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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,579 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,620
Nothing Is Written said:
Credit to @A T.V. Hating Mutant :
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Fuck, can't believe I missed that in my maldavius memes thread. I enjoyed that a lot too

As far the cheese, the face of lt the top burns and chars like chicken or perhaps mushrooms without oozing or whatever, shows that it is NOT OOZING From within the cheese, it's also seemingly dollopped ontop, while the edges of the top look bone dry. It's NOT being emitted from the cheese. It COULD be a sauce, but I also admit it's a consistency I've never seen. Ain't ranch, ain't mayo, ain't fatty grease....shit looks like straight up cum. I honestly don't even know how tf you'd get that consistency cooking, since some parts appear watery while others appear goopey and nearly more solid!? Sorry to tmi but that's definitely a cum thing, and I have never seen a sauce or something do that.

I'm 95% sure it's cum.

Actually no, the only OTHER place I saw that consistency was in a pack of expired, ruptured hotdogs, which also happened to be Weiner fluids, and not meant to be a foodstuff

edit: to give extra benefit of the doubt, I don't think it's even a SECOND cheese, because consistency . See how left side it looks watery and transparent like milk, while center "dribble" is as thin as a fork prong, but ENTIRELY opaque?? 100% cum, and I don't think I know a single cheese that turns TRANSPARENT when heated
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
Fuck, can't believe I missed that in my maldavius memes thread. I enjoyed that a lot too

As far the cheese, the face of lt the top burns and chars like chicken or perhaps mushrooms without oozing or whatever, shows toe it is NOT OOZING From within the cheese, it's also seemingly dollopped ontop, while the edges of the top look bone dry. It's NOT being emitted from the cheese. It COULD be a sauce, but I also admit it's a consistency I've never seen. Ain't ranch, ain't mayo, ain't fatty grease....shit looks like straight up cum. I honestly don't even know how tf you'd get that consistency cooking, since some parts appear watery while others appear goopey and nearly more solid!? Sorry to tmi but that's definitely a cum thing, and I have never seen a sauce or something do that.

I'm 95% sure it's cum.

Actually no, the only OTHER place I saw that consistency was in a pack of expired, ruptured hotdogs, which also happened to be Weiner fluids, and not meant to be a foodstuff
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He's on fucking holiday and we're talking about cheese.

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Facom said:
Archive everything. But yeah, never thought I'd say this, I sorta miss Maldavius. I'm hoping for complete crashout upon return
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Pornsick faggots love cum jokes way too much. I remember a few tech discords I went to would constantly post "cleaning femboy hooters bathroom" and it was a gif of a tile room, and trying to mop up a floor covered in such thick globby substance. It's implications were painfully clear but the mods allowed it.

Basically they think it's fine as long as you dont SAY it's cum, just like those cropped porn face avatars. Can't prove it's porn, but you know it is.
 
invisibult plus+ said:
Mald isn't even a midwit, he's a Wheatley-style moron that tries to act smarter than he really is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5wT6cCheXgo:17
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Nothing Is Written said:



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Yeah it's an odd one, when it rubs against your teeth it squeaks. Kinda like rubber, but cheesy.

Though honestly I'd never put halloumi on a burger. I'd sooner do something like McD's seasonal "Lumberjack Burger" here where you have an encrusted, slightly melty cheese, not a stiff piece of fried rubber. Halloumi doesn't even fit burgers that well taste wise.
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By the way, this shit is such a massive phenomenon here there's like five billion recipes on how to make it at home, and people cannot wait for the autumn-winter season to come around to consume their goyslop.
Hooked on phobics said:
it was a gif of a tile room, and trying to mop up a floor covered in such thick globby substance
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I know exactly what it was.
It was a glue spill.
 
Kuritan Deplorable said:
He's going to run his mouth as soon as he comes back that "The drama all dried up the moment I left, none of these people actually cared about it, I'm still right" and just start a whole new wave of sloptubing. The crashout will follow that.
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gonna have to justify his stream suddenly having no viewers because he suspiciously took a break as soon as Twitch announced new viewbot detection changes
 
Lambda said:
Twitch announced new viewbot detection changes
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Twitch is full of shit and are just saying that crap to appease the advertisers. Most likely just to waste the advertisers time, getting them to recheck their numbers over a period of time to make sure instead of just straight up pulling out immediately. I don't even watch twitch but dan clancy is an insufferable faggot.
 
tarzor said:
good instincts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKgS6iwz4k [A] ( civil engineer armband, romley is the guitarist, not sure if it's pythos or not (sapunov is a russian last name so might be real, idk) )
he left military in ~2015, and has retired after ~11 years with disability, hes 40, and is thinking about getting tested for autism


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A 40 year old sucking off Mald's dick... I guess it's true, only retards fall for the army shtick. Men with half a brain make the perfect soldiers, right?
Aidan said:
I think he's deliberately misleading by saying "retirement" because it sounds better... It's also very likely that there's practically nothing wrong with him that non-veterans don't also suffer from so he can't talk about what's wrong with him because it sounds pathetic to say you're 40 years old and your knees and back hurt sometimes.
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I said it before, but Mald's audience is dumb kids, and people just like him. This guy is pushing 40, living of neetbux, furry degenerate, refuses to get a job, and pretends to be cooler and smarter than he is. Even lying about his work experience. Like attracts lile. Clownshoe etc etc
 
Aidan said:
Yeah but paying for his neetbux isn't. He's been a net drain pretty much his entire adult life from what I can tell.
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Dude appeared to work in SOME capacity unlike a lot of neets. Which I can kinda respect more than most neets. You would NOT BELIEVE how many neet types literally never try employment. If they try, but can SIMPLY not hold down a steady job long term or whatever, I'm way less likely to judge quite as much. Its better they make an ATTEMPT to, and fail. Some others do indeed have disability AND try to work what little they can (maybe 20 hours a week or whatever?) and effectively get their disability proportionally reduced compared to their income (IE "you made 300$ this week? I guess we will reduce your disability by 150, but enjoy that extra 150$"). People who do that, unable to work 40 hours but still TRYING, I do actually respect, since disabled or not, they don't just accept being a worthless leech entirely, even if they can't do a job fully. I know its still "a drain" but I think of it like if you have a fat fuck on the job who obviously CANNOT keep up, but they are genuinely working their (fat) ass off TRYING to keep up. Its far better than a fat fuck whos fat and ALSO doesn't try and sits in the corner, those ones everyone JUST hates.

Maybe thats just the bar being set to fucking low though...

Also hes STILL a faggot and mald supporter so fuck him. And I doubt hes ACTUALLY attempted to still work despite talking about it...they DO allow it, they just proportionally reduce disability. Basically if you (somehow) got fulltime work they turn off your disability til you lose your job, but MOST won't want to trade in all their free time for a job that also turns off their disability, since free money is easier.

As for context about "who could work some, but not full time", could be muscle atrophy, injuries, ect. Maybe they CAN lift a few boxes for 2 hours a day, but 8 WOULD cause severe health complications for them, or whatever. Or maybe you are wheelchairbound and got an office job. Doesn't mean you aren't disabled anymore, it means you are disabled AND employed

Sorry for the sperg, just felt it was worth giving some context how the system works
Lvkester Endorser said:
This guy is pushing 40, living of neetbux, furry degenerate, refuses to get a job, and pretends to be cooler and smarter than he is. Even lying about his work experience. Like attracts lile. Clownshoe etc etc
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Thats the thing, I'm sure he COULD work here or there with odd jobs or whatever, even 20 hours a week would significantly reduce the burden on the taxpayer. He might STILL be a net loss, but less of one

Honestly I wish more neets tried this, its not even so much that they cant hold a stable job, but that they don't try.
 
The ATF Disliked That said:
Kinda wish he did them in separate videos so we can easily archive them.
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Timestamps:
Intro: 0:00:00
Part I, PirateSoftware's Villainous Origin Story: 0:00:34
Part II, The Diremaul Incident: 0:05:51
Part III, The Lightning Ball Fumble: 0:45:47
Part IV, Maldavius Figtree: 0:54:37
Part V, Serial Cheater: 1:06:16
Part VI: EVEry Accolade, A Lie: 1:45:01
Part VII, Heartbound: 2:09:53
Part VIII, Stop Killing Games: 2:25:32
Part IX, Mass Flagger: 2:46:41
Part X, A False Identity: 02:59:34
 
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