African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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The Last Stand said:
I'm no woman-hater, but Black women have to be a collective demographic that interjects themselves into everything, arguably more than their male counterparts. You see a conflict between multiple Black women, just leave. Playing peacemaker will just leave you with scars.
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I sperged out on my appreciation for black women's fighting strategy a while back:
My long-held stance that black/hood chicks have optimal street fighting technique remains undefeated. While white women pathetically latch onto hair and throw rabbit punches, black chicks legitimately use it for head control. Head control is one of the most important aspects of fighting; control the head, control the body.

Black chicks consistently lock down a grip on hair and repeat the following sequence:
  1. Snap Down - By whipping down their opponent while remaining standing, they begin with about as big as an advantage as you can without a sucker punch KO. When you're already on the floor/your knees, your hands are busy getting yourself up.
  2. Uppercuts - As soon as their opponent is on the ground, they're raining uppercuts. No shit, these bitches legitimately got some fucking power. Trying to regain a standing position while eating uppercuts in-between, "bitch!" is very difficult. Plus the high ground on a downed opponent makes uppercuts pack even more power.
  3. Whip Around - This is the crucial step in the sequence that gives black women the street fighting title. When their opponent has finally managed to nearly get up - at great expense, mind you - FWOOM! They whip around the girl by the hair, which is a blend of #1 that leads to more uppercuts.
It's truly just a fucking tornado of eating punches, desperately fighting to gain a position to try for offense, only to have exerted all that energy to be snapped right back down for more punches. It's genuinely hard to combat.

*David Attenborough voice*

This is probably why black women evolved to have no hair. In the video above, the girl's wig flying off is an evolutionary adaptation, possibly a mix of convergent evolution with a dash of mimicry. Blending in, the wig is like camouflage for a black woman hoping to blend in with those devilish Eurocentric beauty standards.

Most crucially is their importance in a sneak attack. Her opponent takes the bait, needing to ensure she's not going to hit an actual straight-haired person. But even with the surprise attack, her fake hair comes in handy, confusing her attacker.

Similar to an iguana's caudal autotomy defense mechanism, she instantly releases her scalps grip on the horsehair. Brilliant. To further confuse potential predators, she utilizes her pantyhose to resemble Homer Simpson for a second.

Classic shit. White girl going to be jumped for breaking it up, though.
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It's still accreate.
Belisarius Cawl said:
That is actually very clever and I might have thought of it myself if I dedicated more of my long walk thoughts to hypothetically victimizing random people
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74164978231 said:
Jesus that looks like a fucking alien. What the fuck is up with those fingers?

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Belisarius Cawl said:
Yakub, is that you?
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Wallace Fard Muhammad was inducted into the mystery schools when he lived in Turkey. He later immigrated to the united states and used the story of the Ram-headed God, Khnum from Egyptian Paganism, creating man out of clay (a metaphor) to create a cult to tithe money from niggers. He made some changes to the history to update it for the niggers he wanted to indoctrinate into his cult. This is where the story of Yaqub creating white people comes from.

Interventionist Theory that says there was outside (alien) influence in human genetics which lead to the creation of humans on Earth is correct. The DNA evidence is irrefutable.
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Jesus that looks like a fucking alien. What the fuck is up with those fingers?

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She may look like a goblin, but to be balanced, she has one of the best voices I’ve ever heard. The clip really doesn’t do vocal ability justice.

Having said that, they’d never let a white woman that unfortunate become famous.

She’s in her late 30’s and only started with the chemotherapy grunge look recently. It’s like because she can’t be attractive, she will deliberately be as ugly as possible.
 
Evilronald said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4CBoIxDl0Gets banned from Spirit Airlines and claims it’s “racist:” In a perfect world niggers could only for spirit.
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>walks up on the police officer like he's a rival gangster in the wrong neighborhood
>spends the entire video barking out orders to the cops
>his tits wiggling around while he yells at the cops about he'll beat their asses
>BUTIDINDUNUFFIN once he's finally in cuffs, of course, free space
>never shuts the fuck up in general
>retarded wife keeps asking if she can go talk to him after being told no and that he's not even on the premises anymore
>mrs popo doesn't provide his name or birthday, which gets him booked as a John doe
farm equipment

And of course Soy McBoy at the desk, who looks and sounds like a 20 year old math club kid but is probably like 37, saying he doesn't want to press charges for the nigger spitting in his face because durrrr everyone makes mistakes for the cherry on top.
 
Twix Eatr said:
"We’re still not certain about the motivation" - lol, it's pretty obvious they called him something they shouldn't have called him!
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How can whites have freedom of speech when blacks literally have a trap phrase that triggers them to murder on command? It's just further proof of the caste system or pecking order in the united states.

Black father kills child while feeding. I guess he came to the same realisation too.

Nigger from some strange foreign country came to the US and kidnaps a women. He admits to saying I'm gonna kill you, to try to calm her down when the police interrogate him. The Nigger is probably strait off the plane from Africa.
 
Someone posted on twitter a page of a book where it said that early european settlers would be welcomed by sub-saharians because they can just shoot the elephants who sometimes destroyed their villages.

Wonder how the world would be if they had allied with the elephants.
 
stares at error messages said:
Nigger from some strange foreign country came to the US and kidnaps a women. He admits to saying I'm gonna kill you, to try to calm her down when the police interrogate him. The Nigger is probably strait off the plane from Africa.
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SHE BELONG TO THE STREET!

Also, where is this park that has cars full of hot ukrainian girls just hanging out at night??

Evilronald said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0xmUYvVPahYYou read the title and you already know it was a nigress.
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She's a nurse too. Please god, please let there be robot nurses before I get old. Please.

"docta he said suppose to give 30 mg of morphine ...ain't nobody got time to measure that out!"
 
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Belisarius Cawl said:
Many of them did get the French Croix de Guerre for example but I don't blame you for suspecting bullshit
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True but this was a time where Men were men, regardless of the color of the skin. The Harlem Hell fighters were the real deal.

Now if you were talking about WW2, that's a Different Animal The Tuskegee Airmen were the real deal but the 92nd infantry division, The Buffalo Soldiers were not that good. They were fucking Routed off the field.


Think of it. They were taken out by a smaller Italian Force in 1944's Operation Winter Storm.

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