DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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After not mentioning the potential lolsuit for a few weeks, Phail just went full Saul Begman and went on a delusional rant saying how he'll own half of every detractor's stuff soon and how things are still being "tracked and monitored" at the moment.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil was a documented hoarder in CT that never fixed anything. He's dropped hints such as the garage being half-filled with Doordash containers, Jasper's overflowing litter box, and they need a sitting rest bench in the hallway. FAT Kat probably can't do much if any cleaning in her state, and she was already more nuts than Phil before they met. And we know they spend an absurd amount of money on groceries and booze, considering they're Doordashing probably everyday. One bathroom and dishwasher are broken, at the least, and Phil is so paranoid in his mental state now that he refuses to let anyone in the house to potentially fix anything.

I'd be surprised if the Snort Fort wasn't a disaster hoard near the levels of 14BC before Chris fucked Barb.
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He had a segment where someone said something about clutter and he said he hates clutter recently and I just laughed. He can barely walk in and out of his office and if he moves while in his chair he will knock over his picture frame thing and anything else near it while also having 3 keyboards/mice, 5 device remotes and wires all over the floor but yep totally not cluttered.
 
DarkSonicPhil said:
He is absolutely fuming today at the slightest chat that irks him lmao
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He has to keep coping about the fantasy disney life he is very convinced he lives in, where all his delusions are facts. It doesn't help he has an army of retards enforcing his autistic padded helmet wearing individual ideas.

The writers have to spice things up.
 
I open the stream to both chats shitting on him and him crying about how he had something happen to him that would be a great story for the podcast but he isn't gonna tell us cause of da trolls.

Shopping cart get put back by employees again Phil?
 
Dave'sWeakestDent said:
He has to keep coping about the fantasy disney life he is very convinced he lives in, where all his delusions are facts. It doesn't help he has an army of retards enforcing his autistic padded helmet wearing individual ideas.

The writers have to spice things up.
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Happily married man; he even cried while saying so.
 
My favorite crashout of this stream so far is him insulting Kat's cooking and then losing his shit over people calling him out.
Mad cuz true, not the first time it happened.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
I open the stream to both chats shitting on him and him crying about how he had something happen to him that would be a great story for the podcast but he isn't gonna tell us cause of da trolls.

Shopping cart get put back by employees again Phil?
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one would think he learned when no one gave a shit about him disappearing for a week.
 
For a guy who refers to us as "no load losers" who live in our parents' basement, he sure does love to talk about us like an obsession. It's almost as if he needs someone to blame/talk about when things are shit because of his own stupidity...
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
so what's going on inside that he's so afraid of law enforcement finding out about? other than his menagerie of animals that aren't allowed by his HOA
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He is a hermit who leaves his house once a week. He hates confrontation. He's a pussy.

He is not a weed dealer, he is not a wife beater, he is not anything interesting at all. He's afraid of law enforcement because he's afraid of everyone.
 
So Phil is ok with setting goals and getting money from debts then not giving out a prize to them but he won’t give a place his money when “they won’t put forth the effort of giving a prize”
Get aids, nigger
 
San Dimas High School said:
He is a hermit who leaves his house once a week. He hates confrontation. He's a pussy.

He is not a weed dealer, he is not a wife beater, he is not anything interesting at all. He's afraid of law enforcement because he's afraid of everyone.
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Fucking trolls ruined his Crumbl cookie DSP Tries It because they were waiting in the parking lot to beat him up so obviously he couldn't do it!

Imagine saying something like this on stream multiple times lol "I couldn't get food cause trolls in the parking lot!"
 
Well, it didn't take long for Phil, the half EYEtalian, to fuck up the words and the meanings while playing the new Mafia game. It's almost as if he's not really Italian, and is a retard or something...
 
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