💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%
  • Total voters
    757
SemSem said:
or God forbid a Student
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Oh shit.

He would, wouldn't he? He'll absolutely try to use his position to rail one of his female students.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
Denpa Shonen: A Life in Prizes Part II

Adam only gets food/supplies from his speedrun winnings
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As long as people can still throw dodgeballs at him.

I think his challenges should be related to being a normal person. Make him speed run cleaning a dirty room or see how long he can shut the fuck up. Failure results in a punishment of course. Something like making him sit in a box of spiders or getting blasted in the face with an air horn. Dodgeballs remain in play during the punishments of course, I feel like that'll be the big theme of the show.

Shit, I'd take a little vacation to Japan to whip dodgeballs at his head. Who knows? If it takes off they can get Gator for the next season.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
In the US everyone understands the words that come out of his mouth, which makes people hate him. In Japan they'll only sort of understand the stupid shit he says and will just smile and nod at him until he pays whatever he owes.
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Yea but that's assuming he'll keep speaking English, admittedly I don't know how good his Japanese is but surely he's better at Japanese than the average jap is English. Maybe he can just be that one guy that all the natives speak English to so they feel idk the word but proud maybe?
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
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Oh shit.

He would, wouldn't he? He'll absolutely try to use his position to rail one of his female students.
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I can see him pulling that stunt with a student thats vulnerable. Hell wouldn't surprise me if he takes them to his shitty apartment or a love hotel or whatever are called there. I feel Japan is gonna amplify the degenerate in Chibi.
 
I don’t know much about the Japs and their culture, but based on what little I do know I’m going to wager that everyone in Japan will just politely ignore him, just like most people here in the US already do. Chibi will go from having very little daily social interaction to no daily social interaction, and I doubt he’ll even notice it
 
BrainSand63 said:
I don’t know much about the Japs and their culture, but based on what little I do know I’m going to wager that everyone in Japan will just politely ignore him, just like most people here in the US already do. Chibi will go from having very little daily social interaction to no daily social interaction, and I doubt he’ll even notice it
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I think the issue is that Japanese culture puts a lot of emphasis on causing as little trouble as possible to those around you and Chibi's problem is he's a sperg who can't read the fucking room so can't tell when he's annoying people with his bullshit. So there's a good chance he'll piss people off living there with prolonged exposure doing something stupid that he doesn't personally see anything wrong with, but anyone semi-normal would see could cause an issue.

Hell, he already basically does that streaming constantly in the middle of the night and pissing people off. Japanese people are patient but all it's gonna take is for Chibi to run into some Japanese guy who is either drunk or doesn't give a fuck, the chance of which increases the longer he's over there. Or he could run into some of those delinquent teens (just like in an anime!) that fuck with him and know that the cops will never side with Chibi.
 
Quizibo said:
If the company is renting him an apartment, that will be like 1/3 of his salary and many companies will work hard to jew foreigners out of money along the way.
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They aren't renting him an apartment. That's why he's crashing on some other gaijins couch until he gets his own place.
Quizibo said:
that means he will have to cover healthcare, social security, and taxes all out of pocket.
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He's already said that. They are basically only getting him a Visa through work sponsorship. Everything else he has to take care of. It's why Oliver Onions (or was it Falcon Sebben?) and I (probably some other farmers here) believe he's working for a shady company that intentionally looks for desperate Westerns to hire. Some of those places have extremely high turn over rates for employees.
FamicomGorby said:
Alternatively, the "Chibi gets robbed while creeping on some teenage runaway whores in Shinjuku" arc.
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Cheebs is the type of guy to get suckered by some girl into going into a Hostess bar repeatedly every night.
femboy fart huffer said:
Yea but that's assuming he'll keep speaking English, admittedly I don't know how good his Japanese is but surely he's better at Japanese than the average jap is English.
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It's awful for how long he's been doing it, but he's also learning from some Discord group that he's harassed some of the female members of. During his interview, he could barely put together simple sentences.
BrainSand63 said:
I don’t know much about the Japs and their culture, but based on what little I do know I’m going to wager that everyone in Japan will just politely ignore him, just like most people here in the US already do. Chibi will go from having very little daily social interaction to no daily social interaction, and I doubt he’ll even notice it
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They'll all be polite for awhile, but they will eventually reach a point where they will snap at him. Silence is a form of respect in Japan and people don't take kindly to people constantly ruining it in public.
 
00R-Gundam said:
So considering chibi is gonna have a hard time in Japan based on the input of my fellow kiwis and considering how much of a sex pest he has/can be, what are the odds he will commit one of japan's pastimes: Molestation(痴漢行為)? From what ive read is a very prevalent thing with next to no consequences for committing said crimes. Wouldnt surprise me if the stress and the frustration leads him to such.
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Ok, I will try to explain how this shit works, but if any of made nihongos in this thread want to correct me, go on.

Yes, AOC in Japan is 13 and yes it is higher in every prefecture according to the local laws. However, one doesn't beat the other so if someone tries something sexual with someone less than age of 13, they will get punished for sexual exploitation of a minor. If they do this with someone between 13 and "AOC in the prefecture where it happened" it becomes "indecent behavior with a minor" which is a way lesser offence and can even result in just a fine if there wasn't in-out involved. Most likely Adam will just get deported though, but I expect him just regularly fucking everything up at his new job.
 
00R-Gundam said:
So considering chibi is gonna have a hard time in Japan based on the input of my fellow kiwis and considering how much of a sex pest he has/can be, what are the odds he will commit one of japan's pastimes: Molestation(痴漢行為)? From what ive read is a very prevalent thing with next to no consequences for committing said crimes. Wouldnt surprise me if the stress and the frustration leads him to such.
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Maybe no consequences for locals; if a foreigner commits any crime in Japan, you are getting arrested, held for 30 days with no contact, and then deported.

SemSem said:
Chibi is too much of a chickenshit to actually try to molest people. As far as I know he is just a sexpest in text form, with the dickpics and other boundary overstepping. Correct me if I am wrong, though.

Realistically, I can see him trying his luck on Tinder or maybe with a colleague (or God forbid a Student) ,get rejected and pity post on Facebook. Or he gets scammed out of his money by a Gaijin hunter
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He wouldn't know what to do on Tinder in Japan. Also, Gaijin hunters have standards lol. He will most likely get scammed by Nigerians or have pictures of himself at HUB around a bunch of other fat, bearded guys wearing full print graphic anime t-shirts and Hawaiian shirts.
 
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Ok, I will try to explain how this shit works, but if any of made nihongos in this thread want to correct me, go on.

Yes, AOC in Japan is 13 and yes it is higher in every prefecture according to the local laws. However, one doesn't beat the other so if someone tries something sexual with someone less than age of 13, they will get punished for sexual exploitation of a minor. If they do this with someone between 13 and "AOC in the prefecture where it happened" it becomes "indecent behavior with a minor" which is a way lesser offence and can even result in just a fine if there wasn't in-out involved. Most likely Adam will just get deported though, but I expect him just regularly fucking everything up at his new job.
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The national AOC was just raised, wasn't it?
 
Whaler said:
They aren't renting him an apartment. That's why he's crashing on some other gaijins couch until he gets his own place.
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If they are going to just give him a visa, then he is going to have an extremely hard time with the catch-22 of finding an apartment. You need a phone number and bank account to rent an apartment but in order to get a phone number or bank account you need an apartment address. He also cannot stay in the persons apartment for a long time because then it could get him arrested and the person kicked out of the apartment for not having him on the lease, I think he can only stay there for like a week or something legally since he isn't on the lease.

Whaler said:
He's already said that. They are basically only getting him a Visa through work sponsorship. Everything else he has to take care of. It's why Oliver Onions (or was it Falcon Sebben?) and I (probably some other farmers here) believe he's working for a shady company that intentionally looks for desperate Westerns to hire. Some of those places have extremely high turn over rates for employees.
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TBH, you can say that every company hiring foreigners like him are shady. Most teaching companies outside of JET are shady and count on the high turnover rates.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
he tries to recreate one of his favorite hentai scenes on a train he'll probably get his skull beat in and thrown in a cell
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Japs are notorious for looking the other way when a Chikan is molesting a woman in plain sight in a train due to muh cultural values of nonconfrontation

Youtube is full of clips of sick chikans rubbing their crotch on the back of a businesswoman (not even trying to be coy about it) in a train while everybody pretends that nothing is happening. It's so bad that Canadian and British governmental travel advice mention that female travellers should be aware that they will be molested in trains Source UK, Source Canada
 
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Looney Troons said:
What’s the current betting line on how long it takes Chibi, upon arrival to Japan, to make a vaguebook post about regretting moving to Japan?
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I think it will take until he gets his first paycheck and the reality of his finances sets in. I also think money will ultimately be the out he uses to justify fleeing back to the US.

"I totally loved living in Japan guys, it will always be my true home, but I just couldn't afford it."
RollingRock2 said:
They could make a game show sort of like Takeshi's Castle but filmed indoors with Chibi being the only contestant and he is in a different cosplay every week.
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I was thinking more like Takeshi's Castle with the same number of contestants but they're all underage girls and have to beat the obstacle courses to escape Chibi, who stalks them the entire time and whoever he catches has to go on a date with him.
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Yes, AOC in Japan is 13 and yes it is higher in every prefecture according to the local laws.
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My understanding about age of consent in Japan was it is low but only applies to people 18 and under; i.e. if you're over 18 and have sex with someone under 18 you're getting booked regardless of what the AoC is, similar to how they prosecute sex tourists by applying AoC in their home country rather than wherever they visited to be a sick fuck.
 
00R-Gundam said:
So considering chibi is gonna have a hard time in Japan based on the input of my fellow kiwis and considering how much of a sex pest he has/can be, what are the odds he will commit one of japan's pastimes: Molestation(痴漢行為)? From what ive read is a very prevalent thing with next to no consequences for committing said crimes. Wouldnt surprise me if the stress and the frustration leads him to such.
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Chibi is a lot of things, but I don't think a potential rapist is one of them. But who knows? He always finds new ways to surprise us.
 
The AoC in Japan was 13, but it was changed to 16 in 2023. However, the AoC thing is kind of confusing and @Juan But Not Forgotten posted partly correct and slightly incorrect information in regards to it. The AoC of 16 (previously 13) is actually the lowest age a Prefecture can set the AoC and no Prefecture actually had an AoC below 16. The reason why is years ago women were seen as having a lower life span and so they followed Napoleonic Code. I will also add that Tokyo has an AoC of 18 so Cheebs won't be reenacting his famous Joker ERP.

Ironically enough, Germany has an AoC of 14 as long as the adult isn't exploiting the kids lower sexual maturity (not really understanding the consequences that could occur and stuff like that).
 
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