💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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Anyone willing to show their creations? I'm also curious how you finger paint in your own shit on a cell wall. Unless he meant with, but that would be retarded of me to presume since I'm not the six figure published sci-fi author right.
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It would be possible if you plastered the wall with shit first and then painted in relief. Pat has been spending too much time scrubbing his guests toilets.
 
I sure hope nobody tweets at Pat about his hero Jim Stewartson getting BTFO in court and ordered to pay Kash Patel $250,000.

Doug S

Post in thread 'Community Feature Submissions'

JUDGEMENT DAY:

BlueAnon drug addict grifter Jim Stewartson has been ordered to pay Kash Patel $250,000.

Stewartson was sued by Patel after following the bulletproof strategy from Neal Rauhauser to smear Kash relentlessly for Twitter clout.

Jim decided to ignore the case and lost by default. He is also being sued by General Michael Flynn and that’s going about as well as this case.

Come laugh at the retard here



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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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Anyone willing to show their creations? I'm also curious how you finger paint in your own shit on a cell wall. Unless he meant with, but that would be retarded of me to presume since I'm not the six figure published sci-fi author right.
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I didn't know I was in prison. When did that happen? First I was playing with the new kittens next I find find out I'm in some insane asylum painting with Chris Olili, is Mr. Turk in here with us?
 
Something Awful said:
Oh baby child, Rick loves to talk about all the "research" he's done to sound like a serious author. So in addition to all the other reasons this novel is sure to be shit, it's full of Wikipedia dumps and pointless trivia, too.

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Fun fact: 100% of Rick's research is done by googling.
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This irritates me more than it should because London has had various forms of sewer systems going back centuries. There's a really interesting book if you're interested in the history of modern medicine, called the Ghost Map, which talks about the cholera outbreak in London in 1854, which is how I know of what I just talked about. Not because I googled 'did London have sewers in 18whatever?' What an utter mongoloid.

Also, conducting research as part of your duties as a writer and bragging about it is like a taxi driver filling up his car with gas. It is part of the job.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
So Patrick here doesn't know that the moon has a fuck ton of Helium-3 I see. He also knows fuck all about nuclear power. Busy with work, but here's some information.
https://www.edinformatics.com/math_science/what-is-helium-3.html
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To be fair to him, he's probably talking about things possible right now. He3 fusion might be an option in the future, but even the easiest fusion fuel DT isn't working yet. People like Helion Energy aim directly for DHe3, but they haven't shown success yet. As of now, nuclear fission really is the only option on the Moon, if one wanted to build a permanent base there.
 
RollingRock2 said:
It would be possible if you plastered the wall with shit first and then painted in relief. Pat has been spending too much time scrubbing his guests toilets.
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I'm starting to suspect Pat might be a scat fetishist. He brings up shit a lot, and in weird contexts. In his world someone's always shitting themselves in fear or he's making dire predictions about the public shitting we will all be doing in prison. But scrubbing shitmarks off the ABnB toilet: no, stalker that has never happened and never could happen.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
I'm starting to suspect Pat might be a scat fetishist. He brings up shit a lot, and in weird contexts. In his world someone's always shitting themselves in fear or he's making dire predictions about the public shitting we will all be doing in prison. But scrubbing shitmarks off the ABnB toilet: no, stalker that has never happened and never could happen.
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Way back when Pat first started and the people on Reddit in the legendary autistic gym-goer thread were replying to him, the first bit and one you could consider the progenitor of the black child pepperoni was asking why he consumes fecal matter: was it for personal or religious reasons? And that he tunneled beneath a preschool to redirect the sewage to his home. I remember it was narrated in that one Porsalin teaser.

It never took off but it was funny. I wonder if that funster was secretly not far off the mark.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
I'm starting to suspect Pat might be a scat fetishist. He brings up shit a lot, and in weird contexts. In his world someone's always shitting themselves in fear or he's making dire predictions about the public shitting we will all be doing in prison. But scrubbing shitmarks off the ABnB toilet: no, stalker that has never happened and never could happen.
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Also he is forever talking about how he doesn’t wear underwear. Pat prefers to walk around in sharted-up jeans.
 
Well Intentioned said:
This irritates me more than it should because London has had various forms of sewer systems going back centuries. There's a really interesting book if you're interested in the history of modern medicine, called the Ghost Map, which talks about the cholera outbreak in London in 1854, which is how I know of what I just talked about. Not because I googled 'did London have sewers in 18whatever?' What an utter mongoloid.

Also, conducting research as part of your duties as a writer and bragging about it is like a taxi driver filling up his car with gas. It is part of the job.
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People who talk about sewage systems frequently talk about "fatbergs," which are congealed masses of fat, toilet paper, shit, other stuff, that merges together and blocks the sewage systems. Workers have to clear them out.


Most of those on the list seem to be from London.

Fat Rick is the Great Fatberg of Milwaukee. I will refer to him as Fatberg Rick from now on.
 
East_Clintwood said:
He's claimed to have taken the ASVAB. Of course this is the same man who claims he hasn't gained a pound so we all know what he says is worth:
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...Isn't that a military test? This guy doesn't do any real work and never has. Things they test on is things like understanding words, which he doesn't. Comprehending paragraphs, which again he doesn't understand. Math, we've seen how bad he's at that. Automobile information, we all remember his Torque Wheeler persona. Industrial arts, remember his chairs and stairs? Or his rotted wooden hammer? Assembly, he got a model of a dinosaur wrong because he can't count. Science :story:

I also call bullshit on AP credits. We've seen your report card. There's no way you're getting AP credits in college.
 
Gruntgar The Indentured said:
I wonder it Patty ever took the ASVAB in HS? I was hounded relentlessly to go to nuke school but Fatrick at best would have been offered a can opener position in a boot camp chow hall.
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A can opener is probably a bit too dangerous for our Rick, I’m guessing the best they could do was a position as Snackie Jackies fluffer. He is ‘into things’ after all.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
...Isn't that a military test? This guy doesn't do any real work and never has. Things they test on is things like understanding
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"No stalker child, I got full marks on the military theory section. My paint-balloon tank tactic was considered brilliant lateral thinking. I only turned down the commission to a full-ride military academy scholarship program because I knew I could improve the world as a Twitter firebrand. I'm sorry you're so stupid. This is the gun you put in in your own mouth (a government issued SIG Sauer)"
 
lol even in 2022 he was still so confident, so cocky. The womanly updates begging for validation for doing the bare minimum of his job and the lolsorandom trivia. He’s never getting that piece of shit published :story:
 
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