Science Tarantula Species With Penis That Dwarfs Its Body Discovered By Stunned Scientists

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Tarantula Species With Penis That Dwarfs Its Body Discovered By Stunned Scientists​

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Scientists have stumbled upon four new species of tarantulas whose males have such outrageously long genitals that they had to invent an entirely new genus to classify them: Satyrex, named after the mythological satyr—half-man, half-goat, all libido—and the Latin word for king, rex. The males of the newfound species boast palps (spider sperm-delivery appendages) that stretch up to four times the length of their upper bodies and rival their legs in size. Most species top out with palps twice the length of their head and thorax combined. But in Satyrex ferox, the largest and fiercest of the bunch, the male’s palps clock in at a full 2 inches—nearly half its leg span. Researchers believe these exaggerated organs evolved as a survival tactic, keeping males at a safer distance from their famously cannibalistic mates. Satyrex arabicus was found in Saudi Arabia, Satyrex ferox in Yemen and Oman, and Satyrex somalicus and Satyrex speciosus in Somaliland. The spiders live in rocky crevices. “At least in tarantula taxonomy, it seems that size really does matter,” said Alireza Zamani, the study’s lead author and an arachnologist at the University of Turku in Finland.
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So, in short, the retard that wrote the article is mistaking the spider's arms for their dick? :story:
Oh it can get worse, at least they equated an organ which delivers sperm with a penis.
This one they "censored" the spinnerets which aren't even the organ at issue, and are only involved in reproduction only insomuch as they produce silk to make webs. Frijoles.gif

Also it's fun to search Satyrex because the results are basically pages of "YO CHECK OUT THIS SPIDER'S MASSIVE PENIS" headlines.
 
Wait a minute.

If we go by spider rules, your fapping arm is your penis.

Maybe the jeets that throw splooge at women with their arms aren't being jeets, they are just studying spiders a bit too hard.
 
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