💰 Grifter Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[AncientPhosphur]

There is no way Vito is doing cocaine. First of all he’s too poor. Second of all he is too fat. He’s probably just a drunk weed head. That makes more sense.

 

[Oliver Onions]

There is no way Vito is doing cocaine. First of all he’s too poor.

He still has $100k of Superkiller money sitting around collecting dust...

 

[Harm]

Fat people absolutely do cocaine. They simply die sooner from using it. Even then, it'll take a few years, depending on how heavy of a user they've become.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Without any hint of irony, Ralph is probably the closest Dax could hope to get in recreating Maddox on the show. He's obviously not as funny or talented as Maddox was before he lost his mind, but he has the same complete inability to accept when he's wrong and he can hold a grudge longer than he's ever held onto a woman.

It's probably the most respectable way Ralph could hope to make money in his current state, and he doesn't need to worry about the pedo associations because everyone already thinks he's a creep for repeatedly preying on borderline underage girls.

The problem with going the Ralph route is that Ralph has a higher chance of doing way too much damage on his way out compared to Maddox. Damage that may not be easily recoverable from. Ralph would definitely go beyond just filing a dumb lawsuit and trying to have Dick's gigs canceled if the two were to have a falling out.

It is why Dick has always been somewhat careful with not burning the bridge with Ralph: god only knows what Ralph has on him after Dick allowed him into his inner circle.

 

[AnOminous]

Fat people absolutely do cocaine. They simply die sooner from using it. Even then, it'll take a few years, depending on how heavy of a user they've become.

I knew a fatso who did cocaine and booze. He seemed to get even fatter near the end but it was mostly ascites. He thought it was funny he could push his finger into his calf muscle and the dent would stay there for a couple minutes. He'd laugh when people told him that meant he was dying. Then he died.

I'm not really getting cocaine vibes from Vedo, though.

It is why Dick has always been somewhat careful with not burning the bridge with Ralph: god only knows what Ralph has on him after Dick allowed him into his inner circle.

Everyone in the sektur with the arguable exception of Medicare is such a totally snakeworthy piece of shit that they pretty much can't do friends, and Medicare knows not to do the Internet fwens thing (unless it's a Vtuber apparently).

The only stability in the sektur comes from Mutually Assured Destruction.

 

[AltisticRight]

He still has $100k of Superkiller money sitting around collecting dust...

He spent it all because he's a fat lying scamming paedophile.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The problem with going the Ralph route is that Ralph has a higher chance of doing way too much damage on his way out compared to Maddox. Damage that may not be easily recoverable from. Ralph would definitely go beyond just filing a dumb lawsuit and trying to have Dick's gigs canceled if the two were to have a falling out.

I see your point, but Juju had a lot more to lose back when Maddox initiated the lolsuit, plus Maddox had the money to get rinsed by that lawyer who took him for a ride (Randazza?). Ralph can't afford a lolsuit, and he's too retarded to figure out how to be an IFP nuisance like Greer or the Wereturkey, so aside from that what else can he take from Juju?

His comedy career is already dead, all his TV pitches get rejected for being shit and his Patreon is bleeding 20% annually. He's in the twilight of his career, so bringing the Ragepig on to holler as Rome burns would be the perfect ending imo.

He spent it all because he's a fat lying scamming paedophile.

Are you sure? I know he said the money was gone on Twitter but I assumed he was just trying to piss people off (as usual). Last I heard the money was sitting in his bank account accruing interest because he still hasn't even engaged the services of a printer on his comic that was supposed to ship last year.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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>mfw seeing two grown adults interact like teenagers

So, will Dax try to find a new co-host or will he just drag Vito through the mud for content? I'm not invested in Dax shit, the only thing i know of him is from Null's podcast.

Will Vito be the next Boogie?

 

[The Ancestor]

Will Vito be the next Boogie?

Vito could only get so lucky to be partnered with Keem

 

[Pill Cosby]

Vito could only get so lucky to be partnered with Keem

Didn't Keem call him a chomo? That being said, he could do... when he has Boogie and Wings on his property streaming Vedo will be locked away in his Anime dungeon streaming. Vedo is a liability and shouldn't be around children.

 

[Harm]

Didn't Keem call him a chomo?

Yeah; the Lolcow Live with Christopher was so atrocious and such a lame ass softball interview that Keem fired up an impromptu livestream to seethe about it. I believe he specifically called him a pedo, and not a child molester, and was pissed that no one even tried to grill him.

 

[Crab Zone]

He’s probably just a drunk weed head.

He is fucking on something. I stopped listening long ago but i heard this most recent fight and Vito sounds so much dumber. He sounds like hes lost IQ points due to a head injury. Hes far more subdued and slower than his fat ass used to be. He even seemed to be struggling to put simple points together or follow a conversation which is resulting in him getting confused. IDK if he's on a prescription med for "mental problems" thats dumbing him down to this or hes spending all night awake fucked up on stimulants then coming in worn down, but this mother fucker is not the same guy from a few years back.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Will Vito be the next Boogie?

The next Ronnie McNutt preferably.

 

[CTR Operative]

So I don't follow this dude normally and this is kinda late, but I happened to find Destiny's coverage of the Vito/Dick fight from a few days ago... and look who showed up in the comments to defend himself after Tiny compared him to one of his BPD e-thots:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

to defend himself

What a big fat baby.

 

[Oliver Onions]

All the replies currently available on Vedo's comment. There's a couple people ballwashing him, but mostly people are once again telling him to stop getting into stupid Internet arguments. Surprisingly few people calling him a pedo, but maybe they got moderated.


This comment stood out to me as particularly funny.

I'm guessing raulen4052 either has no friends or is such a creep he has been explicitly forbidden from talking to any of their spouses and assumes this must be a universal experience.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm guessing raulen4052 either has no friends or is such a creep he has been explicitly forbidden from talking to any of their spouses and assumes this must be a universal experience.

Or it could be that he just observes completely sensible boundaries. The very idea of contacting your buddy’s wife because he isn’t responding to you and you want to play a game with him is the sort of thing that should evoke a sense of shame in the man who’s that desperate. Far too many people just can’t grasp that no response is a response.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Or it could be that he just observes completely sensible boundaries. The very idea of contacting your buddy’s wife because he isn’t responding to you and you want to play a game with him is the sort of thing that should evoke a sense of shame in the man who’s that desperate.

That's not what he said though, he said you should never be contacting your friend's wife. Yeah you could argue based on the rest of his comment that he meant in this specific context and just worded it poorly, but I think it's funnier my way.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

look who showed up in the comments to defend himself after Tiny compared him to one of his BPD e-thots:

He doesn't seem to think Juju is getting rid of him. If true that would be an extraordinary miscalculation even by his abysmal standards.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The problem with going the Ralph route is that Ralph has a higher chance of doing way too much damage on his way out compared to Maddox. Damage that may not be easily recoverable from. Ralph would definitely go beyond just filing a dumb lawsuit and trying to have Dick's gigs canceled if the two were to have a falling out.

It is why Dick has always been somewhat careful with not burning the bridge with Ralph: god only knows what Ralph has on him after Dick allowed him into his inner circle.

Ralph is also just a different brand of batshit insane than Vito is. Juju is either going to get low energy Ralph or he's going to get drunken pilled out screaming Ralph. Either one of those would suck to have as a partner who needs to show up on time once a week (or however often that shitty show is filmed). They've already gotten into a fight once so it's only a matter of time for Ralph's pig brain remembers something mean he read on twitter and throws a tantrum.

Either way Juju just needs to rip the bandaid off and disavow all the pedophiles around him. Toss them right in the dumpster and call it a day. He's going to drag his feet like a moron though.