💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Useful_Mistake said:
His endless hunger for flesh of black men, and for their cocks, would indeed make him fat and gay
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Fatprick S Tomlinson, published author and naval strategist is also a cruel racist. How many young Black boys has he cruelly ground up for his foul pizzas?
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Aside from the nonsensical (from a legal standpoint) of "he did it so he had the authority", Trump did deploy the National Guard during Jan 6th.
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Good dive, but an example of why I try not to (even though my inner sperg wins out a lot of the time).

Rick is rarely content merely to be wrong. He usually insists on being fractally wrong. No matter how much you analyze even his simplest utterance to extract all the wrongness in it, and no matter how deep you dive, no matter how much you zoom in, there's even more totally wrong shit at every layer on the way down.

Eventually, you just have to give up pages later into the effort, realizing you will never fully comprehend the almost cosmic levels of stupidity of this bitch-titted pigman.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
Looks like the protestors have been getting busy in Milwaukee on Wplace
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I think that's right over his house too lmao
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Still there and now receiving extra embellishments. In a worldmap soiled by troon flags, furry shit, and undertale autism it is comforting to see a few embers of fun among the ruin
 
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AnOminous said:
Good dive, but an example of why I try not to (even though my inner sperg wins out a lot of the time).

Rick is rarely content merely to be wrong. He usually insists on being fractally wrong. No matter how much you analyze even his simplest utterance to extract all the wrongness in it, and no matter how deep you dive, no matter how much you zoom in, there's even more totally wrong shit at every layer on the way down.

Eventually, you just have to give up pages later into the effort, realizing you will never fully comprehend the almost cosmic levels of stupidity of this bitch-titted pigman.
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No, child. You are wrong on every conceivable level about me being wrong on every conceivable level. It's one of the many things about yourself you could have worked on while enjoying prison, but you chose to conclude your life here and now.
 
AnOminous said:
Rick is rarely content merely to be wrong. He usually insists on being fractally wrong. No matter how much you analyze even his simplest utterance to extract all the wrongness in it, and no matter how deep you dive, no matter how much you zoom in, there's even more totally wrong shit at every layer on the way down.
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Here's the interesting part, though, you never realize just HOW wrong he is until you think about it. Originally my post was just going to be that one screenap showing that Trump did order National Guard, but while I was searching for it (Google is very very unhelpful when trying to find that article, although eventually it gave in), but while I was searching and articulating my thoughts, the full force of his stupidity hit me. Then I wrote some more, and in doing so, thought some more. Then I realized that it was stupider still.

He's the sort of stupid that you can really only appreciate by putting in more thought than he ever did.
 
OffTopic said:
I imagine a conversation on the yard going somewhat like this for Pigglenips
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He wouldn't be allowed to speak on the yard. His nigger muslim cellmate would stomp him out for speaking without first asking permission to remove his hand from the niggers pocket. The Woods would stomp him out just for existing at every opportunity.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
He's the sort of stupid that you can really only appreciate by putting in more thought than he ever did.
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He can literally say a single retarded sentence and when you try to describe how retarded it is, you eventually just surrender, because there's no way to describe in full detail how retarded he is. He's like the Collatz Conjecture of humans and you will lose your mind by contemplating how retarded he is trying to figure it all out.
 
YouTube Autist said:
Here are the four main eras of Patrick retorts, as I understand them:

1. "No, child. [elaborate, strange insult]"
2. "You are going to prison stalker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contacting this phone number (etc.)"
3. "No, stalker. I am not X. You are X. This is why you conclude your life in a cage. Enjoy prison."
4. "You died here. This is the gun you put in your mouth. Enjoy death."
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The enjoy death one is so good because it sounds like something one of us would say as a joke but he actually said that.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Found this on the Origami & Alcohol website, attributing this post to "josh moons Twitter account I think it's handle is FamilyManJosh on X"
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In this exchange, Patrick bizarrely confirms that Niki loves niggers and that Patrick sucks nigger cock. As the Zoomers say, even the CIA couldn't torture this kind of information out of me.
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Bit out of the loop regarding Fatty Hamlinson but "This is where you killed yourself" is his new canned response? This is the best he came up with after almost a decade of stalker childing and enjoy prisoning? Fucking gay, even by Rick's confirmed homosexual standards.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
Bit out of the loop regarding Fatty Hamlinson but "This is where you killed yourself" is his new canned response? This is the best he came up with after almost a decade of stalker childing and enjoy prisoning? Fucking gay, even by Rick's confirmed homosexual standards.
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Wrong it’s absolute kino, I’m all here for Dark Titrick. He really said “this is where you put the gun in your mouth and blew your brains out, enjoy death.” It’s a great evolution of the old formula.
 
YouTube Autist said:
You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contacting this phone number
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Can't fuck with the classics. I still remember when it went from "hundreds of times" to "thousands of times", good times.
BigPeanut said:
Wrong it’s absolute kino, I’m all here for Dark Titrick. He really said “this is where you put the gun in your mouth and blew your brains out, enjoy death.” It’s a great evolution of the old formula.
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I don't know man, it just hasn't the same ring to it. "Enjoy prison" was pure Pat perfection, this new shit sounds like his heart ain't in it no more...
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
I don't know man, it just hasn't the same ring to it. "Enjoy prison" was pure Pat perfection, this new shit sounds like his heart ain't in it no more...
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to me it just feels like he’s back. He’s evolving, like the other guy said he’s gone through four other iterations and the most recent has been boring, I still miss the constant childings with odd non-sequitur insults often of a sexual nature.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
I don't know man, it just hasn't the same ring to it. "Enjoy prison" was pure Pat perfection, this new shit sounds like his heart ain't in it no more...
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No, stalker, it doesn't and yes, stalker, it is and no stalker, it doesn't.


I'm hoping that he eventually comes upon "enjoy rotting."


:tomlinson:"That's it, stalker. You have put the gun in your mouth and pulled the trigger. This is why your brains are spilling all over the floor, and it's why you will spend the rest of eternity six feet under the ground in a coffin. Enjoy rotting."
 
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