💰 Grifter Ryan Johnson / Randbot / Randbot2020 / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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Last week, Randbot lashed out at his viewers for not giving him money. Randbot reminds his audience that his podcast is a "real product" unlike those others products that are all Jewish.

Watching is not enough, you must also type into the chat. If you do not type into Randbots chat, you are a free loader

Calling Randbot out for being a total douche bag for assuming you're a leech on his product makes you a faggot cock-spank.
 
Die For Me! said:
Last week, Randbot lashed out at his viewers for not giving him money. Randbot reminds his audience that his podcast is a "real product" unlike those others products that are all Jewish.
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Watching is not enough, you must also type into the chat. If you do not type into Randbots chat, you are a free loader
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Calling Randbot out for being a total douche bag for assuming you're a leech on his product makes you a faggot cock-spank.
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He moved to rumble? I thought he was still peddling on Odysee. But yeah cock spanking your audience doesn’t really improve it imo
 
The Baird said:
>he lives in Canberra

Fuck sake, I know exactly where that is
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For a guy like Randbot, I would expect him to live in Perth or those areas around places like Nowra, not an extremely liberal (American liberal, not Australian Liberal) city like Canberra.

Sargon's wife's son said:
I want to be honest. He's not the worst looking dude I've ever seen, but he's still a disgusting alcoholic and Adolf Hitler would have him publicly flogged for being a dirty drunkie.
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So would Vladimir Lenin, who banned alcohol consumption and Vodka production.
That's something Nazis and commies can agree on. Drunks bad.
 
https://x.com/X_AWIVR/status/1954826735129612735


We've now arrived at the point of the cycle where 'certified subgenius' Randbot will just claim any embarrassing video that he releases of himself is just an elaborate AI video.

Randbot, buddy, we all saw you shit your pants. You're not hiding the fact that you're a sloppy, low IQ drunk nearly as well as you seem to think you do.



Still no word from anybody on whether Randbot has any official comment on his oshi being a jewish former groyper? Lmao

Ach, nein, mein ganzvoll basiert oshi! Ack!
 
"I'll tell ya..."
>gag
"what's wrong with..."
>gaaaaggg
"jOsHuA cOnNeR mOoN..."
>throw up on self
"he doesn't jerk off to Jewish men"
>shits pants
 
AltisticRight said:
Did he really simp for what was so obviously a man and likely a Jewish man with a fetish?
Did anyone really think a "Nazi Miku" was a true and honest biological woman?
Okay. Yeah, he did. Ridiculous.
:story:
So sad. He's not even the first Jewish groyper. AFPAC is more Jewish than AIPAC.
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I watch randbot occasionally. He's talked about vtubers a number of times and expressed that he liked a few.
Pippa, obviously.
Sawa Grape who he laments won't talk to him anymore now that she's gotten a bigger following and doesn't want the bad optics.
He's said positive things about the loli coded one with purple hair whose name escapes me. EDIT: Shando
Kiki the other aussie who he believes is racist and is the one Gator drooled about.
And one named Pafu who appeared on his show and had her life completely fucked over for it, getting immediately doxed by people (from previous bad opsec) for being on a nazi's show resulting in getting fired from her real job, getting the feds to show up at her door, and eventually just quit and DFE'd.

I don't remember him ever mentioning the fake jewish nazi one.
 
17/7/25 - Rand's Barf & Shart (Formerly Ralph's)​
Randbots #1 detractor has released the entire stream of the Randbot sharting incident that, to this day, Randbot is still claiming was AI. While many assumed the only thing of note was the shart, the entire streams release reveals that the shart was actually the cherry on top of a barf sundae. The most "damning" parts of this stream, that apparently involved Randbots child entering the room, have been mostly removed by AWIVR due to the unspoken agreement between a-logs internet wide to protect the children of lolcows.

First things first, Randbot shows off his cool AI creations. Like him turning into a terminator robot

He then showed off an AI generation of him applying lipstick and he appears to be... very okay with it

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Randbot later reveals he has bought several Cirno Fumos and brings one to accompany him for most of the stream:

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He makes it dance around

And even has Cirno aid him in singing about Trumps wall that, in a just world, Rand would most definitely be tossed over

Outside of the immediate hilarity of a grown ass white nationalist owning anime plushies, the reason I make this a vocal point is because this toy would be the one thing that saves us from witnessing one of the most violent puking sessions the Sektur has ever heard

Randbot Pukes Uncontrollably​
In an attempt to impress his retarded friends, Randbot would chug a mugs worth of bourbon in less than 20 seconds:
☣️WARNING: THIS AUDIO IS BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTAL, FULL STOMACHS KEEP MOVING☣️
Randbot shows off a mug filled to the brim with ~40% ABV Bourbon (0:00), Randbot begins chugging it all down :stress: (0:05), Randbot is STILL chugging (0:15), After finishing, Randbot has an immediate reaction and almost pukes (0:20), "I'm gonna keep it in... Buh... " (0:25), Randbots body forces some of it out "Maybe dat was a bit much... too quick" (0:35), Horrifying noises begin (0:50), Randbot admits that this has happened before, and he usually moves his mic away before anyone can hear it happening on his stream (1:25), Randbots dam finally explodes. The sound of his barf is so dense and chunky, it sounds like he needs to be rushed to the hospital immediately (1:50)

Randbot pats Cirno's head, assuring his audience that Cirno is much smarter than he is

"I-I now have to present over the Cirno..." Cirno receives more head pats for protecting the internet from seeing Randbot puke up a gallon of clumpy blood. Way to go Cirno.


Shart Investigation​
Randbot has refuted for weeks now that a clip of him sharting from this stream is actually AI. While we all know that this is, without a doubt, a retarded argument that almost rivals Ethan Ralphs college degree paradox, I feel like now is a good time to finally refute this thanks to the release of this stream.
Upon close investigation of the ebadaaance, it appears that the viral clip of Randbot sharting himself is actually not the first time Randbot revealed his browned underwear on this stream. The first reveal was actually about 40 minutes after Randbot barfed, and reveals a much clearer view of his arse:
While getting up to show off a "weapon", Randbot reveals his underwear (0:15)

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This is, without a doubt, even more damning ebadaaance that Randbot sharted himself on stream.
What most likely happened, was that Randbots faculties all failed at once after he attempted to not puke for so long, and ended up uncontrollably barfing and sharting everywhere at once. This shart was already undeniable, but it is now officially certified by the a-log sharting committee as a top tier shart that rivals the greats.

Speaking of the weapon, Randbot quickly remembered he shouldn't show his firearm on camera and produced a bow and arrow instead. He also claims to have dropped an ammo crate while fetching it :story:

"Alright they wanna be foot fags? Alright there ya go 💥👣" (0:05)

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After finishing a swig of beer, Randbot drops the half full bottle onto the floor, and quietly stares off into the distance


below is the entire stream, as it was archived, plus the timestamps that were given by AWIVR, which focus more on the last two hours, and oddly leave out Randbot barfing everywhere. Also appears to have timestamps for things at the very end that have been left out.
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00:00:00 - "Ralph thought I was AI" - lol 2:11:15 - Real-man Rand shows off his huge biceps 2:12:42 - Rand stands up revealing a huge shit stain 1 (lol) 2:13:07 - Rand mentions owning a totally legal firearm 2:16:50 - "I have a rifle and a shotgun - oh.... delete that, I never said that" - lol. 2:17:25 - "I have a rifle and I have a shotgun and I will not talk about them publicly" - great job retard 2:43:52 - Rand sees his own gunt, gets horny, then waxes poetic about what a good person he is 3:07:10 - Rand stands up and reveals his little randle 3:08:00 - Another glance of the poop'd ass 3:17:26 - Rand silently admires himself, he simply cannot takes his eyes off his own beauty 2:19:00 - Rand make some retarded shit up about the Mongols 3:19:49 - Rand once again shows off his pud to the audience 3:24:20 - The famous AI-generated clip (Rand reveals his shit pants a third time) 3:27:00 - Professional streamer disables his own microphone and can't remember how to turn it on 3:30:00 - Rand gets a little eepy, but remember's his cohost's wife is in the discord and gets horny. 3:33:00 - Horny rand is still muted in the discord 3:34:25 - Rand opens a fresh beer, then proceeds to spill all of it on the floor, and as he lacks object permanence, immediately forgets about it. 3:37:05 - Professional streamer figures out his headset is on backwards and finally unmutes himself. (Beer is still pouring all over the floor) 3:37:30 - Rand has a brief instance of self-awareness, but then immediately takes a swig from an empty bottle (lol)3:41:00 - Horny Randbot makes sex joke to another man's wife and gets left on "read" 3:41:26 - Horny Randbot makes another sex joke, this time about "young boys" and jokes about beating his kid. 3:46:52 - Professional streamer's headset battery dies again 3:51:03 - Rand's "Mersh moment" begins (his mic is still dead and volume is extremely low) 3:56:23 - Rand leans back in his chair and has an alcohol-induced seizure 3:56:55 - Randbot has fully transformed into Mersh 3:57:05 - Rand's fat son accidently saves his father's life by walking in mid-stroke3:57:46 - Rand invites his son onto the stream 3:58:10 - Rand's son objects to going on webcam "but mom told me I'm not supposed to go on camera in front of the americans"3:58:40 - Rand finally convinces his son to come onto the stream 3:59:28 - "no you can't shit on me" - t. Randbot, a man who has already shit himself. 4:00:00 - AnimeGrafMays activates the emergency disconnect on Rand's restreamer. The end.










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Die For Me! said:
below is the entire stream, as it was archived, plus the timestamps that were given by AWIVR, which focus more on the last two hours, and oddly leave out Randbot barfing everywhere. Also appears to have timestamps for things at the very end that have been left out.
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I've been working 70+ hour weeks these last couple of months. Ironically the only thing keeping me sane is clipping and doing bits about this retard, but there's only so much even I have time for. admittedly I jumped in half way through the VOD completely forgetting that this is the stream where he violently vomits behind the fumo doll.

I've been enjoying your write-ups though, they're pretty accurate retellings and have excellent formatting.
Cheers!
 
I don't know how to edit posts, but I had a little bit more to say about the end of the stream.

The two minutes at the end were edited out because he just straight up brings his son on screen right before Rand's handler pulls the emergency stream abortion handle. No real reason to put the kid out there more than his drunk deadbeat-father already has.

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GuntPocalypsis said:
Has Randbot said anything about his e-daddy Sam Hyde collabing with Catboy Fuentes?
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Randbot decided to completely ignore the broadcast of hyde and fuentes that night of out of respect for his e-daddy. Rand unironically quotes Sam Hyde all the time as one of the leaders of the white race, and I imagine he's going to sweep this under the rug and pretend like it never happened.

AWIVERs appearance in the thread reminded me that I clipped this. It's Randbot trying to figure out his cytube and AWIVER immediately joining. Randbot genuinely sounded shook seeing this.


Also Randbot has been streaming for like 15 hours now, and he's surprisingly still awake.
When I tuned in last night, Randbot responded to a troll named huWhite telling him that AWIVER and others have been running laps around him on X. His response was that he's "authentically [and] ideologically driven". "You suck! And I don't."

Randbot is also too fucking lazy to take his headset off while using the bathroom. Here's Randbot admitting he's using the toilet while audibly pissing.
 
Gator is accepting money from Randbots #1 detractor, which basically makes him a snake if you want to know the truth about it
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