💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
How would you rate this on the Norwood scale?

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Oh shit. Grace Thorp showed up in Nick’s chat and asked him to review her lawsuit against Destiny. What could possibly go right?

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Will this be what makes Ralph turn on faggot Nick again?
 
How would you rate this on the Norwood scale?

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I’m still predicting a Norwood scale 3 vertex style balding pattern. It’s clearer than ever that he’s balding fast around his crown. Add that to his extremely receding temples & he’s going to be a textbook 3 vertex within a year or 2. It suits Nicks drugged out creeper style. He’ll be left with a funny little tuft in the center of his hairline, reminiscent of the Toe’s happy little tarantula.
 
Some of the obese uggos acting as (in Mersh’s words) “proxy battalions” for Nick have opinions about how Aaron looked as a child:

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Link / archive (Mersh tweet)
Link / archive (Pretty AntiDiet tweet)
 
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A couple chat msgs from early in tonights show:
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I guess the jannies are doing all of Nick's show prep now? they just cant quit him
Oh that's the moron who got Potentially Criminal in hot water with Anna the dirt eater... Via Ralph? Anyway, that dude is a retard.

On the positive side for Sean fans, it meant less appearances on yellow piss streams, although Sean maybe saw that as a negative.
 
At most, Aaron looks like Vern from the movie Stand by Me (autistic, I know). Kinda weird Mersh and PAS are picking on a photo of a kid.

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On a different note, Buck Mastor wasted five dollars on a superchat in regards to the now infamous 5K gift. He wanted to know, "If some promised a 'gift' to join their Locals, what would be the time they have enough to fulfill their promise before class action lawsuit?"

Nick can barely suppress a grin and says smugly, "Quite a long time, Buck Mastor, quite a long time." Kudos to Buck. I see him in the chat for the first hour or two on most shows. In some small way, I appreciate his tenacity but it's all in vain.

 
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