Science Report: Mad scientists funded by secret billionaires met on an abandoned aircraft carrier to create a plan to block out the sun - ((()))

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Last year, researchers (funded by the secretive group of billionaires behind the Pritzker Innovation Fund) met together on an abandoned aircraft carrier off the coast of Alameda, California, and initiated an experiment designed to block out the sun.

The idea was to alter clouds and make them reflect the sun's rays back into space thus stopping climate change.

Cue the Greenfinger music, Mr. Bond!​


Luckily, local officials caught wind of the experiment (from a New York Times article of all places) and shut it down before things went too far, but that experiment was just the tip of the melting iceberg.


According to Politico, that failed experiment was just going to be a small demonstration of the group's power, and they intended to blot out a much larger area of the sun's rays after that.

That initial test was only meant to be a prequel. Even before it began, the researchers were talking with donors and consultants about conducting a 3,900-square-mile cloud-creation test off the west coasts of North America, Chile or south-central Africa, according to more than 400 internal documents.
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That experiment has been scrubbed as well.

Apparently, no one is comfortable with scientists purposefully messing with the weather.

But the Bond-villain billionaires are undeterred.​

‘The Pritzker Innovation Fund believes in the importance of research that helps improve climate models and enables policymakers and the public to better understand whether climate interventions like marine cloud brightening are feasible and advisable,' Rachel Pritzker, the fund's founder and president, said in a statement. ‘We will only get answers to these questions through open research that can inform science-based, democratic decision-making.'
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Pritzker fails to mention that the answers to these questions could be that this kind of geoengineering unleashes a wave of unstoppable natural disasters.

But how will we know unless we try it?​

Might as well ask, how anyone can know if that chamber has the bullet if no one pulls the trigger.

Please stop giving these people money while there's still hope for the future!​

 
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Obviously this needs to be countered with mad science in return. We will release the carnivorous methed up gorillas onto the aircraft carrier at dawn.
 
This article is so gay and gets so many basic facts wrong... The "abandoned aircraft carrier off the coast of California" is just the USS Hornet... You know the museum with a gift shop and furry scat fetishists walking around on the deck. So scary and dramatic. They don't even mention what year this occured.
 
The Babylon Bee are a bunch of Jew loving good goys, so of course they’d hype up one conspiracy over anything about kikes.
 
I initially misread “aircraft carrier” as “aircraft hangar,” and had this whole post written out ridiculing journalists for not knowing what “off the coast” means and their continued failure to apply the English language, but it turns out I was the one who was wrong.
 
Google.com said:
This article is so gay and gets so many basic facts wrong... The "abandoned aircraft carrier off the coast of California" is just the USS Hornet... You know the museum with a gift shop and furry scat fetishists walking around on the deck. So scary and dramatic. They don't even mention what year this occured.
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Its clickbait like half the shit posted to A&N, they are doing stratospheric aerosol injection, that's cold war-era weather control crap.
 
Google.com said:
I think this passes the line from click bait over to just blatant lying.
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It's like the third iteration of this story, and every time it gets reposted? It gets more sinister...... it was just your typical green-grifting with government funds on a technology that's been tried before without consistent measurable success. It was really only good for assuring the Professorial class of a Californian higher learning institution can get a steady stream of funds and publishable papers for the next "X" years.
 
Fapcop said:
Remember when MTG introduced a bill outlawing this kind of mad science, and all the journoscum and “Experts” said she was a wacky lady pushing wild conspiracy theories?!

Kinda makes you think.
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When do the Jewish space lasers get exposed?
 
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