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Charlie and Blitzo as good friends? Of course, because Brandon Rogers' character can't be out of the spotlight for any reason.

How fucking  stupid.

The only way this coukd work would he if Blitz was the fat friend Charlie kept around to feel better about herself. With a heaping helping of pity and condescension because, being an imp, when Blitz dies, he's gone. No afterlife for him.
 
Sure, you could have made Charlie trust Blitz to do the kind of things she wouldn't be comfortable doing, but nah, listening to the man is easier.
Hopefully we can at least see Michael beating the ever-loving shit out of Lucifers manlet ass.
Now that I think about it, why didn't Michael lead the attack on Hell instead of Adam?
It'd probably be another "be vaguely nice to each other" hippie interpretation, ignoring that Jesus would absolutely not be nice to fucking demons lmao.
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Either that, or portray him as a demon-fighting superhero.
The chance to getting into Heaven or Hell is literally a lottery. No one knows how it works, not even the angels
Translation: The showrunners have no goddamn idea what to do.
I'm sorry
"I knocked the so-called Princess of Hell out cold. Her unconscious body is quite cool."
 
It's clear that Vivzie and Brandon are too afraid of their own fanbase to have Charlie and Blitzo dislike each other so they have to make them hyper safe relationship friends uwu 🤗they just feel confortable with each other cause they instantly tell the other is nice and good and wholesome 🤗

If Vivzie *has* to make Blitzo be nice then she has the perfect excuse in Charlie's being Lucifer's daughter and even Blitzo would know better than upseting the princess of hell. Maybe make him ignorant and misunderstand her. But noooo, charlie is not allowed to even have a wrong reputation, she "submits to the alpha male" that is blitz.

What is the point of crossovering them if the'll play it safe like this? I'm not saying you need a highly fanficy plot like "Vox hires IMP to kill alastor, wackyness ensues" but if THIS is the canon relationship then it's so boring it's actively harmful to fanon and i'm sure fanfic writers will pretend it's not canon.
 
What is the point of crossovering them if the'll play it safe like this? I'm not saying you need a highly fanficy plot like "Vox hires IMP to kill alastor, wackyness ensues" but if THIS is the canon relationship then it's so boring it's actively harmful to fanon and i'm sure fanfic writers will pretend it's not canon.
Viv's writing is so terrible, it really is on par with the average fujo or popular male character x Reader/Obvious self-insert female OC fanfic. It's rare that I can say that several fanfic writers handle the source material significantly better than the creator of the damn thing.
 
It's clear that Vivzie and Brandon are too afraid of their own fanbase to have Charlie and Blitzo dislike each other so they have to make them hyper safe relationship friends uwu 🤗they just feel confortable with each other cause they instantly tell the other is nice and good and wholesome 🤗

If Vivzie *has* to make Blitzo be nice then she has the perfect excuse in Charlie's being Lucifer's daughter and even Blitzo would know better than upseting the princess of hell. Maybe make him ignorant and misunderstand her. But noooo, charlie is not allowed to even have a wrong reputation, she "submits to the alpha male" that is blitz.

What is the point of crossovering them if the'll play it safe like this? I'm not saying you need a highly fanficy plot like "Vox hires IMP to kill alastor, wackyness ensues" but if THIS is the canon relationship then it's so boring it's actively harmful to fanon and i'm sure fanfic writers will pretend it's not canon.
Demons are not supposed to be nice!
Viv seems to have gotten the lore of angels and demons reversed.

I'm not even mad I'm genuinely confused at this point as to Viv and her teammates decisions when it comes to portraying demons.
 
Unironically very likely, Vivz is the worst fujoshit I've ever seen so she'd probably have some homoerotic bullshit going on between Lucifer and Jesus as an attempt to be edgy and boundary pushing or something and then r/atheism would sperg the fuck out.
Nah. She's more likely to make Lucifer and Alastor a thing because that's a very popular ship in the fandom. You know, the man who is still very much in love with his wife, and the other man who is canonically asexual and has no interest in forming such a relationship.
Nobody will buy that Charlie and Blitz like each other, because they wouldn't. Charlie is a humanist while Blitz is a nihilistic hedonist whose sole concern is getting people to like him. Honestly, this is much more damaging to Charlie's character than anyone else because it makes her look like a massive pussy with no prinicples.
Charlie is very much a woman with no solid principles. You think she would try to talk with Carmilla first about not selling angelic weapons to other Sinners. Because you can not convince me that Sinners aren't getting their hands on these sort of weapons to permanently kill each other.

Also there is the fact that Charlie just...doesn't give a shit about hellborn. She cares more about the people who come to Hell because they most likely deserve it, than the people who were just born their by circumstances and are being screwed over by these more powerful and immortal beings. They already have to deal with the ars goetia and Deadly Sins in their daily lives. Do they really have to also suffer from essentially unkillible beings who are probably even more unpredictable than the higher-ups?
 
Nah. She's more likely to make Lucifer and Alastor a thing because that's a very popular ship in the fandom. You know, the man who is still very much in love with his wife, and the other man who is canonically asexual and has no interest in forming such a relationship.

Charlie is very much a woman with no solid principles. You think she would try to talk with Carmilla first about not selling angelic weapons to other Sinners. Because you can not convince me that Sinners aren't getting their hands on these sort of weapons to permanently kill each other.

Also there is the fact that Charlie just...doesn't give a shit about hellborn. She cares more about the people who come to Hell because they most likely deserve it, than the people who were just born their by circumstances and are being screwed over by these more powerful and immortal beings. They already have to deal with the ars goetia and Deadly Sins in their daily lives. Do they really have to also suffer from essentially unkillible beings who are probably even more unpredictable than the higher-ups?
Exactly! Also shouldn't the hellborn be more powerful than the sinners?
 
Are you guys ready for tomorrow's short? Now with added political commentary!
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It will be interesting to see who wrote this one.
 
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Exactly! Also shouldn't the hellborn be more powerful than the sinners?
Because lucifer hates sinners so wouldn't he make the hellborn dominate over the sinners and the sinners would be pathetic beings who are essentially slave labor? In fact you could still have overlords that by being servants to them sinners get a little better treatment along with those who made deals in life for more authority like alastar. But the rub is that it can be taken away any moment on a whim. And let's not forget that judgment day will come so in the long run it's pointless.
 
You know, I'm starting to think that the only reason we got one short that didn't focus on missions was because Morgana just really wanted to write about her self-insert.
I'm just surprised Morgana doesn't have a thread of their own yet. She has lolcow potential in my opinion.
 
Exactly! Also shouldn't the hellborn be more powerful than the sinners?

Because then hellborn would opress sinners and Hazbin hell is not about demons punishing sinners but about safe edgy people swearing and fucking and being gay and having an excuse to make "overlords" who are her overpowered twink OCs.

And this reminds me i saw another normie reddit thread criticizing hazbin sinners.


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^ bro raising a fair point there ^

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