Shitty Etsy Products

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Coo Coo Bird said:
Continuing the theme of "stuff I like but is admittedly goofy", a shop that sell clothes made from old quilts and bedsheets. Some of these are seem like something you could wear every day:
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But lot of them seem look clownish:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1684184083/upcycled-vintage-bedsheet-fabric-puff
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/1710232961/boat-neck-quilted-short-sleeve-pullover
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/1710251927/high-waisted-quilt-quilted-patchwork
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/1670666550/long-sleeve-ruffle-neck-puff-sleeve-zip
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I like how she looks like Bjork and therefore these clothes totally make sense.

Fleetwood said:
Children piss and shit and throw up in their beds. Teenagers crusty sheets. Adults in bed, use your imagination. Vile to wear that as clothes after being used by mystery people.
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The only way it's not gross is if the sheets and quilts were bought specifically to be turned into clothes. But that's not the point of upcycling. It's supposed to be anti-consumerist and pro-environment.
 
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I found Vaush’s dream pair of jorts.
 
It was on Instagram but it's some manic pixie bitch who's into horror but just like every other fan, is a faggot who can't take any heat and is just trying to piss off mom and dad for taking her to church. Bitch dosent even sell anymore lmfao. Her art makes me understand why AI is taking off.

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Hey, um, lady wtf is this? Looks like a Mammy OC...

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OoOOOOoo 3Edgy5Me how orginal 🥱 Go back on your meds, sweaty

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She seems to have left and there's no products on her Facebook, Etsy or Ebay :story:
 
Super Guido said:
There's a vagina one by the same person. The puns are cringe, and I have no idea what kind of person designed this fabric.
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Vulva drawings with a gaping open vagina are a pet peeve of mine. You can't see INSIDE the vagina from below unless you're using a speculum. I understand medical textbooks taking liberties so they can show all anatomical structures clearly, but in an artistic context it's just...wrong. A vagina-themed pad is gross in and of itself, but the bad anatomy is just the cherry on top.
 
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I found gender-affirming period pads.
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Nothing says 'they/them' like menstrual flow.

I buy reusable menstrual pads, so that's why a lot of my posts here are about that. I don't buy these ones, though.
 
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