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Is Jesus currently a NEET? - since he moved back home and shit
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His employment is through god to save us 
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Took him three days to respawn too. Dudes a total noob at vidya
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So he's a nepo baby.His employment is through god to save us
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The ritual of Jesus:
The ritual of Jesus consists of 2 grown men , one discussing whether "Jesus" is his real son or another guy's son.
They blabber around non-stop hoping to provoke talking from the 6 y.o kid but all they hear is silence ,which means , that kid already " IS " , or better-saying, he sees the madness and meaning in the words of the people and he realises something's off
They kick it by inducing him to smoke crack-cocaine , whereas , suspicious , he smokes it slow not realising what he's doing , for you see , the first time you do crack , you're supposed to inhale it fast hoping to achieve pleasure from a drug , whereas, when you're suspicious you're not really getting the high from it as body-wise , but as soul wise , your soul begins to rise , so they rise this kid up all night long , only to find out that they've murdered his potential to achieve "climax" , he will have an awesome life , filled with friends and a girlfriend who loves him more than anything , but he will never be fully satisfied with it.
for you hear the words " jesus died for our sins" , in other words ,the kid was his , but all he managed was to cut down his destiny to what the crack high he had shapes him to be. Someone who will never achieve satisfaction. But will always have free-will , because he didn't smoke it fast.
an example of his crack high is the track endless,nameless live at city gardens
At 45:35 it starts and at 45:53 it ends
what they start right after is the real deal , the ritual of NOTHING , someone , or something that achieves the real climax and satisfaction of the crack high , but unfortunately gets his free-will and soul taken , which means , he will never think by himself and will always be shaped by the spiritual world
The lesson is to never do hard drugs. Crack Cocaine takes your free-will away , or better saying , your soul.
The proof that this endless,nameless song is the ritual of Jesus and Satan is the song aneurysm at the off ramp cafe
2:36 , " Jesus and Satan , beat the shit ! "
Also , if you wanna look into nothing ritual there's always the song " King Nothing " by metallica that portrays both kids
Nothing bit:
dig for gold ,
dig for fame,
you dig to make your name !
are you pacified ?
Jesus's bit :
Wish i might , wish i may ,
you wish your life awaaaaaaaaaaaaay ,ARE YOU PACIFIED?
The ritual of Jesus consists of 2 grown men , one discussing whether "Jesus" is his real son or another guy's son.
They blabber around non-stop hoping to provoke talking from the 6 y.o kid but all they hear is silence ,which means , that kid already " IS " , or better-saying, he sees the madness and meaning in the words of the people and he realises something's off
They kick it by inducing him to smoke crack-cocaine , whereas , suspicious , he smokes it slow not realising what he's doing , for you see , the first time you do crack , you're supposed to inhale it fast hoping to achieve pleasure from a drug , whereas, when you're suspicious you're not really getting the high from it as body-wise , but as soul wise , your soul begins to rise , so they rise this kid up all night long , only to find out that they've murdered his potential to achieve "climax" , he will have an awesome life , filled with friends and a girlfriend who loves him more than anything , but he will never be fully satisfied with it.
for you hear the words " jesus died for our sins" , in other words ,the kid was his , but all he managed was to cut down his destiny to what the crack high he had shapes him to be. Someone who will never achieve satisfaction. But will always have free-will , because he didn't smoke it fast.
an example of his crack high is the track endless,nameless live at city gardens
At 45:35 it starts and at 45:53 it ends
The lesson is to never do hard drugs. Crack Cocaine takes your free-will away , or better saying , your soul.
The proof that this endless,nameless song is the ritual of Jesus and Satan is the song aneurysm at the off ramp cafe
Also , if you wanna look into nothing ritual there's always the song " King Nothing " by metallica that portrays both kids
Nothing bit:
dig for gold ,
dig for fame,
you dig to make your name !
are you pacified ?
Jesus's bit :
Wish i might , wish i may ,
you wish your life awaaaaaaaaaaaaay ,ARE YOU PACIFIED?
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