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Imagine so badly needing things to do to procrastinate that you start measuring the dog. It's like when parents used to distract their kids by telling them to go count all the blades of grass in the yard but unironically.
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Imagine so badly needing things to do to procrastinate that you start measuring the dog. It's like when parents used to distract their kids by telling them to go count all the blades of grass in the yard but unironically.
Fiona has had it rough. She's poorly trained to the point she's jumped out of a window and terrified some of their neighbours (and I think she's been a menace more than once aside from this incident), she lost her best friend when their old Boston terrier, before Merlin, died (Blitz?) and she's probably had to shit in the same yard her entire life, the same yard that Anus-and-I refused to clean of dog shit and instead got woodchips rather than a normal lawn because they're too lazy to maintain their home.This dog in particular always looks so depressed and resentful lmao poor thing
now I don’t know anything about twitch but my theory is that Maureen used her super-mod powers to post up Anisas stream schedule, hellbent on her daughter to grind and trap another wealthy internet celeb.Imagine so badly needing things to do to procrastinate that you start measuring the dog. It's like when parents used to distract their kids by telling them to go count all the blades of grass in the yard but unironically.
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"Ian Please just leave her buddy, you can find a better human bitch, baldness and all please just leav her" but all he can hear is just the dog wimpering.This dog in particular always looks so depressed and resentful lmao poor thing
Bro looks like the fucking chudjak lol.If this is him, he has a display name of Kirk O:
https://kik.me/Olewarrior34 (archive.ph)
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Anisa essentially treats her dogs as props. She only owns them to make her look good on social media by showing everyone that she's totally not an uber narcissist who only values herself. As soon as she finishes taking a photo or video of them, they're shunted back to Ian.And I can't see Anus taking care of her dogs in any way, either.
Would be funny if her cosmic punishment for cucking him and generally being the abusive High-T one in the relationship is that she goes bald before him.Gorgeous Gabe actually posted this and tagged her in it
(For those who don’t follow the lore closely; Gorgeous Gabe was Anisa and Ian’s hairstylist in Seattle. He was also Ian’s sparring partner who would beat the shit out of him. Kate and Michael Briggs, Ian’s coach, confirmed Anisa had a crush on him and would light up when he was around and got really into it when he would beat up Ian. Gabe owns House of Hebe. Someone compiled clips of how many times Anisa has glazed up Gabe. She even wanted him to come on their podcast. There are clips of Ian saying he’s friendly with Gabe and is jealous because he knows that Gabe doesn’t have awkward conversations. Gabe has a kid and also has a charge for strangling a woman.. so.. interesting.)
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This was September 3, 2023.
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Was logging her twitch chat earlier today and this popped up.
"Boxing promoter, married to a boxer"I was re-reading the Anisa/Anisa's husband's rewrite, and this photo stuck out to me while reading the thread. I know hindsight is 20/20, but with everything that has come out about the Jomhas and how badly they fucked everything up. If you could look at one single photo, and know the true meaning of it, I think that is what makes perfect artwork.
Anisa's husband's boxing coach is behind Anisa's husband, looking distraught that someone he took time/effort out of his day to train someone who wasn't even interested in boxing as a sport, but simply did it because people on the Internet made fun of his whore wife. Anisa is looking into the camera, like a deer staring at headlights. This is Anisa's state when shit doesn't go her way, she looks confused as if Anisa knows everything, and, shockingly, her plan didn't work perfectly as intended. And then there's Ian, defeated and disheveled because he got his ass handed to him on a charity livestream by a boxer with almost a decade of experience over him.
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i do enjoy seeing new angles of the retarded tattoos. these ones are especially funny to me because what the fuck is going on here, is that supposed to be a spider web? it reads more like a perspective shot of looking up from the bottom of a well. And the hammerhead shark looks kinda like an airplane lol
Courtesy of mr jomhas bank account
anything but streaming
She's framing the photos to hide his baldness now.
You picked Anisa's favorite picture.I was re-reading the Anisa/Anisa's husband's rewrite, and this photo stuck out to me while reading the thread. I know hindsight is 20/20, but with everything that has come out about the Jomhas and how badly they fucked everything up. If you could look at one single photo, and know the true meaning of it, I think that is what makes perfect artwork.
Anisa's husband's boxing coach is behind Anisa's husband, looking distraught that someone he took time/effort out of his day to train someone who wasn't even interested in boxing as a sport, but simply did it because people on the Internet made fun of his whore wife. Anisa is looking into the camera, like a deer staring at headlights. This is Anisa's state when shit doesn't go her way, she looks confused as if Anisa knows everything, and, shockingly, her plan didn't work perfectly as intended. And then there's Ian, defeated and disheveled because he got his ass handed to him on a charity livestream by a boxer with almost a decade of experience over him.
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Love the "I'm gonna kill this bitch if she doesn't stop talking" look trainer shoots her, real Kodak momentI was re-reading the Anisa/Anisa's husband's rewrite, and this photo stuck out to me while reading the thread. I know hindsight is 20/20, but with everything that has come out about the Jomhas and how badly they fucked everything up. If you could look at one single photo, and know the true meaning of it, I think that is what makes perfect artwork.
Anisa's husband's boxing coach is behind Anisa's husband, looking distraught that someone he took time/effort out of his day to train someone who wasn't even interested in boxing as a sport, but simply did it because people on the Internet made fun of his whore wife. Anisa is looking into the camera, like a deer staring at headlights. This is Anisa's state when shit doesn't go her way, she looks confused as if Anisa knows everything, and, shockingly, her plan didn't work perfectly as intended. And then there's Ian, defeated and disheveled because he got his ass handed to him on a charity livestream by a boxer with almost a decade of experience over him.
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