DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

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If Keemstar would have some flair he will stir up some drama by "trying" to set up this event saying that he will pay only LTG his 5 bands since DSP implied that would do it for free.
 
Now that it’s confirmed Brian is a detractor, Phil has officially lost all his friends in SF6. HE’S FRIENDLESS!!!

 
Tomorrow, he’s going to double, no, triple down on the whole “EVO IS BORING!!!!!!!” Cope
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Damn even Brian is slagging him off? Is there anybody even on Phil's side with this nonsense? Is there a single dent thats saying they want to see these two play a fighting game that neither have touched in many months?
Because something that I've overlooked is in an attempt to insult LTG he's also lobbing shots at EVO. What. The. Fuck. Did EVO do to make him want to ratio it this much? Other than propping up a certain pair of brothers? He's so fucking annoying and I wish he would

Edit: wishing death on a lolcow isn't enough. Instead I want him to drink quick-dry cement from a trough. If anything he can fill that hole where his soul should be.
 
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Damn even Brian is slagging him off? Is there anybody even on Phil's side with this nonsense? Is there a single dent thats saying they want to see these two play a fighting game that neither have touched in many months?
Because something that I've overlooked is in an attempt to insult LTG he's also lobbing shots at EVO. What. The. Fuck. Did EVO do to make him want to ratio it this much? Other than propping up a certain pair of brothers? He's so fucking annoying and I wish he would
His own wife finds him disgusting. Its too bad Phil fattened her up so much and probably doesnt allow her to use social media. It wouldnt have been too hard for her to find a better home, food, and Elder Scrolls provider. She's also probably had developed mental problems and lost most of her social skills.

His parents most likely despise him too. Don't see Jasper much anymore. Phil is so fucking toxic and unlikable that he doesn't have one person on the planet that would willingly hang out with him.

Ive know plenty of narcissists, but never one that is so far up their own ass AND isn't good enough to attract at least one trustable friend. KYS, Phillup. Its all downhill for you now. Fast food and fighting games are his only "joys" in life. And you can't even really call it joy. Just the only things he has any knowledge of.
 
It's almost incredible how Phil is able to make LTG or RTU or Warski or whoever he decides to interact with seem reasonable. The perspective is very helpful to see just how far gone he is.
The RTU one is particularly notable, if the KANG SNAKE was the only stream you watched with RTU on, you'd think Rich was a calm, collected, quick-witted and intelligent individual, when he's anything but. Any other stream I've seen RTU on, especially when he's a guest, he starts screeching and tardraging, losing his fucking mind whenever someone disagrees with him.
 
The RTU one is particularly notable, if the KANG SNAKE was the only stream you watched with RTU on, you'd think Rich was a calm, collected, quick-witted and intelligent individual, when he's anything but. Any other stream I've seen RTU on, especially when he's a guest, he starts screeching and tardraging, losing his fucking mind whenever someone disagrees with him.
Yeah I never really followed or watched RTU but he smoked DSP so hard. I thought hey I will try and watch a RTU stream. While it is much more watchable then any Dented Dave stream, it was full on retarded gay shit. But even a retarded fat faggot can crush Phillip the Tard Engine Burnell.
 
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We are fast approaching the 20th anniversary of his 4th place.

It is disrespectful of EVO to not invite this venerable FGC veteran and reward him a lifetime achievement award.
Maybe at the 30th anniversary they can give him one posthumously.
 
I don't know, that's a definition of the classic chickenshit heel, which is effective many times, you just don't see a lot of main event heels as that instead of the traditional monster type of heel. People in the audience also instinctively hate chickenshits, along with liars and cheaters, so Phil leaning into his personality type this way will only have blow back directed at him by anyone with a normal functioning brain emotional response to his behaviors mannered this way.
Chickenshit heels require a few things that Phil doesn't bring. The babyface needs to want to beat him or get something back, which LTG doesn't and will never care, and LTG is a poor babyface. The chickenshit still needs to have a justifiable reason for what he's doing, which Phil's stupid grudge against EVO doesn't make any sense. The Cannon Brothers did something... nobody cares. And most importantly, there needs to be a payoff which there never is with Phil.

The RTU one is particularly notable, if the KANG SNAKE was the only stream you watched with RTU on, you'd think Rich was a calm, collected, quick-witted and intelligent individual, when he's anything but. Any other stream I've seen RTU on, especially when he's a guest, he starts screeching and tardraging, losing his fucking mind whenever someone disagrees with him.
Good point that should be mentioned more from that stream. Phil made ReviewTechUSA look good.
 
The RTU one is particularly notable, if the KANG SNAKE was the only stream you watched with RTU on, you'd think Rich was a calm, collected, quick-witted and intelligent individual, when he's anything but. Any other stream I've seen RTU on, especially when he's a guest, he starts screeching and tardraging, losing his fucking mind whenever someone disagrees with him.
The King Snake stream IS the only time I’ve ever seen RTU.

I’ve heard enough to know he isn’t but in my head he is indeed a calm, witty and intelligent guy who was cutting straight through Phils bullshit.
 
phil also gets turned on by men, especially ones that look like LTG
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Kinda off topic.

After John Rambo left i have not seen Dsp laugh hysterically or genuinely have a good time in so long. Back when the two of them used to hang out you could see this husk of a person glow with happiness and joy, it only took 1 women to be the homewrecker of the beautiful bro on bro relashionship these two guys had. The rest is history and our MC didn't have a resurgence arc in his love life.

John would've fixed him.
 
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It's still amazing how this hypocritical shell of a man can't stop contradicting himself by ignoring the fact he constantly states he's not into drama, while at the same time stirring the pot constantly and somehow manages to respond to clip of LTG's reaction within mere hours.

Does anyone know what prompted his LTG tweet? Seems it came out of nowhere.
 
I'm sad that LTG didn't include one of his standard "fucking mom/wife" fanfics since those are actually pretty funny. I suppose it hurts Phil more, and is definitely more accurate, to just point out they're in a fat, unhappy marriage not getting any instead.
 
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