🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Cholesterol Gremlin said:
I can’t help but feel like some people have straight up Pizzacake Derangement Syndrome. I find it kind of interesting actually; she really is a special kind of insufferable to be able to inspire such A-Logging. She needs to be nominated for a Julay
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I'll admit I alog, and it's for a "muh children" reason. But the kids are either starting their most hormonal phase of life or about to, where they feel the mosr weird and insecure, and the mother is more concerned with having sex with or fantasizing having sex with strange men, none of whom are raising them. They are being set up for failure, and there's nothing we can really do to stop it. It is as if we are Cassandra.
 
This is the same guy who jumps to insane conclusions about Chris Chan every day based on a cup in the background of a photo or something. Dude's just too enthusiastic about this stupid forum. A reverse lolcow, if you will.
 
thejackal2 said:
Should be a cyber truck icon.
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Or a blue heart flanked by two lightning bolts ⚡️💙⚡️

Señora Airi said:
I'll admit I alog, and it's for a "muh children" reason. But the kids are either starting their most hormonal phase of life or about to, where they feel the mosr weird and insecure, and the mother is more concerned with having sex with or fantasizing having sex with strange men, none of whom are raising them. They are being set up for failure, and there's nothing we can really do to stop it. It is as if we are Cassandra.
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Honestly, yeah. I think you hit the nail on the head as to what makes her uniquely awful. It’s the insufferable self-important attitude combined with the fact she’s genuinely gross.
 
Hypocricy.

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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Ellen initiates the creampie by wrapping her thighs around the guy. The guy does not protest to this...
Now, if I were in the same situation and the girl informed me that she's not on a pill and that I am to "take a shot", and then proceeded to change her mind and instead leg lock me into impregnating her, I'd be pretty fucking scared. Especially with the order being instantly contradicted...i find it likely that this version of the comic does not contain Ellen informing the Painter about not being on birth control and instead has her get the guy to impregnate her, because of YOLO.
Remember, this is not her husband doing this, the husband has no permission to cum inside her, it's a complete rando that...I was to say she only gonna see once in her entire life, but...
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ellen has a breeding's fetish and it is an abuser with his couples.
terrifying..............
 
While @Zeus Blue Thunder is a turbo sperg, he does make several good points. Ellen obviously has boundary issues when it comes to fucking random men, but it is interesting that in not one comic has she ever drawn Jeff cumming in her, which supposedly created her kids, just very odd. She does draw Jeff doing things sexually to her, I see this going one of two ways: 1. This is some sort of cucking or orgasm denial fetish, the latter of which we have seen in her hater rape comic. 2. Possibly some sort of bizarro way of not showing something "sacred" to her audience, which is incredibly misguided but still, Ellen is not known for her intelligence or making sense.

I will say, Zeus said there was a "cuck chair" in Ellen and husband's room. While it is possible Ellen and Jeff use it as a cuck chair, in all likelihood I'm just gonna go with Ocham's Razor and say it's a place to sit or put laundry or belongings. Kind of a joke amongst women that all the laundry goes on the chair, so not necessarily is the chair used for more nefarious purposes, but I can easily see it.

The house painter thing is fucking disturbing though given it actually fucking happened. Mind you, I doubt Ellen's wet dream of fucking some hot house painter came true, though I could see her masturbating in the open in attempts to lure him to do so, but the fact that she possibly based her comic on some random guy is just plain gross. You don't do that to someone, you don't put them in a comic as an OC or something fucking dumb like that, you're asking for trouble at that point, but we all know Ellen isn't exactly the brightest in the bunch.

As other Kiwis have pointed out, sadly her daughter is probably aware of her slutty shit, which is horrifying, but oddly a relief as she doesn't have to find out through a stray Google search or a bully shoving it in her face. Still, poor Liz, I hope she finds a good therapist and is able to tackle the issues her narcissistic and whore of a mother has given her to grapple with.
 
De-Sexing Stick said:
Ellen obviously has boundary issues when it comes to fucking random men, but it is interesting that in not one comic has she ever drawn Jeff cumming in her, which supposedly created her kids, just very odd
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Or she just likes to get cummed *on* instead of being cummed *in*.

How many pages is this about her cummed on roast beef? Ugh.
 
Run Escape said:
Or she just likes to get cummed *on* instead of being cummed *in*.

How many pages is this about her cummed on roast beef? Ugh.
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The comics depict both equally. Since most of her output is just her thinly veiled sexual fantasies and self praise, as well as the pregnancy alt, I suspect she does have a creampie kink.
 
Run Escape said:
The absolute state of the internet when cumming inside a woman is a *kink*.
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AnOminous said:
It is completely current year that the literal only reason sex even exists is now considered a "kink."
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Should have specified "creampie with intention of impregnation/asserting dominance", which is a kink, esepcially if she's not on birth control. A lot of people have that, due to biology, but only follow up on it when they want to actually concieve a child. If she actually has sex with all her bulls without protection...then it becomes a problem...
 
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