💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

Just popping in to say Godspeed to Jack's grandson. Between the gene pool he originated in and the very Sephiroth-esque name, he is in for a very rough life.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sus blanket pattern...

Guys, settle down. Baby colors are what the troons stole it from. This is just the hospital linen.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Life pro tip: if the name of your child sounds like the name of the main character of a JRPG, go back to the drawing board.

To add onto this, if your last name is a first name, don't make it your first name. The same also applies to middle names, so we don't get Martin Martin Martin.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Sus blanket pattern...

this is the hospital's receiving blankets. They almost always have this color theme (sometimes will have pink, blue, and yellow duckies or other cute animal, but the plain pink and blue stripe is the most common). It's easier to have one set of blankets with both pink and blue on them for any baby than two seperate blanket types. Birth is sometimes quick, and when a hospital bed opens for the next delivery it, isn't necessary prestocked anticipating whether the next baby born will be a boy or girl.

 

[BlastMonk]

What's the over/under on how long it takes fatty to eat the poor kid?

Meat is meat.

 

[densedance]

 

[AltisticRight]

Sara for all her fat ways was at least genuine.

Fatty isn't. He's a clout chaser at best.

More like a clout waddler or a clout wheelchairer.
Scalfatty can't chase shit. He can't even walk.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

He really said that God will take care of his grandson no matter what

God is real, And he loves laughing at lolcows…..

 

[Tiresome]

Guys, settle down. Baby colors are what the troons stole it from. This is just the hospital linen.

I thought it looked a lot like that cheesy 90s Dixie cup pattern.

 

[The Stranger]

God is real, And he loves laughing at lolcows…..

 

[Daddy Strokum]

During a live yesterday, Jack kept calling him "Ayy-tree-us." Someone told him how to properly pronounce it ("Uh-tray-us") and Jack got ass blasted and said that he wasn't wrong, that's how the internet said to pronounce it. He confirmed to Jimmy that the kid is 100% named after the game, where they say his name 9001 times. There's no excuse to be confused, why wouldn't he pronounce it like they do in the game?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Well I'm out of the loop on most modernish games and never got into the God of War series past the first game, but he actually named the kid after a video game character's son? Holy fuck, it's even gayer than I thought at first. I guess the kid's lucky he wasn't born 15 years sooner or he could have been Master Chief Scalfani.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

During a live yesterday, Jack kept calling him "Ayy-tree-us." Someone told him how to properly pronounce it ("Uh-tray-us") and Jack got ass blasted and said that he wasn't wrong, that's how the internet said to pronounce it. He confirmed to Jimmy that the kid is 100% named after the game, where they say his name 9001 times. There's no excuse to be confused, why wouldn't he pronounce it like they do in the game?

Or he could have asked the kids parents or tried listening to them when they introduced their son to the grandparents.

But no, Fatty was too busy looking at the baby trying to figure out how many minutes it would take to roast at 350 degrees.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

From yesterdays stream on Jimmys channel , Jack rage quit after someone in chat calls Jack a schemer. Like a retard Jack asked for examples then stomps off when given examples.

 

[Tiresome]

jacks rage quit.mp4

From yesterdays stream on Jimmys channel , Jack rage quit after someone in chat calls Jack a schemer. Like a retard Jack asked for examples then stomps off when given examples.

And we very quickly found the biggest baby in that family.

 

[myhairisonfire]

jacks rage quit.mp4

From yesterdays stream on Jimmys channel , Jack rage quit after someone in chat calls Jack a schemer. Like a retard Jack asked for examples then stomps off when given examples.

Jimmy's little growing smile at the beginning makes me laugh. "Oh here we go again, he's getting all riled up and indignant"

 

[Sneedmiser]

jacks rage quit.mp4

From yesterdays stream on Jimmys channel , Jack rage quit after someone in chat calls Jack a schemer. Like a retard Jack asked for examples then stomps off when given examples.

"How am I a schemer"

Now I know Jack's memory isn't the best, but I'm sure he's got receipts for the hot sauce van, and that was a scheme out of a sitcom. The hot sauce van is something I can see Frank pulling up in in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

 

[the khat quaffer]

But no, Fatty was too busy looking at the baby trying to figure out how many minutes it would take to roast at 350 degrees.

Depends on how long his oven takes to preheat.

I will play devil's advocate for Jack since he is saying that he will accept whatever career path his grandson will take.

However, I really doubt that's fully true if Jack's grandson pursues a career that Jack himself personally doesn't approve of.

Or a lifestyle.

Below: Jr. and Bri upon discovering Atreyu is a gay ballroom dancer and Jr. just lot his bronze tier in CoD.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

To add onto this, if your last name is a first name, don't make it your first name. The same also applies to middle names, so we don't get Martin Martin Martin.

I do agree, but at least this would enable someone to refer to themselves as Martin Cubed!

jacks rage quit.mp4

I like how Jack demands the accuser provide a "current-day example" as evidence because "the wrong things I've admitted to doing in the past" don't count. Master thinker, that Jack. No one should morally, ethically, legally or otherwise be held to account for anything they've done in "the past" -- this, despite the fact that all of our actions, good and bad, have necessarily happened there. OK then.

 

[The Stranger]

I like how Jack demands the accuser provide a "current-day example" as evidence because "the wrong things I've admitted to doing in the past" don't count. Master thinker, that Jack. No one should morally, ethically, legally or otherwise be held to account for anything they've done in "the past" -- this, despite the fact that all of our actions, good and bad, have necessarily happened there. OK then.

When he finally croaks and meets his maker (hopefully soon) he's going to have a rude awakening. "UH, OGAY, BUT I ALREADY APOLOGISED FOR THAT, MOM" gets sent straight to Hell