DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
DarkSonicPhil said:
He is absolutely fuming today at the slightest chat that irks him lmao
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I used to be mildly disappointed when Phil hit his goals because he was much more of a petty, spiteful bitch when he wasn't making the money he believes he's owed and was insufferably smug when money-buffed. But ever since he returned from his mystery week, he's been an angry cunt no matter how much money he gets, it's great.
 
Robust gameplay stream where DSP plays an eyetalian walking sim and pretends it's his home country while knowing nothing about it and being surprised about things people who watched 1 mafia movie would know.
 
Malcolm X said:
I used to be mildly disappointed when Phil hit his goals because he was much more of a petty, spiteful bitch when he wasn't making the money he believes he's owed and was insufferably smug when money-buffed. But ever since he returned from his mystery week, he's been an angry cunt no matter how much money he gets, it's great.
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The fact that he makes so much money to begin with is hilarious because of how angry it makes people.
 
Phil openly scams the dsp tries it and then immediately goes into planning the next dsp tries it. This faggot is a pure sociopath
 
This game is total fucking garbage and of course DSP likes the combat saying "its like Ryse son of rome" as a positive when everyone knows the combat in that game was total fucking dogshit.

No wonder they dropped the price this shit sucks ass.
 
Switch Mongo said:
So Phil is ok with setting goals and getting money from debts then not giving out a prize to them but he won’t give a place his money when “they won’t put forth the effort of giving a prize”
Get aids, nigger
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So mcdonalds 'adult' happy meal beats wendys because it comes with a toy. Wendys isnt worth his time because they dont give you 30 cents wroth of cheap chinese plastic crap.

Ok Consoooomer...
 
HE'S UNKEMPT
HE'S UNWASHED
HE'S GREASY
hhhhhhh.webp
 
Malcolm X said:
As an aside, despite her sole interaction with our pig being just a few minutes on the phone with him, Officer Fairer Sex also immediately pegged Phil's janky moral compass and projection, noting that he jumped right to her lying about him because that's what Phil does about everyone and everything.
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A pattern with Phil is that even people who have no prior experience with him can usually tell that he's not all there.

QwahlityKahntent said:
where the fuck else are you going to drool from, retard?
the phrase is "mouth BREATHER"
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Well, where else are you gonna breath from? There's no law saying people can't think up their own insults.
 
Not sure if it's of any use. Could just be a sock. Nonetheless, I don't think he meant for the first frame of the stream to show his Xbox email.

ICS went live on Kick. uses the email "nickroggero@outlook.com" and Xbox name "Nick Jo Ro". Email recovery indicates a similar pattern for nickroggero@gmail.com which is included in a mamacoin breach. Time on stream was 8:21pm at the start indicating east coast.
 
Since no one mentioned it, I might as well document it. Today on prestream Phil got mad because chat called out the DSP Tries It scam on the marathon. All he had to do was record the eating segment…
 
I didn't think it was possible, but seeing the texts where DSP comes super politely and ass-kissingly to LTG and then immediately gets really scared/submissive and passive-aggressively butthurt when LTG shuts him down made me respect him even less than I did before.

It honestly has the same vibe as when he meekly went to the guy he was supposed to fight and invited him to stage the fight and "do groin chops" or whatever as a work on the audience. Guy is so fucking fearful and weaselly, and hasn't changed a bit in decades.
Culex said:
Since no one mentioned it, I might as well document it. Today on prestream Phil got mad because chat called out the DSP Tries It scam on the marathon. All he had to do was record the eating segment…
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He also accidentally sneak-dissed Kat's cooking and then went briefly nuclear after everyone noticed. Described some doordash slop as "even worse than Kat's gumbo that she makes at home" and then feigned angrily that this could not possibly be taken as an insult.
 
Tiny Chinaman said:
Nah this nigger got bitches tied up in his basement
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Are you implying that even a drunk whore in heels won't outrun the pig? Really, Nigga??

Elbe said:
Too good not to post....

DSP - Khat's cooking dis.mp4

(Stolen from Sunspot Gallery's twitter)
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What a golden clip. Caught red handed, scrambling for reply. "Mouthdrooler idiots"(definitely not insult from his childhood with how frequent it is). That's why he's my favourite Lolcow - he always ready to crash out over most insignificant thing. Absolute cinema
 
It's a shame Phail is never gonna play BF6. His tags would be hunted by every opposing player and getting knifed would drive him insane. Oh, and there would be plenty of tea for him to savor.
 
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