I’m waiting for him to finally figure out he can just copy the last frame of his dumpy ass corporate drawing hand animations and timeline stretch it instead of poorly scaling the video up and having it visibly jump in both image position and quality when it goes back to the raw images
Honestly, I missed a good old-fashioned @AnOminous Jack rager.
I'm waiting for him to figure out that mixing bleach and mr. clean will give his kitchen that lemony pine-fresh scent.
Puff pastry already is loaded with margarine to make it puff up. So it's already got enough fat in it. No need to add that much butter to make it even greasier up top. Add to that the egg wash which is really only used to give it that nice golden brown finish which is ruined by the fucking butter he added.
Jack seems like he would consider cleaning products to be a government conspiracy and only uses water and a rag .
He's deep into it, we already know he uses baby wipes on his toilet wand (and, undoubtedly, flushes them right into his septic system), he might as well just pour Fabuloso right on his CARNIVORE frosted flakes every morning.
When did YouTube start enforcing age requirements? Jack regularly featured underage Jackoff Jr since he was like 10. Why is he hanging out with underage girls? Did you see the way he stares at her while she ate his creation?
I don't know, Bart here seems more athletic compared to Jack and clearly has two working arms, and is taking care of himself compared to Jack who probably has Tammy bathe him.
I don't know that they do, but I could certainly see them forcing something like that given how gay and retarded most of their policies are. I know when you upload a video you have the option to say whether it's kid-appropriate so maybe if you answer 'no' youtube has some policy where kids can't be in the video. Stupid, but I get it.
This was basically the world's shittiest quesadilla as far as I'm concerned. Jack, even when making something whose entire thing is based on what type of cheeses you use for it, just slaps down some shitty mexiblend shreddy cheese rather than something worth a shit. Fun fact: besides not melting easily except when you add moisture to counter the anti-caking, it can and will leak oil sometimes, which is why it divots down like that.
Ah yes, the autism anti Kennedy illuminati.
"Ebbybuddy lubs jeezcake" No fatty, not everyone loves cheesecake, bacon, PB&J, or grilled cheese.
That sure as fuck wasn't 1 cup of cheese or 2 tablestpoons of butter. Of course the recipe also doesn't include the two entire fucking rolls of puff pastry if someone were to follow this for a shopping list either. It just appears in the instructions portion with no amount listed
Plus you end up with nifty crystals!
The only acceptable use for Kraft Singles is on a burger or grilled "cheese." That said, the best grilled cheese I had was American cheese, specifically government cheese. This is a processed cheese, made of whatever is most in surplus, but it is still a cheese (not "cheese food product") and melts well. Or at least it was when I had it.
Two words: Spinach puffs. And the beauty of that is it's practically the same as spanakopita. Just change up the cheese from gruyere... sorry "groyer" according to Fatty to feta, filo pastry for the puff pastry and it's practically the same recipe.
Or to make a cheese sauce. Throw one or two into some hot milk and let it melt then add some real cheese a handful at a time. The emulsifying salts in the singles will allow you to make a silky smooth cheese sauce without the need for a roux.
I think this is part of a long trole, someone told Jack he would "get in trouble" if he didn't edit the children out of his restaurant videos. He gets so fucking angry when a child makes noise in a restaurant, it's great.
We have seen Tammy eat spicy food when they are out at restaurants. I think she uses the "I don't like spicy" excuse at home to AVOID Jack's cooking. There is also the bonus that by overspicing his food, Jack is causing HIMSELF discomfort. Which is once again, fantastic. We don't get to see him burn his mouth on hot plastic anymore, so the fact we know he will suffer later is nice.