🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Okay, I know some of us here are not fans of reddit but the new r/mostdefnotwhatsup has great artwork and shitposts.

I've always wondered myself why Cobra looks like he has 6 toes and then someone posted this made me spill my soda:

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TWU.
 
Candover said:
Josh is the missing link between humans understanding fish language and communicating with the untold horrors that lurk in the ocean depths. TWU
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Ah, you mean the untold horrors of the obscure, the arcane, the unknoWable?

HRRRRRNNNNNNG. . .

UWAAAAAAAAAAH. .

. . NYEEEEEHHHHHH

HYYYAAAAAAAAAA. .

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lebean said:
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Damn, still can't believe this is actually Cobra's one and only lucrative side hustle. 109 reviews at 5 out of 5, even if fake or trolling, he's had almost 500 purchases over the years.

The infamy is there to want to buy anything he puts out. Too bad at this stage he can only sell what artifacts he already has made whenever he blows all his money on Albertson's deli sandwiches and Little Squeezers.

Even Papa Clunt gave up on working with his son trying to crank out those wands like a Chinese sweat shop.

Boy has no work efficacy or desire no longer to do hard labor. All he has to do is go live and end the stream prematurely when he gets those deliveries and donations.

TMDNWU.
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A finely crafted fusion of the old style wands and the newer lathed ones, complete with your choice between a gemstone or a shotgun shell for the pommel. Warning: can not be used against its wandmaker, according to Cobratin's rules of magic.

BOY's gonna be drinking good once that Etsy money comes in. It truly amazes me that once a cow "sells out" and reaches a critical mass of internet infamy, they can get away with charging absolutely ludicrous prices for their merchandise.
 
The lesson I'm learning from Cobra Craft Juans is that it doesn't matter what you're selling. It can be the dumbest thing anyone's ever heard of and you can shit it out in 5 minutes (or 3 hours if you have Boglim-brain). As long as you can get it in front of enough people, you'll find buyers, because there's always a bigger dent head out there
 
grand larsony said:
The lesson I'm learning from Cobra Craft Juans is that it doesn't matter what you're selling. It can be the dumbest thing anyone's ever heard of and you can shit it out in 5 minutes (or 3 hours if you have Boglim-brain). As long as you can get it in front of enough people, you'll find buyers, because there's always a bigger dent head out there
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because of cobes i carved out my own wand. its really not hard and you can do it listening to music or whatever. he should make more wands but we know we won't
 
Wands already sold.

Don't wanna sound like a faggot BUTTTT the thought of Josh doing something to earn money (even if it is just painting shitty lil sticks) does make me happy.
 
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oh my god him sucking on the lids of the garlic butter dip cups is so fucking vile lmao


says lil caesars is great if youre on a budget.
2 seconds later says these are the buffalo wings from........ uhhhhh oh yeah, lil caesars


slurping and fingering the dip cups
ahhh its so vile lmao
 
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Pat Smear said:
Wands already sold.

Don't wanna sound like a faggot BUTTTT the thought of Josh doing something to earn money (even if it is just painting shitty lil sticks) does make me happy.
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Imagine if he realized he could make way more than $666 every quarter if he did limited production wand drops. His bog brain is way too deep frted to recognize that pattern though.
 
PetiteFeet said:
even when the money in question is spent on another nail in his coffin?
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We can't control how he spends it regardless, it's the same thing as giving a homeless man money :story:

I believe it's completely asinine to give the guy money and would pray no one here is retarded enough to do so, but yes I would rather Josh paint shit sticks for cash rather than drink and listen to AI music.
 
Jobama said:
I was joking about this with my friend but what Josh doesn’t realize is that he’s essentially done what hypebeast brands like Yeezys or Supreme do.
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If Cobes' wands are like hypebeast merch, does that mean there will eventually be a thriving underground industry of knockoff wands sold on Aliexpress & TikTok Shop? Are other lolcows gonna follow the leader & start their own line of handmade magic items? Like Brendan Schaub wizard hats? 🧙‍♂️🤔
 
Pat Smear said:
We can't control how he spends it regardless, it's the same thing as giving a homeless man money :story:

I believe it's completely asinine to give the guy money and would pray no one here is retarded enough to do so, but yes I would rather Josh paint shit sticks for cash rather than drink and listen to AI music.
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I wish he'd just stream him painting sticks again (:_(
 
Choosing to sell his own personal wands (and ones he often carries) is MDNWU. That shows a deep underlying sense of desperation. Losing interests in hobbies is also a sign of mental decline. I know I’m just stating the obvious here, but…

When is the last time he actually used the lathe?
 
Umaibae said:
Choosing to sell his own personal wands (and ones he often carries) is MDNWU. That shows a deep underlying sense of desperation. Losing interests in hobbies is also a sign of mental decline. I know I’m just stating the obvious here, but…

When is the last time he actually used the lathe?
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i dont think he even has it anymore but i might be wrong
 
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