💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

Jack is the type to throw a tantrum on all fronts about the libs trying to murder him the moment Tammy and Junior drop the news that they’re dumping him in a nursing home. Ever since that last stroke put three of his limbs in the grave, his whole existence has revolved around the fantasy of being some famous, important person on the Internet who is constantly being politically persecuted and suppressed for “always being right.”

He obviously lashes out in the form of a full diaper being thrown at any family failing to sufficiently play along or pay lip service to these meaty delusions.

 

[charlesdickens]

Tammy's looking huge in this pizza ATM video.

At 3:33 in the pizza ATM video, Jack does another of the most repulsive laugh sounds he's been doing lately that's like a wet fart. I can't even figure out how air is travelling through his face or what to make a noise like that, but seems like it's new, since his last stroke.

Damn you could eat the pizza off that lower back. So much for Profile by Sanford working for Tammy. Looks like a giant Bartlett Pear.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Tammy's looking huge in this pizza ATM video.

At 3:33 in the pizza ATM video, Jack does another of the most repulsive laugh sounds he's been doing lately that's like a wet fart. I can't even figure out how air is travelling through his face or what to make a noise like that, but seems like it's new, since his last stroke.

Remember Profile by Sanford? Lol

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Damn you could eat the pizza off that lower back. So much for Profile by Sanford working for Tammy. Looks like a giant Bartlett Pear.

Her ASS his enormous It’s funny that it’s hard to notice her completely ridiculous body shape because all of your attention is on Jack’s crippled and morbidly obese condition. We needed to take a moment to even notice that Tammy is growing a comically enormous ass!


I hope that Josh spends at least a few minutes of an upcoming MATI lusting after that meat mountain known As Tammy’s dumper,

i wonder if black guys hit on her…..

Damn you could eat the pizza off that lower back. So much for Profile by Sanford working for Tammy. Looks like a giant Bartlett Pear.

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The lighting in the ford dealership parking lot, eating off of the hood of Tammy’s truck is 10x better than the lighting in Jack’s “studion kitchen” back home .

 

[Shartavius]

I hope that Josh spends at least a few minutes of an upcoming MATI kusting after that meat mountain know. As Tammy’s dumper,

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Try typing with both hands.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember Profile by Sanford? Lol

I wonder they threatened a lawsuit unless that mushmouthed fat fuck kept their name out of his fat mouth.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I wonder they threatened a lawsuit unless that mushmouthed fat fuck kept their name out of his fat mouth.

You’d think that Jack wouldn’t be able to shut up if he got threatened with legal action because he can’t stfu about anything else….
But no…he folds and caves in like a little bitch. Meanwhile, Josh Moon openly mocks any and all attempts at legal action.

Jack is a chump.

 

[AnOminous]

You’d think that Jack wouldn’t be able to shut up if he got threatened with legal action because he can’t stfu about anything else….

The last time he got sued it didn't turn out too well for him.

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Pure speculation that they did, but I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of the many companies he's falsely claimed are sponsoring him made him stop.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Pure speculation that they did, but I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of the many companies he's falsely claimed are sponsoring him made him stop

Sadly not. Jack made a claim that a product he reviewed would "explode" and naturally didn't prove it.

 

[AnOminous]

Sadly not. Jack made a claim that a product he reviewed would "explode" and naturally didn't prove it.

And got sued in federal court, and had to make an apology video.

 

[ADN_VIII]

And got sued in federal court, and had to make an apology video.

Bet that stung his ego

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Manned space travel is super dangerous and expensive. It's really not worth the risk, cost and effort unless there's a very good reason to go there. There's really no reason to go back to the moon with a manned mission versus a robot. Even the H3 mining could be done with robots probably

It both unites and inspires the populous while creating technologies only thought of to solve problems for space travel that trickle down into our lives. Unless you're fatty who would think I'm lying about the latter, and we faked it all.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It both unites and inspires the populous while creating technologies only thought of to solve problems for space travel that trickle down into our lives. Unless you're fatty who would think I'm lying about the latter, and we faked it all.

Except it wouldn't create technology to go to the moon since we've already done it. Mars is another story though

 

[AnOminous]

Except it wouldn't create technology to go to the moon since we've already done it. Mars is another story though

Actually we more or less couldn't do it exactly the way we did it anyway. That technology is at least partly lost. We'd almost certainly come up with better ways of doing it now, though. A lot of the actual work the astronauts did was with slide rules they brought with them. They already had computers, of course, but slide rules were more practical for a lot of things.

 

[Tiresome]

That technology is at least partly lost.

Exactly why it was utterly asinine after sinking billions of dollars into a space launch program that worked beautifully, to bin the designs, fire everyone and destroy the production chain.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack just uploaded a video of himself talking to an AI chatbot for 3 minutes. He wants to make this a series.

 

[Daddy Strokum]

CMGI's going to bounce back any second now, just you watch. Same with Pets.com and Webvan!

He seems like the kind of person that would fall for that Iraqi dinar scam several years back.

Jack just uploaded a video of himself talking to an AI chatbot for 3 minutes. He wants to make this a series.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kort3PQZj5c

AI CONVO TEST [kort3PQZj5c].mp4

Wait a minute, I thought "AI bad"! How could Jack do this to us???

 

[Tiresome]

Jack just uploaded a video of himself talking to an AI chatbot for 3 minutes. He wants to make this a series.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kort3PQZj5c

AI CONVO TEST [kort3PQZj5c].mp4

Personally I'm in favor of when Jack talks to anyone more interesting, informed and fluent than he is and a non-sentient, frequently incorrect and soulless computer program certainly qualifies.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack just uploaded a video of himself talking to an AI chatbot for 3 minutes. He wants to make this a series.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kort3PQZj5c

AI CONVO TEST [kort3PQZj5c].mp4

And again Fatty shows what a mushbrain he is.

The only thing this highlights is how fucking stupid and uninformed he is.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Personally I'm in favor of when Jack talks to anyone more interesting, informed and fluent than he is and a non-sentient, frequently incorrect and soulless computer program certainly qualifies.

I think fatty talking to a potato would qualify