🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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drink combo - 8.4.25
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Loop coming in nicely toobz, heres first 10 minutes:

1. Has forgiven Aaron for titty sucking incident
2. Would have stopped Aaron from shooting himself, would've had him come into his trailer and end his depression by watching videos, would've slapped the gun out of his hand like how Sharon would save Ozzy
3. Fan came over and knocked so hard he thought was Casper P.D. but was a gentlemans handle of Jack Daniel's and Lucky Strikes; more lung and kidney damage from YewTewb fans doodt, TWU
4. Got recognized in Ozzy funeral procession live chat, "Oh shit guys it's King Cobra! Make a drink combo!"
5. I love my parents and Ozzys family, I would protect both of them.

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the fact i can remember what he put on that papa johns stuffed crust pizza from memory is insane (stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapeños, anchovies, garlic butter, they gave him the option of alfredo sauce and he took and who could forget mtn dew)
 
PixarsTedKennedy said:
Edit: The ultimate, of course, is Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance following the boy on instagram.
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Chauncey (of Snake Bones fame) was their tour manager (I believe) and sent Gerard Way some Death Bed stuff including a Cobes tape and got him into it.

Highly recommend Chauncey's streams, he doesn't talk about BOY much anymore but does a lot of fun niche lolcow stuff. Him and Seizure are the only two Twitch streams I've ever put up with.
 
Retreaded Tire said:
Can we all just agree that when wine and whiskey fags say stuff like "notes of cream vanilla and smoky elderberry" they're full of shit? It's booze and it's gross. You should be swilling bottom shelf vodka straight from the handle followed by a chaser and you should hate every second of it.
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I sort of agree and disagree at the same time. Some liquors/beers have some flavor notes you can definitely notice and point out/enjoy, but I feel like a lot of it especially past the first paragraph in an entire dissertation on some beer review site, is performative faggotry.
 
KKWatDo said:
Chauncey (of Snake Bones fame) was their tour manager (I believe) and sent Gerard Way some Death Bed stuff including a Cobes tape and got him into it.
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I learned from Chauncey that the hip hop group $uicideboy$ tried to get cobra to a do an intro for their song King Cobra but they couldn’t get a hold of him. Pretty recently one of them had a cameo shootout to promote their album.

I’m sure most of the people in this thread know that Danny Brown is into Cobra but according to Chauncey he stopped following lolcows after he got sober. There’s also the hip hop producer F1lthy who’s really into cobra. He’s the guy who was on fishtank and brought airsoft fatty on his show.
 
KKWatDo said:
Chauncey (of Snake Bones fame)
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Chauncey (and his laugh) were legitimately the best part of the Snake Bones series. I miss his voice talking about Cobro quite a bit.

So is he worth using Twitch for? Genuine question, just haven't gotten over the hump of using that platform yet.
 
When the brain loop starts, you know cobes has entered a state of alcohol induced dementia. He gains the memory span of a goldfish for some reason and I've never seen any other drunk person loop like that.

I hope they preserve his brain after he dies because this needs to be studied.
 
pooterino said:
Chauncey (and his laugh) were legitimately the best part of the Snake Bones series. I miss his voice talking about Cobro quite a bit.

So is he worth using Twitch for? Genuine question, just haven't gotten over the hump of using that platform yet.
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Yes. Chauncey's streams are fantastic even when Cobes isn't the topic. I highly recommend his content. Sadly he doesn't seem to keep VODs, so you need to catch him live. If you hate Twitch's mobile phone app I can recommend Frosty.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
When the brain loop starts, you know cobes has entered a state of alcohol induced dementia. He gains the memory span of a goldfish for some reason and I've never seen any other drunk person loop like that.

I hope they preserve his brain after he dies because this needs to be studied.
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It's actually pretty common with late stage alcoholics. We joke about him being wet brain, but he's definitely there at this point. I feel like we just notice it more, because usually when people get there, they get cut off/shunned, but we're front and center specifically FOR the trainwreck/aren't shy.
 
lebean said:
Loop coming in nicely toobz, heres first 10 minutes:
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At 26:15 he brings up his belief in "Ghost Food" again. Where he believes the food people eat becomes "ghost food" for ghosts to eat. He actually says that he thinks he's providing Ozzy's ghost with whiskey by drinking excessively.

At 28:40 his entire brain shuts down again. And he says that he bestows "full demonic powers" to Ozzy in the afterlife.

He picks up some pinwheel sandwiches he DoorDashed again, and goes on an endless loop about making pinwheels, and Bri'ish people eating pinwheels "a spot of whiskey and some pinwheels!" He says the only thing that makes life worth living is knowing he's going to die and be with Ozzy. He says Ozzy's birthday is coming up on December 3rd, and he still plans to celebrate it.
 
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Yeah the ghost food thing is actually pretty charming. It almost makes you want to stop eating trash and strive to eat only good stuff, what if it's correct? If you can't eat better for yourself, do it for those that have passed on! :heart-full:
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
If it's correct, Cobra has been torturing the ghosts that haunt him for over a decade with his food hacks.
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Yes, when I think about his most vile and foul food hacks, I think about:

1. the Bogritto with flies,
2. the microwaved Asian egg rolls with the plastic still on the cheese,
3. and the recent 24 minute nuclear BBQ Ramen and sardines that ended up looking like worms reproducing.

Given his ghost food theory, you'd think he'd be the 8th Layer of Hell punishing all the tormented souls with his Boglim cuisine.

That ain't treating them right, toobz. That's the punishment for sickos.

Better not be implying Ozzy was a sicko with your ghost food torture, BOY!!
 
lebean said:
Yes, when I think about his most vile and foul food hacks, I think about:

1. the Bogritto with flies,
2. the microwaved Asian egg rolls with the plastic still on the cheese,
3. and the recent 24 minute nuclear BBQ Ramen and sardines that ended up looking like worms reproducing.

Given his ghost food theory, you'd think he'd be the 8th Layer of Hell punishing all the tormented souls with his Boglim cuisine.

That ain't treating them right, toobz. That's the punishment for sickos.

Better not be implying Ozzy was a sicko with your ghost food torture, BOY!!
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You can torture the living with his food hacks too. There was a livestream show earlier this year called ConGREGated, where a man named Greg was stuck in a house and getting pranked for a whole week. One of the gags they did to poor Greg was make him cook and eat some of Cobra's recipes. Which one it was, I forget but I remember them namedropping the BOY.

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Ravier Xavenblood said:
You can torture the living with his food hacks too. There was a livestream show earlier this year called ConGREGated, where a man named Greg was stuck in a house and getting pranked for a whole week. One of the gags they did to poor Greg was make him cook and eat some of Cobra's recipes. Which one it was, I forget but I remember them namedropping the BOY.

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Jesus christ what assortment of sickos are these!?
 
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