random Internet Person said:
Would it be better if she was telling the truth?
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Both options are worse, like a staircase designed by MC Escher that only descends.
 
Monica Sue Enix reminds me of an even more degraded version of Kayla Lynn Edwards, also known as Lindsey Springer, who died in 2014 (a):
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According to IMDB, she died of heart failure following heart surgery. Not long before she died, she had at least two run-ins with the law, one in 2010 and one in 2013. She started to look particularly rough at the time of her arrest in 2013 which included charges for driving with a suspended license and possession of controlled substances:
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Unlike Monica, Kayla appears to have had a supportive family or relatives who cared enough to bury her properly and even etch her cherubic face onto her headstone.
 
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RichardMongler said:
According to IMDB, she died of heart failure following heart surgery.
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I'm probably horrible for finding it so amusing, but god damn if it isn't hilarious watching sites like IMDB trying to be "delicate" about who she was and what she did:

Her biography page said:
Lindsey Springer was born on October 4, 1990 in Jacksonville, Florida, USA. She was an actress. She died on March 28, 2014 in Hilliard, Florida, USA.
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Her main page said:
Credits:
  • Street Blowjobs
  • Bang Bus
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Heh.
 
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