💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Dropa5pack]

He has no friends or acquaintances. His only interaction is with AI.
AI is his only friend.
He is in his forties.

I mean AI is more alive than Kayla.

I hate his fake laugh.

Don’t you get it NERD, Nick is above it all he’s the chief of tomfoolery. It’s definitely not a sign that he’s actually seething with rage at all. As a matter of fact it is you who is angry!

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

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Loathsome and vacuous are not accurate enough to describe Pearl Davis.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Aww, now poor Nick has to pretend to like Pearl so he can get some pathetic amounts of clout from her.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pearl heard that Nick loves BBC even more than she does. They’re natural soulmates.

 

[Steve Seagull]

It's always a sad sight to drink coffee in (my) morning, open YT and see this.



To be this obsessed with men is more than just faggotry. More than an autistic fixation. It's madness.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

This is like the Berlin Airlift, but they're cucks

The fact that this is all happening in Minnesota makes it that much funnier.

IT'S THIN!
HE'S BALDING!
Seriously, Norwood is reaping that hair with no mercy.

The corn harvest has been postponed until Norwood finishes reaping. Mein Gott, the only thing thinner than that hair is the rest of his skelly physique.

 

[Folgers Can]

Okay wait a minute, could someone - anyone - who is not ashamed to admit to being behind Kurt's paywall (like Nick apparently is) please audit for just how many of these "cooking" streams actually exist, so that the total can then be cross-referenced against how many have been exhausted by Nick's poor attempt at forced lolcow creation, so that one can ascertain how many remain, after which one can at least reach some approximate projection for when this fresh hell will end and tune in shortly thereafter when he comes up with whatever new crutch it takes to avoid making original content? This is fucking unbearable.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

On a different note, Buck Mastor wasted five dollars on a superchat in regards to the now infamous 5K gift. He wanted to know, "If some promised a 'gift' to join their Locals, what would be the time they have enough to fulfill their promise before class action lawsuit?"

Nick can barely suppress a grin and says smugly, "Quite a long time, Buck Mastor, quite a long time." Kudos to Buck. I see him in the chat for the first hour or two on most shows. In some small way, I appreciate his tenacity but it's all in vain.

5K_a.mp4

Sounds like Nick wants to ride out the statue of limitation. Unless I read it wrong looks like it is 6 years.

541.05 VARIOUS CASES, SIX YEARS.
Subdivision 1.Six-year limitation. Except where the Uniform Commercial Code otherwise prescribes, the following actions shall be commenced within six years:
(1) upon a contract or other obligation, express or implied, as to which no other limitation is expressly prescribed;

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/541.05

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Just reading these comments under a bodycam video on youtube makes me feel sad for Nick's kids again. And now he's just a dry drunk and certainly not "recovered" like he wants everyone to just take based on his word.
I mean sure he said vile shit on streams but guys he was totally in control while off stream and on the same/even more drugs. His kids didn't even notice!



(Doesn't really matter but it's this video if anyone wants the "entertainment" of seeing an alcoholic autistic-child-beating woman try to be the victim, as abusers always do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc4BhTJfp90
I was surprised to learn the kid was 14, he seems so much older. That's what abuse does to children... forces them to grow up. So yeah I'm sure Nick's kids seem older than their age, and he takes that as proof they haven't been abused...)

(Yes there's so little going on with Nick that I'm talking about a completely unrelated video because some comments reminded me of his situation.)

 

[RotPockets]

Miami Vices - “The Coker”
Archive: Miami Vices - “The Coker”

B-side:

Somalians call me the CuckPope, yeah

then laugh as I’m cleanin’ the cream

Now they’ll all call me Crackets

‘Cause my lawsplainin’ crashed the meme

People keep talkin’ bout my Balldo

Say I’m losin’ hair, alongside my pride

Well, don’t you worry, Ape, don’t worry

I’ll be watchin’ from the chair on the side

‘Cause I’m not a lawyer

I’m a liar

I’m a whiner

Kids’ coke supplier

Cope and sneedin’, ‘til I cum

I’m a boomer

I’m a coomer

I’m a neglectful groomer

Impotent, ain’t hurtin’ no one

‘Cause I’m not a lawyer

I’m a liar

I’m a whiner

Kids’ coke supplier

Cope and sneedin’, ‘til I cum

I’m a boomer

I’m a coomer

I’m a neglectful groomer

manhood broken and undone

Who Whooooo?

It’s the weirdest thing I ever did see

Kayla moanin’ loudly, while not looking at me

Ricardo, Drexel, Aaron, Bob and Energii

Double stuffin’, my not so hotwife’s body

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, open marriage all the time

Destroyed her body, streamin’ my tears online

‘Cause I’m not a lawyer

I’m a liar

I’m a whiner

Kids’ coke supplier

Cope and sneedin’, ‘til I cum

I’m a boomer

I’m a coomer

I’m a neglectful groomer

Impotent, ain’t hurtin’ no one

‘Cause I’m not a lawyer

I’m a liar

I’m a whiner

Kids’ coke supplier

Cope and sneedin’, ‘til I cum

I’m a boomer

I’m a coomer

I’m a neglectful groomer

manhood broken and undone

Who Whooooo?

People keep talkin’ bout, fuckin’ my, baby

Filthy drug-den, kids and guns both taken away

Well, don’t you worry, don’t worry, no, don’t worry, Momma

I’ll sue Steel Toe, with my trust-fund since I’m gay

It’s the weirdest thing that I ever did see

Kayla takin’ all of Hedonism with glee

Ricardo, Drexel, Aaron, Bob and Energii

Double stuffin’, my not so hotwife’s body

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, open marriage all the time

Destroyed her body, streamin’ my tears online

 

[daffodils]

Carano v. Disney is SO OVER, Ghost Guns Win in MN, Candace Owens...Meatballs.​

432 unique chatters. $174.83 in 24 donations ($7.28 average/$34.97 per hour). 57% of that came from Pearl Davis. Unknown number of supertips. Show was two hours of articles and nearly three hours of Kurt.



Mersh


Nick's fans



Some idiot who can't cut his losses

 

[Captain Manning]

On a different note, Buck Mastor wasted five dollars on a superchat in regards to the now infamous 5K gift. He wanted to know, "If some promised a 'gift' to join their Locals, what would be the time they have enough to fulfill their promise before class action lawsuit?"

Oh, JFC. We're back on the "class action lawsuit" crap.

Look, Nick is a liar and a conman. That is beyond dispute.

However, if anybody is still giving him $5 a month, to be in that Locals, in the hopes of actually getting their "gift," I honestly think they get what they deserve at this point. Unsubscribe. Stop giving him your money. Cut your losses. End of story.

A lawsuit over that "gift" is dumb because nobody knows what the gift was supposed to be. To include Nick himself. How do you even calculate damages? Are they significant? (The answer is no).

Show was two hours of articles and nearly three hours of Kurt.

Fucking hell!

 

[Swole McPole]

Miami Vices - “The Coker”

Why would you do Peewee Herman wrong like that? Now I want to see Rekieta dancing to Tequila while a gang of bikers service Kayla.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

A lawsuit over that "gift" is dumb because nobody knows what the gift was supposed to be. To include Nick himself. How do you even calculate damages? Are they significant? (The answer is no).

Only fun potential outcome of a class action that I can see is that Nick would have to pay back the subscription fees. People can claim they subscribed because of the promise so the damage would be what they spent in total on the sunk cost fallacy they entered into.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Vegas alone should bury Melton, and hopefully Rekieta along with him.

Only fun potential outcome of a class action that I can see is that Nick would have to pay back the subscription fees. People can claim they subscribed because of the promise so the damage would be what they spent in total on the sunk cost fallacy they entered into.

He likes to pretend he has a corporation right? These fucking losers should file a complaint with the FTC.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

ETA: This is the prompt he gave Grok.

The creative writer cannot be asked to even compose lyrics.
It seems to be too much for his gruyered brain
(though he had no issues writing paragraphs of prompt).

What a pathetic empty husk of a human,
more evident than ever before (nice balding, nematode worm).

I see no logical comeback from the self-induced torpor in his life,
no matter his fluency in Legalese Parsel, the everlasting mental handicap
of his bottom-of-the-barrell unironic audience or the infinite money of his parents.

Imagine PAYING MONTHLY to support Reek Drunkieta's self-delusions.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Cell phones and streaming killed satellite radio

Pretty sure satellite radio killed itself, since the government required Sirius and XM to agree to never merge into a monopoly when they were licensing parts of the spectrum from the FCC, then had to beg for permission to merge when the market for satellite radio proved to be way too small to support two companies. What did it provide that terrestrial radio couldn't? The ability to hear George Carlin's tiresome "seven dirty words" routine? Napster and MP3 players signaled the beginning of the end for satellite radio and the advent of smartphones and streaming services were just the final nails in the coffin.

He's going to kill his whole family and then kill himself, isn't he?

This dude is not well...

No. He will kill his entire family and/or Aaron, but through a mixture of cowardice and narcissism will be unable to do the needful on himself. He will be charged with murder and offer "Aaron ate my goo" as a defense. @Potentially Criminal will stream the trial and pull in money hand over fist. The case will be dismissed after Nick is shanked to death by one of his fellow inmates who all were disgusted by how he coked up his daughter, had mostly pedophiles for friends, wouldn't shut up about his "goo", and also wouldn't stop talking about his favorite rapemaxed lolicon anime. Nobody will be charged with his murder after authorities find themselves to narrow down the list of 50+ suspects, much like how they are unable to narrow down the list of menu items when ordering at Denny's.

How would you rate this on the Norwood scale?

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I'm pretty sure the ladies are all saying "Norwouldn't" when they see that.

 

[AnOminous]

ETA: This is the prompt he gave Grok.

He didn't really need that big a prompt. I'm pretty sure "write the most faggot-ass shit song you possibly can" would have worked with a little tweaking.

How would you rate this on the Norwood scale?

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It doesn't even look like human hair. It looks someone deep fried a dead rat and slapped it on top of his faggot ass head.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The creative writer cannot be asked to even compose lyrics.
It seems to be too much for his gruyered brain
(though he had no issues writing paragraphs of prompt).

What a pathetic empty husk of a human,
more evident than ever before (nice balding, nematode worm).

I see no logical comeback from the self-induced torpor in his life,
no matter his fluency in Legalese Parsel, the everlasting mental handicap
of his bottom-of-the-barrell unironic audience or the infinite money of his parents.

Imagine PAYING MONTHLY to support Reek Drunkieta's self-delusions.

Creative Writing degree holder, lads and lasses...

I am sure, given his description of violent thematic content he turned in for assignments in university, it would be unhinged and get him struck or visited by the police for a mental health evaluation if he wrote it. It might also bolster an electronic harassment or stalking claim--more so than the days of Kurt content that he already has and the pending music video he wants to create featuring him...

 

[AnOminous]

To be this obsessed with men is more than just faggotry. More than an autistic fixation. It's madness.

How does anyone watch some greasy cokehead faggot sperging over a boring streamer for hours on end? Such absolute nontent. I wouldn't watch (most of) Kurt's content unless it was about some issue where I didn't want to read anything about it but wanted to hear the opinion of someone who actually has a clue what he's talking about.

Imagine seething in rage and jealousy over the likes of Kurt.

Just reading these comments under a bodycam video on youtube makes me feel sad for Nick's kids again. And now he's just a dry drunk and certainly not "recovered" like he wants everyone to just take based on his word.

Why would he need to recover? He never had a problem! It is society that has the problem!

Nobody will be charged with his murder after authorities find themselves to narrow down the list of 50+ suspects, much like how they are unable to narrow down the list of menu items when ordering at Denny's.

Bonus points if it's in broad daylight in public (or a yard shanking) and there are no witnesses at all and mysteriously the surveillance cameras were "accidentally" left off. A Ken McEllroy job.