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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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Ladies and gents, let’s go

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She has scheduled herself to stream Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday from 4:30 - 9:30 EST all through next year :story::popcorn:
 
How long do we reckon the triumphant return to streaming will last? I'd bet my firstborn's soul she'll give up before next Sunday, if she even starts.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
How long do we reckon the triumphant return to streaming will last? I'd bet my firstborn's soul she'll give up before next Sunday, if she even starts.
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What is she even going to talk about? I’m betting on six streams, 11 TOTAL. I don’t think she will ever last the full five hours. Anisa can’t “work” 20 hours a week.

I will try to catch as much as I can live, but I’m a phone fag now so I can’t retrieve/archive any VODs if she deletes them which is likely. If anyone can recover them I’ll go through and summarize, clip anything interesting when I have time.

Anus’ underwhelming return to streaming wasn’t as important last year. Now she has h3 watching, kino casino watching, beezle (who feeds clips to all commentary) and so many others. Ethan said he couldn’t wait for her streams so the pressure is on.
 
Leo Frank said:
I will try to catch as much as I can live, but I’m a phone fag now so I can’t retrieve/archive any VODs if she deletes them which is likely. If anyone can recover them I’ll go through and summarize, clip anything interesting when I have time.
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I can't fucking believe you got threadbanned, you're one of our most powerful a-logs. You'd have to pay me to sit through hours of raw, unedited Jomhaslop.
 
PetiteFeet said:
I may be ESL'ing really hard right now but in good faith I'll assume she tried to make it a pun on "chronically" and "chronicle" except she's too fucking retarded to not realise it isn't "chronical" but "chronic". Either way she meant it just makes it even funnier.
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No fucking way Anisa puts that much thought in a thing she posts :story: She's just not very smart and doesn't know how to spell, i am convinced it's not even a typo like "Task Masker" in her corn cobs and ribs tweet.

Edit to add something that isn't just pure hate: Her cookies look good. But, as another kiwi already said, it's hardly a complex recipe and difficult to fuck up. She should stick with simple stuff like that if she doesn't want to get clowned on by practically the entire internet every time she posts pictures of her food. Of course she had to ruin any positivity with the attention-whoring "I am posting an Insta story about all my food soon" and reposting the vinaigrette cake but what can you do?
 
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Lapsus of the bepsus said:
anus cant just let her hair grow out like every normal person, no she needs to spend ians money to have it NOW NOW NOW NOW before she chops it off again 2 months later when her obsession shifts elsewhere
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They literally had that little back-and-forth where Ian said he doesn't like the platinum pixie cut and you can bet money on the fact she'll go as short as she thinks she can get away with and bleached to absolute hair destruction just to spite Ian.
 
pixelatedsuicide said:
does this mean we get the return of mod mommy maureen btw??
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That would be the funniest outcome but tbh I don’t know how busy she is taking care of the dad. It will probably be han. Maureen probably couldn’t hang around for five hours with the state her husband is in unless they have an in house caretaker for him (even though I don’t Anisa can stream for five hours). Anisa confirmed he is still living at home.

Why isn’t this dumbass announcing her stream? Announcing it when she’s already live or going live in five minutes is a terrible idea for someone who is an inactive streamer. She has to build some hype! She’s so terrible at promoting literally anything.
 
Leo Frank said:
That would be the funniest outcome but tbh I don’t know how busy she is taking care of the dad. It will probably be han. Maureen probably couldn’t hang around for five hours with the state her husband is in unless they have an in house caretaker for him (even though I don’t Anisa can stream for five hours). Anisa confirmed he is still living at home.
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Simple. BPD mommy will babysit BPD daughter, while lobotomized Son-in-Law babysits lobotomized father-in-law. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
Simple. BPD mommy will babysit BPD daughter, while lobotomized Son-in-Law babysits lobotomized father-in-law. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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Good possibility but realistically Maureen hates Ian and probably wouldn’t trust him with her husband. I also think Ian is going to have to be physically present to corner Anus. The cornering will have three reasons

1. To get her more views. Her viewership always gets little spikes when he makes appearances
2. To be her personal cheerleader. Hell know if she’s getting low and how to keep her going as long as possible
3. To tard rangle her away from crashing out, starting drama, revealing too much information or potentially doxing them
 
Briareus said:
They literally had that little back-and-forth where Ian said he doesn't like the platinum pixie cut and you can bet money on the fact she'll go as short as she thinks she can get away with and bleached to absolute hair destruction just to spite Ian.
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I agree, it's the same as with the buzz cut, only slightly less spiteful and not caring about his feelings.
Going on a tangent here for a sec: I don't know about the other males in this thread but if my girlfriend came home with a bald pate (i don't know if this was ever confirmed but i am almost sure she did not tell Ian beforehand that she's going the skinhead route) i'd seriously question what the fuck is wrong with her and if this relationship is worth to pursue any further. Nice hair, no matter if it's a short bob cut or hair that hangs down to a girl's ass, is such a quintessentially, womanly trait that when it's not there all of a sudden it does not-so-subtly hint at some serious underlying issues. Feel free to trashcan this post but that is how i honestly see it.
 
Leo Frank said:
Why is their couch backed up to the fireplace that close? It bothers me.

It is so pathetic that she’s scrolling through her phone to post a photo taken earlier to say “goodnight” like anyone cares. Just text your mom that shit and tell her you’ll see her tomorrow.

Edit: their baldness and chatGPT. Anus, stop trying to gaslight us
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Oh man, this pic you posted is really ROUGH

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1. Why would you post a pic like this online? (It's oversharing Anisa, alright)
2. She's not even a ponytail girlie, she must have fucked up genetics to end up like this
This was before CC2 I assume, fwiw this kind of thinning in women can appear after going under anesthesia for surgeries (tit surgery and tit chop) + immense stress lol
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
I agree, it's the same as with the buzz cut, only slightly less spiteful and not caring about his feelings.
Going on a tangent here for a sec: I don't know about the other males in this thread but if my girlfriend came home with a bald pate (i don't know if this was ever confirmed but i am almost sure she did not tell Ian beforehand that she's going the skinhead route) i'd seriously question what the fuck is wrong with her and if this relationship is worth to pursue any further. Nice hair, no matter if it's a short bob cut or hair that hangs down to a girl's ass, is such a quintessentially, womanly trait that when it's not there all of a sudden it does not-so-subtly hint at some serious underlying issues. Feel free to trashcan this post but that is how i honestly see it.
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Going on a tangent too but it's completely normal to want to be attracted to your partner and for them to not go insane, shave their head and cover themselves in ugly tattoos. Ian kinda did the same, he had just started growing into his looks, attracting more fangirls and then got the pedo stache and then greasy mullet. I'd be embarrassed if my boyfriend grew an ugly, misshapen mullet, tattooed himself like a clown and stopped showering, just like he'd be embarrassed if i shaved my head and did the same with random ass tattoos. It's to be expected with normal people and it's not "toxic".

Anisa and Ian are just following this new "trend" of making yourself as ugly as possible because it's cool and rebellious or whatever. I don't get why it's a thing, but it's evident Anisa really follows this mindset. When Ian said he likes the long hair look and didn't like the platinum blonde, her immediate reaction was FUCK YOU im getting a pixie cut and dying my hair blonde again!! Who is she doing this for? Anyone not visually impaired can see the blonde doesn't suit her complexion at all, her hair texture can't handle it and the short hair isn't doing her big ass pear head any favors. Why would you want to make yourself as unattractive as possible for your partner?

And unlike some ugly ass body modification freaks in those circles, this isn't earning her any cool points online. The only time that she got actual thirst comments from men (that she made sure to like lol, ignoring her fellow slay queen girl support queens) was the extensions pics. God, she is so desperate for any kind of approval and too stupid to figure out the easiest way to get it.
 
no ragrets said:
Why would you want to make yourself as unattractive as possible for your partner?
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This is really one of the biggest elephants in the room when it comes to their relationship.

Edit: It's in the same vein as the Only Fans shit. I know it is kind of trendy, for lack of a better term, amongst the younger generation to have an OF and i know Anisa is relentlessly chasing the Zoomer train but what the fuck? I'd be out of the relationship in a heartbeat if my girlfriend/wife said to me "Hey, how about i show my tits to the world for money?" and i am not that much older than Anisa and I. Maybe it, again, boils down to another shit test that Ian failed. Even then same rules apply, do you really need a partner that is doing nothing but playing mind games with you?
Harambe said:
turning the little crow on his chest into a proper reichsadler would be a fun and cool move and it would surely make him look like a man instead of a sickly 15 year old
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Would be the funniest shit, not gonna lie. Some real "I am putting my foot down" shit :story:
 
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Mr. Johnson said:
Oh man, this pic you posted is really ROUGH

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1. Why would you post a pic like this online? (It's oversharing Anisa, alright)
2. She's not even a ponytail girlie, she must have fucked up genetics to end up like this
This was before CC2 I assume, fwiw this kind of thinning in women can appear after going under anesthesia for surgeries (tit surgery and tit chop) + immense stress lol
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hair looks like the parted red sea, and her nose bridge on this picture angle is very unflattering and i haven’t realized how massive that schnoz is till now, she looks more jewish than the klein’s
 
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