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When will Jack drop dead?

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Can't go without mentioning the king of shitty grilled cheeses
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0Which one would you rather eat? This, or Jack's cheese bake?
This because it at least would taste good even if it's just a cheese sandwich and not even grilled. The cheeses have good flavor profiles and the kimchee adds a second element to this. The only negative is the bread is a bit burned, but that's perfectly survivable. I'd rather this than his shreddy cheese quesadilla from hell.
 
Can't go without mentioning the king of shitty grilled cheeses
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0Which one would you rather eat? This, or Jack's cheese bake?
At least Ramsay apologized for it with the excuse of being in a rush to film shit. And then proceeded to fuck it up again...
That's not a grilled cheese, and there's still individual layers of unmelted cheese visible. But he's british, so whatever.

Fatty? No excuse.

Also, while he threw a tantrum he couldn't get the 4 patty burger at Wendy's, at least he can't go to Japan to consoom this 5 patty monstrosity from Burger King as this is the kind of shit he dreams of
 
This man is 57. Jesus Christ, he looks at least 15 years older or more.

His faggoty dead arm gets me every time.
How is he 57? He looks older than my father who's in his late 60's.

This is what a steady diet of crap does to a person.

Imagine being so mad that the movie you didn't like without watching not only didn't flop but that people actually liked it

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He's big mad that Superman is doing so well when he predicted it would die because of WOKE.

Can't go without mentioning the king of shitty grilled cheeses
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0Which one would you rather eat? This, or Jack's cheese bake?
Gordon Ramsay has probably forgotten more about cooking than Jack has ever learned. He also accepts when he's fucked up and doesn't go on Twatter complaining about how mean everybody is.

And I'd rather eat food that Gordon made. He also seems like a decent bloke.

and the kimchee adds a second element to this. The only negative is the bread is a bit burned
Kimchi grilled cheese is actually pretty good all things considered.

at least he can't go to Japan to consoom this 5 patty monstrosity from Burger King as this is the kind of shit he dreams of
That puny 5 patty burger can't beat the monster of all Whoppers. When Windoze 7 came out and Burger Thing went back to Japan they had the "Windows 7 Whopper".

Basically a Whopper with 7 patties.

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And yes, it was a real thing for only 777yen or about $5.26 today.
 
That puny 5 patty burger can't beat the monster of all Whoppers. When Windoze 7 came out and Burger Thing went back to Japan they had the "Windows 7 Whopper".

Basically a Whopper with 7 patties.

1754787924472.webp

And yes, it was a real thing for only 777yen or about $5.26 today.
jfc Japanese economy aside only being $5 for that... even if it would have been shit...

If Fatty did actually take care of himself and wasn't a complete fucking retard, he'd be in heaven in Japan with the gaijin slop between shit like that and the Subway Infinite Destroyer.
 
How is he 57? He looks older than my father who's in his late 60's.

This is what a steady diet of crap does to a person.


He's big mad that Superman is doing so well when he predicted it would die because of WOKE.


Gordon Ramsay has probably forgotten more about cooking than Jack has ever learned. He also accepts when he's fucked up and doesn't go on Twatter complaining about how mean everybody is.

And I'd rather eat food that Gordon made. He also seems like a decent bloke.


Kimchi grilled cheese is actually pretty good all things considered.


That puny 5 patty burger can't beat the monster of all Whoppers. When Windoze 7 came out and Burger Thing went back to Japan they had the "Windows 7 Whopper".

Basically a Whopper with 7 patties.

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And yes, it was a real thing for only 777yen or about $5.26 today.
I can't even imagine what they would have done for the release of Windows 2000.
 
As a professional cook myself, watching this chucklefuck cook is giving me an aneurysm. Like 85% of that whole ''grilled cheese'' is fat. At least, do a bechamel...I don't know :lossmanjack:
 
So did the fat fuck make any comment on the death of Jim Lovell you know a man who faked being nearly killed in space attempting to go to the moon.

Jim Lovell was a fucking Patriot and is a reason I hate moon landing deniers. RIP to an American Hero.
 
Imagine being so mad that the movie you didn't like without watching not only didn't flop but that people actually liked it

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I genuinely do not understand this take and because it's Jack, I won't bother trying.

Assuming he's talking about Gunn's Superman,

nobody except some minuscule fringe minority is saying Gunn's Super is the best anything. It was great, but it wasn't amazing or life-changing. Invincible man in spandex fights bad guys and wins. Has a weakness to glowing green rocks. That's all anyone wants from a Superman movie. It's not a hard formula.
There is, however, an ongoing shitflinging contest between manchildren that swear Zack Snyder's Superman/DC universe is the only true universe and Gunn is a pedo fraud and daddy Snyder is the messiah. The autism is reaching planetary levels so I'm sure there's a thread; there's certainly no shortage of youtube videos documenting it. The irony of course being that Snyder and Gunn are actually friends IRL and Snyder liked his version of Superman and the two have collabed before.

tl;dr if anyone is screaming about Superman it's people saying Snyder's version (MoS, BvS, JL) is superior. I have no idea where Jack's getting the Gunn shit from (again, my assumption).

jfc Japanese economy aside only being $5 for that... even if it would have been shit...

If Fatty did actually take care of himself and wasn't a complete fucking retard, he'd be in heaven in Japan with the gaijin slop between shit like that and the Subway Infinite Destroyer.
Yeah you're getting dog meat cooked with gutter oil. Even people that grow up in poverty know to stay away from food that is priced too good to be true. You have to really hate your body to buy meat that cheap.

I dunno if I've ever seen Jack be particularly keen on weeb shit. I don't think he'd like Japan. Plus, I'm not sure the notoriously xenophobic Japanese would like him either. They would call him "busted Santa-san" or "sutoroku kurosu" aka Stroke Claus.
 
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my god the grilled cheese autism, holy shit people!

Use a melt dome. Even a pan lid will do. And go SLOW.

That’s it. That’s how you make one good. A quality butter like an Irish butter doesn’t hurt either,

Cheaper cheese works better. Veleveta garbage is GOAT. More expensive bread works better too.

Heirloom tomato slice really wakes things up also. Some aunt Myrna came up with that combo , and her soul should be blessed for it.

Keep it simple holy shit.
 
my god the grilled cheese autism, holy shit people!

Use a melt dome. Even a pan lid will do. And go SLOW.

That’s it. That’s how you make one good. A quality butter like an Irish butter doesn’t hurt either,

Cheaper cheese works better. Veleveta garbage is GOAT. More expensive bread works better too.

Heirloom tomato slice really wakes things up also. Some aunt Myrna came up with that combo , and her soul should be blessed for it.

Keep it simple holy shit.
Dude, I was 6 when I could make the simplest grill cheese, no need to get lost in the sauce. White bread (I'm a brown bread guy but for a grilled cheese white is better) + butter + american cheese. That's it, that's all.
 
Yeah you're getting dog meat cooked with gutter oil. Even people that grow up in poverty know to stay away from food that is priced too god to be true. You have to really hate your body to buy meat that cheap.
You're thinking China, not an American fast food joint in Japan. Windows 7 launched in 2009, a big mac was under $4 even in the US. No sane person would ever call it "quality" but even mcdonalds and burger king in Japan wouldn't be serving dog meat cooked in gutter oil.

I dunno if I've ever seen Jack be particularly keen on weeb shit. I don't think he'd like Japan. Plus, I'm not sure the notoriously xenophobic Japanese would like him either. They would call him "busted Santa-san" or "sutoroku kurosu" aka Stroke Claus.
Like I said, if he wasn't retarded. Japan does over-done American shit hence 5-7 patties on a burger, which Fatty would love. Same goes for Korea where they put cheese on damn near everything. He'd probably throw a tantrum the first time he got kicked out of an AYCE bbq joint hitting the time limit though.
 
jfc Japanese economy aside only being $5 for that... even if it would have been shit...

If Fatty did actually take care of himself and wasn't a complete fucking retard, he'd be in heaven in Japan with the gaijin slop between shit like that and the Subway Infinite Destroyer.
I'm pretty sure they were operating at a loss for this and it was just a gimmick.

I mean Windows 7, 777 yen? Yeah it wasn't to make money. It was to draw in the people as they advertised it with the Big American sized bun!

You're thinking China, not an American fast food joint in Japan. Windows 7 launched in 2009, a big mac was under $4 even in the US. No sane person would ever call it "quality" but even mcdonalds and burger king in Japan wouldn't be serving dog meat cooked in gutter oil.
Never let facts get in the way of good old fashioned racism.

But yeah that's China and not Japan. Japan actually has food safety laws and inspectors that go in and check the cleanliness and quality of the food.
 
Sometimes I don't want to believe he is on coke, but when I watch stuff like this and see how he moves, have some questions. He seems almost out of breath making a fucking cheese sandwich and he isn't even fat.
Gordie made a video where he definitely seems coked out, but honestly, it just seems like genuine child-like enthusiasm and eagerness to share something he's passionate about. He is hopping around a lot in this one though. I'd give it a 50/50 chance. This is personally one of my favorite GR videos and a project I intend to take on this year at xmas time.


Never let facts get in the way of good old fashioned racism.

But yeah that's China and not Japan. Japan actually has food safety laws and inspectors that go in and check the cleanliness and quality of the food.
What's wrong with good old-fashioned racism?
 
Heirloom tomato slice really wakes things up also. Some aunt Myrna came up with that combo , and her soul should be blessed for it.
Seconded. My personal trick is buttering (anything will do but Kerrygold is nice and one of the few Irish butters you can find anywhere) the side that's going to be inside first. Sourdough is nice. Then I toast the inside, remove the toast, and put the cheese (or one more ingredient like a tomato slice) on the toasted sides.

This way, it starts melting immediately without having to wait for the heat to conduct through the bread, and it's crunchy on both sides. Then I butter the outside and this rapidly finishes and is hot and gooey inside. I only use the pan lid thing if I'm using a less melty cheese.

Anyone else do this? I recommend it and do it for any grilled sandwich. You can also use olive oil or mayo instead of butter.
 
I dunno if I've ever seen Jack be particularly keen on weeb shit.

He was going through an entry-level weeb phase a few months ago, posting often about Dragon Ball, One Piece, and Hunter x Hunter, most likely for engagement farming.

I kinda hope he went around asking for suggestions, ran into the inevitable troll who recommends Boku no Pico to any newcomer, and actually went and tread on a ground that very few actual weebs ever dared to look at, let alone watch.
 
I kinda hope he went around asking for suggestions, ran into the inevitable troll who recommends Boku no Pico to any newcomer, and actually went and tread on a ground that very few actual weebs ever dared to look at, let alone watch.
"I liged it guise, dere was nothig poligtikul, no seggs, good for duh whole fabily, B+."
 
I kinda hope he went around asking for suggestions, ran into the inevitable troll who recommends Boku no Pico to any newcomer, and actually went and tread on a ground that very few actual weebs ever dared to look at, let alone watch.

Though he never posted a review, it was recommended to him during one of his streams.

Edit: Josh's nigger-rigged site must be BTC mining harder than usual; because it keeps shitting out. I'll give up on uploading the clip; and just link to another post.
 
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