💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I don't think it's fair to ascribe any "wants" to Patrick, other than food. He doesn't really know what exactly he wants until it's presented to him as being what the good guys want and in opposition to what Trump/the bad guys want.
Trump no want thing therefore the arch conservative Jennifer S Tomlinson of Milwaukee Wisconsin wants it
 
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Guess how many Patricks there are in Japan. I'm not saying there's any direct correlation between good results in education and the lack of Patricks, but the data STRONGLY supports it.
How can you be this stupid? Don't bother elaborating on the fact that the US and Japan have distinct cultures characterised by different belief and value systems, social issues, and an indifference to the globohomo agenda that Western countries often try to impose on the world. I loathe it when these people use another country to further their domestic agenda, thinking it's the one true belief that transcends any or all culture. Sounds a little racist, Rick. Japan is in turmoil, too. Some of their issues may be different than what the US prioritises, but drawing parallels like this without doing rudimentary research just shows he's an utter dipshit with a humiliation fetish.

Idiot.
 
How can you be this stupid? Don't bother elaborating on the fact that the US and Japan have distinct cultures characterised by different belief and value systems, social issues, and an indifference to the globohomo agenda that Western countries often try to impose on the world. I loathe it when these people use another country to further their domestic agenda, thinking it's the one true belief that transcends any or all culture. Sounds a little racist, Rick. Japan is in turmoil, too. Some of their issues may be different than what the US prioritises, but drawing parallels like this without doing rudimentary research just shows he's an utter dipshit with a humiliation fetish.

Fat.
ftfy
 
Can you explain the difference?
In Japan you have to pay for either employment based insurance or residential based insurance plans, each prefecture has it's own residential based plans. The government pays 70% and you'll be paying 30%.
This should help explain it
Fat Rick probably wants the Canadian model, in which private practices and hospitals are banned (everything is publicly funded, even if it says its owned by the Catholic Church or whatever), except in Quebec. (Could be wrong on some of this.)
Canada does have private hospitals and clinics. It's why I'm not dead yet.
Take your pick. The mens clinics are really good.
 
Cow crossover between Pat and his fellow debtor Jim Stewartson, posting a comic by Ellen Woodbury.
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Has Pat been getting more scatological lately?
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No, he just never responds to that topic. It's the only topic he always ignores.

I could've sworn he did and it seems I was right. Specifically I remembered "I have not murdered anyone, stalker." Both of these are in reply to tweets explicitly mentioning Bernell:

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Maybe he may have worded it another way in some other tweets and people can try different terms, but these are the only two I found with that criteria. They're also both from mid January.
 
He is from a long line of rodeo clown cocksuckers who can suck a cock dry in seconds flat.
Yet like all other things in life, Patrick is at best subpar at execution of his genetic talent.
It's why I'm not dead yet.
No, child. It's not. You are not dead yet because a fat faggot with bitch tits hasn't yet told you how you'll die. You are also not in prison yet because said FFWBT is unable to ascertain how much you'd enjoy it.
 
I could've sworn he did and it seems I was right. Specifically I remembered "I have not murdered anyone, stalker." Both of these are in reply to tweets explicitly mentioning Bernell:

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Maybe he may have worded it another way in some other tweets and people can try different terms, but these are the only two I found with that criteria. They're also both from mid January.

It's rare that he mentions it, if someone does bring it up he'll do his usual 'Yes, Stalker. No, Stalker' but always skip around the Bernell part.

Also, this is Technicality Tomlinson, I say this because he uses the word 'murdered', which is generally seen as the unlawful killing of someone. I'm sure if Pat did it he would think he was righteous in his actions, as Bernell was a Trump supporter, so there would be nothing unlawful about it in his eyes.

I know that the Bernell thing started as a joke, and I know that in the complete balance of things the chances of Pat actually doing it are slim, but the fact that I cannot 100% rule him out as a suspect in a homicide drives me slightly mad.
 
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Guess how many Patricks there are in Japan. I'm not saying there's any direct correlation between good results in education and the lack of Patricks, but the data STRONGLY supports it.
Yes, clearly socio economic factors are responsible for Japan's low violent crime rate because Japanese diaspora are otherwise notorious for being disproportionately violent criminals in countries without those benefits such as the USA and Brazil.
 
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Guess how many Patricks there are in Japan. I'm not saying there's any direct correlation between good results in education and the lack of Patricks, but the data STRONGLY supports it.
Checked to see if he xeeted about Japan before but alas his xeets only mentioned japanese food and him repeating this 2011 reddit tier quip with a generic Evangelion gif
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Alas no indication he ever watched Evangelion given how that could serve as some potential setup for jokes about him piloting an obese mecha thats possessed by the spirit of Mama Raven....though to be completely honest I watched this weebshit so long ago I legit can't remember anything beyond the barest shitpost derived lore. The only other mecha weebshit I have ever watched was Darling in the FranXX back pre-coof which I have also largely forgotten save for the fact that the giant robots were literally fueled/powered by doggystyle teenage rawdogging...kinda, and honestly me contriving some joke about a giant robot powered by me forcibly assfucking fatrick in the cockpit feels like more a Warhammer 40k reference
 
him repeating this 2011 reddit tier quip with a generic Evangelion gif
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Alas no indication he ever watched Evangelion
He could have picked from a bevy of robot anime, but he chose the one where the robots aren’t even robots but genetically modified clones of the main character’s mom in mechanized armor.
 
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You disingenuous canned ham.
You feckless ornamental shrub.
You performative soup cracker.
You melodramatic lint sculpture.
You discount-brand thought balloon.
You bootlicking fondue fountain.
You ethically sourced hypocrite-scented candle.
You low-resolution historical reenactor.
You passive-aggressive breadstick.
You artisanal jar of nothing.
You gluten-free Marxist sock puppet.
You taxpayer-funded charisma void.
You gerrymandered figment of a spine.
You semi-sentient PR email.
You petulant bowl of beige.
You clout-chasing mood board of bad decisions.
You haunted karaoke machine of civic decay.

There's such a rich world of insults out there when you entirely unmoor yourself from wanting to make sense and instead laser-focus on sounding like a faggot.
 
Disingenuous canned ham is just Patrick's name for himself when he's tweeting wearing one of those size too small shirts.
 
It's rare that he mentions it, if someone does bring it up he'll do his usual 'Yes, Stalker. No, Stalker' but always skip around the Bernell part.

Also, this is Technicality Tomlinson, I say this because he uses the word 'murdered', which is generally seen as the unlawful killing of someone. I'm sure if Pat did it he would think he was righteous in his actions, as Bernell was a Trump supporter, so there would be nothing unlawful about it in his eyes.

I know that the Bernell thing started as a joke, and I know that in the complete balance of things the chances of Pat actually doing it are slim, but the fact that I cannot 100% rule him out as a suspect in a homicide drives me slightly mad.

I swear upon Sonichu that this will be my last post about Bernell, but I honestly believe that he did it.

- Narcissistic Psychopath ala Ted Bundy
- Believes everyone, especially cops, are too stupid to catch him
- Believes all of his shenanigans with the MPD would rule him out ( “Surely he wouldn’t sue the MPD if he were guilty of an unsolved murder”)
- Art of War Pat ( see above )
- Rediculous history of gunposting on twitter
- Violent rhetoric against political “enemies”
- Politically obsessed, “civil war”, “nazis”
- The killer LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM
- SAME BICYCLE.

I don't understand how some folks are like NOOO WAYYY, Patrick S Tomlinson is definitely not capable of a crime like that !

Ok, i will shut up now. Continue with the fat jokes and pepperoni references 🫡
 
canned ham
Actually Canned Ham is the 70s style prison exploitation movie I am producing. The general plot is that fatrick is framed for a crime he didnt commit by the corrupt police chief Lyndon Evans and is sent to prison where he plans to escape so that he can clear his name and get revenge on Evans who has seduced fatrick's grieving wife with his exotic plantain scented toots, forcing him to team up with Lyndon Evans half brother Rich Evans as they slowly dig a tunnel from the kitchen block where they is repeatedly and violently fucked in the ass in prison by the entire Holden multiverse including Zoomer Holden, Lumberjack Holden, The Holden who Dances, Rabbi Judenboig Holdensteinowitz, Japanese Holden, Troon Holden, Gorilla Holden, and even Robo Holden one after the other, with each rape scene taking place in a different area of the prison so as to add some scenic variety
 
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