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Waffle Iron said:
I've never ever seen a single person say "yeah I tried it and it was fine". I haven't tried it myself, but I trust the elders on this one.
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I regret to inform you that benching back your own baby-blast is, indeed, a fetish of its own - one with multiple subreddits dedicated to it, which you may notice have quite significant overlap with other subs such as anything relating to JOI (jerk off instructions, or women telling you, as a man, how to masturbate), sissification and other escalative pornographic categories.

Of course, this is using an extremely loose definition of what you might mean by "person," so I understand if gooners no longer count among humanity's cohort but are instead some sort of indulgent half-ghoul that straddle the line between man and beast.

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A "gay trans guy" (read: heterosexual female) is practically beside herself with how terrified she is to date bisexual men due to them not perceiving her as she wishes to be perceived. It's a bit eerie how prone to mind controlling inclinations troons 'n' poons are, especially when it comes to thoughts people don't even vocalize having! OP, I would get over this phobia of yours right quickly, because bisexual men are typically the guys who don't mind breasts and beards concurrently...
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i hate feeling this way, i wish i could get rid of my thinking but i just can’t​

okay so im a gay trans man and i feel more comfortable dating other gay men, no matter if they’re cis men or trans men, but i just prefer their sexual orientation being gay, and it’s all due to the trauma i experienced in the past, i feel scared whenever i date a bisexual cis man or a bisexual trans man bc im scared he won’t see me as a real man, atp even some trans men are not safe enough, im just scared to date a bisexual man in general, im currently dating another trans man but the problem is he’s bisexual and im scared that he doesn’t see me as a real man and is just pretending to do so, i’ve asked him a few times before if he actually sees me as a man and he said yes but im still scared that he might be lying, i just have trust issues around bisexual men bc most of them turned out to be transphobic in the past, not only that but i also have a lot of transphobic personal issues that i can’t talk abt which i experienced by bisexual men, i tried telling myself that not every bisexual man is the same but it just doesn’t work, and i know that everyone is different but my trauma keeps telling me otherwise, and i can’t do anything abt it bc my therapist doesn’t support lgbtq+ so i can’t tell her abt what im feeling and i can’t get a new therapist either due to some personal reasons, which means i don’t have therapy to help me with my thoughts and all that, so im trying to deal with it alone, anyways im sorry if i offended any bisexual men by this, i fully support y’all dw, it’s just that im scared of dating one bc of what i experienced in the past, im fine being friends with bisexual men tho, im also okay with dating them as well but i just can’t stop the thoughts that run inside my head when im already dating one unfortunately 🙁
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Magic Pickle said:
A "gay trans guy" (read: heterosexual female) is practically beside herself with how terrified she is to date bisexual men due to them not perceiving her as she wishes to be perceived. It's a bit eerie how prone to mind controlling inclinations troons 'n' poons are, especially when it comes to thoughts people don't even vocalize having! OP, I would get over this phobia of yours right quickly, because bisexual men are typically the guys who don't mind breasts and beards concurrently...
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It's like they all have problems with compulsion and intrusive thoughts or something. That's probably not related to persistent feelings of unhappiness when they look at their own bodies I'm sure, there's definitely not some obvious link between those two things.
 
CTR Operative said:
Mind you, hating periods is probably one of the things that causes normal young girls to poon out. If when I was a little girl, you had told me I could just be a boy and not have to worry about bleeding through my pants at school et al, I might've gone for it. I thought we were supposed to be all excited and happy about becoming a woman, so I was weird. I'm so glad that I'm old enough that trannies were pretty much exclusive to Jerry Springer and shock humor when I was a vulnerable age.
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If there was a button I could press to actually become Stan, in the flesh, for real, with a real dick and everything, I don't think I'd press it. I like being a woman too well.
Mellow Malevolent said:
I do not have personal experience with the system, but I have enough knowledge from book learnin' and observation to note that while period cramps and digestive upset can overlap with PMS, they are not the same thing (and in fact the hormone changes that produce PMS occur during the luteal phase preceding dysmenorrhea, hence the fucking name).
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I don't get it as bad as some women... but it isn't really something you look forward to in any case. It's just more or less bad, and I'm lucky that it could be worse and I don't usually need a painkiller or anything to handle it and the bleeding is relatively manageable.
But whatever is going on with troons, even if they mess around with their HRT monthly and crash it for a week per month like one would in a real menstrual cycle, it's not menstruation per se. They don't have the anatomy for that, they're just in withdrawal from their HRT pills. It's a crude and artificial approximation of such with no promise of actual fertility. I don't see why anyone would do that it's just dinner theater.
 
CTR Operative said:
Mind you, hating periods is probably one of the things that causes normal young girls to poon out. If when I was a little girl, you had told me I could just be a boy and not have to worry about bleeding through my pants at school et al, I might've gone for it. I thought we were supposed to be all excited and happy about becoming a woman, so I was weird. I'm so glad that I'm old enough that trannies were pretty much exclusive to Jerry Springer and shock humor when I was a vulnerable age.
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I see a lot of TIF’s say that one of the main reasons why they decided to take testosterone was to stop their periods. They could just take a depo shot which also does the trick after a while. That’s actually reversible and much less risky.

It’s crazy to me just how unbelievably uneducated they are about basic female anatomy. You learn what a period is at school when you’re the age of 11 or so. They genuinely believe that it’s all down to estrogen alone.
 
Stan said:
If there was a button I could press to actually become Stan, in the flesh, for real, with a real dick and everything, I don't think I'd press it. I like being a woman too well.
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That's great. You're an adult. I am now too, and I would agree. That's a big difference between an adult and a child and their ability to make an informed decision there. I don't think I even knew about dicks yet when my elementary school did the "girls go watch a filmstrip, boys go out and play kickball" thing. I would've just taken the way out if some creep offered it to me.
 
Magic Pickle said:
I regret to inform you that benching back your own baby-blast is, indeed, a fetish of its own
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Of course it is. There are men that fetishize a woman taking a fat shit on them. Or they fetishize weird anthropomorphic furry creatures. Hell, some men even get off dressing up like a woman and forcing everyone around them to play along with their delusions.
For the normal men the advice is simple "what seems like a good idea right now, will be absolutely horrible idea 5 seconds later and it will haunt the rest of your life".

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Staphylococcus aureus said:
And the "I can't wait for my period!" is the cherry on top. They dont even try to hide the fetish. Not a single female has ever said that, ever in history. /MATI
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Wellll... I have been happy about it happening at a time right before vacation where it will be completely over and done with by the time I leave. It's nice when your body isn't fucking you over at the worst time.
 
Look I'm all for making periods a not shameful thing bc it's just a bodily function like any other but can we please not talk about the shedding of our uterine linings in my sacred transphobia space? Pls and thank you.

Thread tax and on topic, pooner on her period gets mad when her boyfriend jokes about how she must be on the rag bc she had an attitude (link | archive):

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The thread is full of thathappened.
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Suuuuuure lady, whatever you say. The L is thinking anyone but their delusional sewing circle would believe this shit.
 
Potato Burrito said:
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Where the fuck did these people learn how to speak 'male', was it fucking scooby doo? Like bruh bros they don't be bruh you feel they always you just bros they always have to fucking use like bro and like you get me bro like dude they just have to fucking remind themselves that they are male every other fucking word or some shit? Dude this is like even worse than when all the dudettes that are like trans shebros think women act. At least there are some mtfs that act somewhat like a woman might once in a while, this is just actual scooby doo tier dude weed bro shit.
 
Potato Burrito said:
Look I'm all for making periods a not shameful thing bc it's just a bodily function like any other but can we please not talk about the shedding of our uterine linings in my sacred transphobia space? Pls and thank you.

Thread tax and on topic, pooner on her period gets mad when her boyfriend jokes about how she must be on the rag bc she had an attitude (link | archive):

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Suuuuuure lady, whatever you say. The L is thinking anyone but their delusional sewing circle would believe this shit.
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Not a single word made any fucking sense at all

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Magic Pickle said:
a stealth FTM is panicking about being ousted as an impostor when trying to get her reproductive parts on a one-way trip to a medical incinerator.

"My whole life and future could be destroyed if someone sees me, counts 1+1=2 and starts talking to other people."​
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For the sake of argument let's pretend she is really "stealth", that people are none the wiser, and that she is really apprehensive about being outed. In this case she can get (or hire) a genuine woman friend to tag along, and tell people, "My girlfriend is seeing the doctor and I come with her". See how easy life can be?

Pooner said:
ill never be able to experience what it’s like to cum so hard your hands overflow.
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This is porn shit.
 
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Positron said:
In this case she can get (or hire) a genuine woman friend to tag along, and tell people, "My girlfriend is seeing the doctor and I come with her". See how easy life can be?
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These people don't want solutions. They just want to be angry/feel like victims. How dare you try to fix shit bigot.
 
I haven't been misgendered or clocked for years and years
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How would you know if you'd been clocked luv? Not everyone who sees you on the street who is able to clock you is required to inform you.

but I think it's because people have no reason to suspect anything. If they have they will notice I got small feet and other features that are unusual on a man. I avoid these associations.
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I am imagining a villain who wants to out Superman whispering into Lois Lane's ear: don't you think Clark looks just like Superman?

She says she's trying to learn to accept me and she's made a lot of progress because she hardly ever gets upset about me shaving my legs anymore.
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It's amazing to me how many low-effort men, pre their transition, have garbage unkempt facial hair, bad skin, and the grooming habits in the bottom decile of males.

Then when they discover they're a woman, they suddenly have the energy to shave their face and body and put on a shit tonne of makeup, often lose weight, and then feel good about how they look.
 
Magic Pickle said:
Touching grass is no longer enough, some people need to be straight up put out to pasture: a very horny, definitely not pornsick addicted FTM fixates on all the things her genitals can't do compared to a man's. OP definitely obsesses far too strongly on penises, because I cannot imagine anyone giving a fuck about - and I quote this from OP here - "being able to experience leaking sticky precum," "eating different things to change the flavor of [my] cum," and "shooting loads and being able to show [my boyfriend] how hard he made [me] cum." In a world with disease, famine, poverty and war, this is the shit you fucking care about?
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Literal coom brain.
Pre-cum feels like nothing. Cum flavor never crossed my mind, except when my ex mentioned it tasted like mint when I smoked menthols and bacon when I ate bacon. She has to deal with it, not me idgaf about how it tastes. As for load size, whetgher it's shooting ropes or dribbling a single drop on the floor, it makes no difference to me. I came, I came. End of story.
TiFs are pathetic, they will never get what it's like being a man.
 
Waffle Iron said:
>Why is everyone else able to navigate the dating world while im so lonely? It’s not fair that these other people get to experience love and genuine connection and not me. Why aren’t you struggling? Why is it so easy for you to go on dates? Why are ready to get married while I’m being left behind?
Congratulations, the first pooner that successfully transitions into an incel
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Well you being an insane woman LARPing as a man might be related
 
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