💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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rel=alternate said:
I am a nuclear engineer on my free time (not my fulltime job), and I can confirm Rick is ignorant. And fat.
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As an electrical engineer that works in the aerospace industry, I love it when fatty opines about SpaceX.

He doesn't even sperg out about the right thing, like how they ignore OSHA and screw over contractors. Instead, he has this bizarre belief that no rockets were lost during the development of the Mercury and Apollo missions. It's really weird.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Our Russian nanny has no problems walking around, however people can't stand the Ukrainians here now. Likely due to the fact they're stealing $4000 a month from the citizens because they're Ukrainians. You'll get like a grand if you're on disability. Seems to me though it's just the Americans who have indiscriminate hatred for Russians. You should sit back and watch some Igor Moiseyev, but you're an uncultured swine.
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Do a work trip in Russia. It's literally a nation of Pat Tomlinsons. Just fat, useless drunks that have a hot take on everything .
 
I've realized something about Patrick. He's maybe the perfect lolcow. He's fat, he's stupid, he's drunk, and he just can't help being a giant asshole to everyone, including those who try to help him, in hilarious ways. He gets trolled, spergs out, gets trolled even more, and we laugh at the carnage. Niggeroni and the report that we constantly lie about aside, he hasn't done anything reprehensible in the moment like other cows that might actually make farms users MATI. He's just an idiot, and the milk keeps on coming. Here's to many more years of living in fear waiting for the knock, stalker children.
 
JustStopDude said:
As an electrical engineer that works in the aerospace industry, I love it when fatty opines about SpaceX.

He doesn't even sperg out about the right thing, like how they ignore OSHA and screw over contractors. Instead, he has this bizarre belief that no rockets were lost during the development of the Mercury and Apollo missions. It's really weird.

Do a work trip in Russia. It's literally a nation of Pat Tomlinsons. Just fat, useless drunks that have a hot take on everything .
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Holy shit you’ve had a work trip to Russia too? Did you get a Chinese one? I honestly think both countries are trying to recruit/catch all the spergs. China made it difficult for me to leave, they kept fucking with my passport. Don’t ever go there if you are a scientist.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
I've had my gripes with OnA, but sometimes they just produce the best comedy gold
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Its a consequence of fatrick being such a precision engineered lolpig who can turn the laziest and most juvenile "lol u eat poopoo" tier poking into cawntent by sheer dint of obsessively and fatly responding to absolutely fucking all of it with seething denial and loudly oinked threats and his own inimitable style of porcine internet badass

Some cows are like ultra complex and temperamental aircraft engines which require precisely diluted nitro-kerosene sourced from a specific square mile in guatamala during the full moon to maybe begin to warm up, whereas with fatrick you could literally just take a dump directly in the fuel tank and it instantly fires up hot
 
Judge Holden said:
Its a consequence of fatrick being such a precision engineered lolpig who can turn the laziest and most juvenile "lol u eat poopoo" tier poking into cawntent by sheer dint of obsessively and fatly responding to absolutely fucking all of it with seething denial and loudly oinked threats and his own inimitable style of porcine internet badass

Some cows are like ultra complex and temperamental aircraft engines which require precisely diluted nitro-kerosene sourced from a specific square mile in guatamala during the full moon to maybe begin to warm up, whereas with fatrick you could literally just take a dump directly in the fuel tank and it instantly fires up hot
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‘No child, my engine requires only the finest Nigerian aviation fuel, enjoy the FAA investigation.’
 
Useful_Mistake said:
I don't think I saw it posted here, but Patrick's debt case to Quasi was transferred somewhere at the start of this month. This is weird, 'cause I was certain it was finished, wasn't it?
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"Well well well Mistuh Tomlinson.... I see you have been declaring repeatedly on that there Xitter intertube that you have not paid 'a solitary cent' to that there creditor despite clear instructions to do so. I am therefore ordering your case to be transferred to the federal court, and your porcine hiney to be transferred to a federal penitentiary so you may 'Enjoy Prison' for exactly one month and three days, which should give that boy Lyndon Evans time to take proper care of your wife."
 
Found this on the Origami & Alcohol website, attributing this post to "josh moons Twitter account I think it's handle is FamilyManJosh on X"
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In this exchange, Patrick bizarrely confirms that Niki loves niggers and that Patrick sucks nigger cock. As the Zoomers say, even the CIA couldn't torture this kind of information out of me.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
In this exchange, Patrick bizarrely confirms that Niki loves niggers and that Patrick sucks nigger cock.
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Because of the last "yes, stalker"? I think that's referring to "But it ends there", and Patrick's just slow responding.

Edited to add: judging by the number of 'dumb' reacts to your post on the Community Features page I think other people think this too.
 
I guess Fatrick just wants to be the next Thomas Ross Babin for some reason. Can't wait for him to yell "FUCK YOU NIGGER BOY" to some black guy he knows.


 
SweetWhosBeenGroundUp said:
Because of the last "yes, stalker"? I think that's referring to "But it ends there", and Patrick's just slow responding.
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Patrick has a habbit of denying such things. Here's how a proper response to an accusation looks:
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He usually denies or ignores it (whilst making a death threat). He specifically chose to answer "yes" to a statement saying that he vacuums up black cock. Therefore, he sucks black cock.
SweetWhosBeenGroundUp said:
Edited to add: judging by the number of 'dumb' reacts to your post on the Community Features page I think other people think this too.
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If I cared what other people think, I wouldn't post here. I posted it because I thought it was a funny highlight.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
He usually denies or ignores it (whilst making a death threat). He specifically chose to answer "yes" to a statement saying that he vacuums up black cock. Therefore, he sucks black cock.
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I for one am happy that Patrick is finally able admit to his proclivities and to be his true authentic self.

I’m sure that Big Nicholas will not be happy with the turn of events though, sharing bulls was not in the relationship contract.
 
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