💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Zeftax]

Those straws are legit, but they're not meant to suck back a brown pool of Hope's shit and piss.

I can confirm that it works great in fresh streams, even if they are "dirty". On the waste, a friend of a friend supposedly filtered some water that was coming out of a pile of cow shit in the alps and it was fine. Any particulates should obviously be filtered out beforehand (with a t-shirt for example) to prevent the clogging.

 

[soulless guarantee]

He can't reload or work the slide

Pretty sure he said on stream a few months ago that he has a revolver. But still stands that he can't reload, and you know he isnt going to hit with 6 shots with that wonky eye of his. Im presuming the revolver is the gun he keeps loaded in an unlocked drawer by his bed. Not sure if he has mentioned having other guns, but this is basically the only one he could physically use.

Semi related, and in response to a few comments over the past 10 or so pages, on a livestream within the last couple of months (I believe most likely in his solo stream, possibly with Charles, but definitely not with Jimmy as I cant stand to watch those streams) he said that prestroke he was actually ambidextrous. I take that with a pinch of salt (thrown onto a baking sheet next to a beer can chicken), but potentially he might be a bit more able on a baseline to use his left arm/hand, compared to a righty who equally lost use of his arm and did no rehab.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

gun

Fatty is probably like a good chunk of Americans and treats it like a totem, at best thinking its mere unseen presence keeps him safe and at worst thinking he can hover it in front of someone like a TV remote and dead them at will.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Pretty sure he said on stream a few months ago that he has a revolver. But still stands that he can't reload, and you know he isnt going to hit with 6 shots with that wonky eye of his. Im presuming the revolver is the gun he keeps loaded in an unlocked drawer by his bed. Not sure if he has mentioned having other guns, but this is basically the only one he could physically use.

Revolvers have their strengths and weaknesses and yes he's probably better off with one but unless he's also got speed loaders already set up with bullets it's still going to take him precious minutes to reload. Minutes that he doesn't have.

We all know what's going to happen when the evil hordes of communist atheists take over the United States after the government falls, Fatty is going to be wheeled out and left to the wolves to fend for himself. It's not like he'd be of any use to anybody.

Fatty is probably like a good chunk of Americans and treats it like a totem, at best thinking its mere unseen presence keeps him safe and at worst thinking he can hover it in front of someone like a TV remote and dead them at will.

He treats everything else he doesn't understand as magic. Why not guns?

 

[RollingRock2]

Now I want to see a shooting match between KingCobraJFS and Jack Scalfani

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack just uploaded a video of himself talking to an AI chatbot for 3 minutes. He wants to make this a series.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kort3PQZj5c

AI CONVO TEST [kort3PQZj5c].mp4

Oh look, Jacko made a friend! Well, BOUGHT one, but still.

I'm sure if it could gain sentience, it would grow legs and walk away though.

I would pay some serious bobs and vagene to get a 'jeet to rewrite the AI's coding so that it gives Jack health tips or comments on his lifestyle. "Jack, this an enormous amount of food for a single meal." "Jack, that chicken doesn't look fully cooked." "No Jack, macaroni and cheese is not a vegetable."

 

[An YTMND User]

Now I want to see a shooting match between KingCobraJFS and Jack Scalfani
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Jack would definitely shoot while looking in the scope.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack would stroke out and think the gun was a cock and put it into his mouth like he fantasizes about. Even better if the gun is black

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack would definitely shoot while looking in the scope.

A literal dead eye dick.

 

[the khat quaffer]

New(ish) Rob upload wherein he not-so-sneakily sneak disses Jack with the [OBJ] character.

Personally I always thought "Rob on the Run" was a sneak diss against Jack's "Jack on the Go" youtube empire. Either way they're way better made, despite creator tools, stock music, phone recording and other hallmarks used to quickly make videos. All AI in the world won't make a JotG video tolerable worth worthwhile.

link

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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New(ish) Rob upload wherein he not-so-sneakily sneak disses Jack with the [OBJ] character.

Personally I always thought "Rob on the Run" was a sneak diss against Jack's "Jack on the Go" youtube empire. Either way they're way better made, despite creator tools, stock music, phone recording and other hallmarks used to quickly make videos. All AI in the world won't make a JotG video tolerable worth worthwhile.

link

Also Rob is fun to watch and listen to. He genuinely seems like a decent kind of guy.

 

[Comma]

LET'S DRINK DIRT - FOOD PREPPING​

(08/01/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=17denvkfaYQPreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=17denvkfaYQ

Spoiler: Local Archive

17denvkfaYQ.mp4

He managed to misspell the word "difficulty" not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times throughout this festering-pile-of-monkey-shit video, without noticing the mistake.




Also: he looks and sounds absolutely terrible. I'm sure sucking poo poo water through a straw will benefit his declining health immensely.

 

[AnOminous]

"Jack on the Go"

That name always just made me think Jack was going to shit himself in the video.

To be fair, maybe that's accurate, since he usually did. That fat cocksucker.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

He managed to misspell the word "difficulty" not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times

Behold, a Professional YouTuber! He stays so busy, doing all that editing work!

Semi-related: I give the LifeStraw an A-; rating takes a hit because it's bulky but it kept me hydrated and healthy drinking from duckshit filled ponds/streams when my main filter decided to break deep in the back country.

 

[AltisticRight]

Of course, because a potato provides nourishing meals, is less thin-skinned, has a productive future, is on the whole more attractive, and has eyes that work.

They also avoid famines, unlike fatty who causes famines to every buffet he visits.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He managed to misspell the word "difficulty" not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times throughout this festering-pile-of-monkey-shit video, without noticing the mistake.

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Also: he looks and sounds absolutely terrible. I'm sure sucking poo poo water through a straw will benefit his declining health immensely.

He looks like he's hitting a bong.

He should choke himself.

 

[Puggers]

Jack's brother Jim started a "podcast".


It's cringe and I really hope he's not letting Jack "help" him. At least Brother Long Nips seems a bit more genuine and well spoken than Jack and Charles from the little exposure we've seen.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack's brother Jim started a "podcast".
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It's cringe and I really hope he's not letting Jack "help" him. At least Brother Long Nips seems a bit more genuine and well spoken than Jack and Charles from the little exposure we've seen.

I’m optimistic. Jim is good people.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I’m optimistic. Jim is good people.

He seems like a decent guy but his conspiracy theories are fucking retarded. He's more intelligent than Jack (which isn't saying much) but he's definitely not very bright either

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

but his conspiracy theories are fucking retarded.

At best, they reach renolds wrap level when he should be reaching for NASA gold foil level hattery. If I'm not choking on my laughter it's a weak conspiracy and you should do better, damnit.