🎭 Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[BrunoMattei]

 

[The Iconoclast]

Hope those rednecks go to fucking prison and rot and get abused.

Don't drop the soap, Mike.

 

[tehpope]

How's the "archiving his videos" thing coming along? Because we need to archive ALL of his shitty vids, if we can, as evidence of this family's crimes, after all.
Honestly, there's gotta be a way to do it for an entire Youtube page with working links to the actual vids - I'm not having much success in finding such a method, so far.

Got around 30gb of stuff. Working on getting uploaded to the cloud.

 

[The Grimace]

Mike's laugh is so grating honestly.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

Don't drop the soap, Mike.

*Mike feels a hand grab him from behind in the shower room*
*A warm breath whispers into his ear as he stares blankly in terror*
"It's Just a Prank Bro"

The last lie his virgin mind would know.

 

[Shokew]

Got around 30gb of stuff. Working on getting uploaded to the cloud.

Good job finding a way to do this - I'm just sorry it's so much space, honestly.

 

[The Iconoclast]

his virgin mind

It's funny because his wife is almost like a Tumblr landwhale.

 

[captn_kettle]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IP4F4p_fDrM

Lol at recruiting steve-o on this video. Despite him only doing stupid fucking shit, he is hugely famous because of the jackass hype.

This isn't your run of the mill boogie or PD, this is someone well known even if you've never touched YouTube.

Let's see how this works out for mike.

 

[The Iconoclast]

Let's see how this works out for mike.

"We're tryna live normal lives, but all of these people keep bullying us!"

Complaining about people "bullying" you for your shitty behavior... Sound familiar?

 

[captn_kettle]

"We're tryna live normal lives, but all of these people keep bullying us!"

Complaining about people "bullying" you for your shitty behavior... Sound familiar?

Fuck that's a blast from the past.

Didn't they close for good? Or did they open back up again?

 

[Lyssa]

They made all of their videos private. I think poor Daddy finally realised he is in DEEP shit, and nothing is going to help him anymore. Even KEEM admitted that Mike should have his kids taken away after seeing the clip of the little girl being slapped by her brother. The only people who try to defend him now are 9-13 years old twats from his fanbase.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

This man needs to be put back onto the main lolcow board. His tism is escalating.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

That feel when even Keemstar thinks you're a douche.

 

[The Iconoclast]

That feel when even Keemstar thinks you're a douche.

Doesn't he hate everyone who talks shit about him though? Even if it's a little?

Or are you referring to when he's unprovoked? (assuming that actually happens...?)

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

Don't know what good privating the videos is going to do at this point; everyone has them backed up. They're fucked.

 

[The Grimace]

Anyone have an archive of the "cody gets put up for adoption" one?

 

[princess13456789]

Don't know what good privating the videos is going to do at this point; everyone has them backed up. They're fucked.

People are already reuploading it. I have my copy on MediaFire as well.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

I'm wondering why they said doing a "Divorce Prank" was going too far and would hurt the kids with abandonment issues, but doing an "You're getting put up for adoption" prank is ok.

If you'll permit my amateur psychoanalysis...
It's because Michael and Heather are Grade-A narcissists. They perceive the image of them getting divorced as something far more horrific to the children than adoption because, well, Michael and Heather are just so fucking wonderful, and if those two champs were to suddenly split, how would anyone function? Would the sun ever rise again? As Emily Dickinson once wrote, Will there really be a morning?

But putting the kids up for adoption? Yeah. Fuck 'em.

 

[captn_kettle]

Told you the fallout of having steve-o pair up with H3H3 wouldn't work out for mike.

The only video left online now is his "family destroyed" video. The rest have vanished.

Semper fi for everyone who backed up their videos.

Edit: sniped by @Lyssa

 

[princess13456789]

Does anyone know the contact of the mother? She really needs to know so she can get the police and get them out of abusing dick you call Mike and his fat wife.