🎭 Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 1,128 69.5%
  • Jake

    Votes: 381 23.5%
  • Ryan

    Votes: 43 2.6%
  • Alex

    Votes: 31 1.9%
  • Emma

    Votes: 41 2.5%

  • Total voters
    1,624
Shit they're excited about the weaponized autism of 4chan getting involved
You got our weaponized autism, you got twitter's weaponized autism, you got Youtube's weaponized autism, and now, you got the big daddy autism super power fighting the battle as well.

Good. This is gonna be fuckin lit.
 
YellowPages listing for their "company":

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If you can't see the picture, the phone number is listed as: (301) 798-3517
https://www.yellowpages.com/ijamsville-md/mip/daddyofive-533505008 (http://archive.is/eguTW)
 
There ain't nothing funny about this, nor will there ever be. Someone really needs to find these 5 kids another place to live - this ain't no way to ever grow up.

Also, I hope each and every one of these vids are archived - anything to lead to IRL Peter Griffin here being put on trial someday.
 
Sorry, but I thought that the description of a lolcow (and even horrorcows are a subset of them) is as follows:

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

There is nothing funny about these people, this is just awful. People like Andrew Peter Carlson and Lucas Werner are bad human beings who do bad things but their insanity and antics are still hilarious. I can't find any amusement in this thread whatsoever and I don't seem to be in the minority there, to say the least...this is just straight up a bunch of videos of child abuse.
 
Michael lay in the stiff bed provided to him by the nursing home. He hadn't seen any of his children in years, and now spent his days in the uncomfortable bed, totally alone. One day, out of the blue, Cody came to visit. Cody said that he had forgiven Michael for all the abuse, for everything he'd done, for all the tears shed. Just as Michael began to smile for the first time in years, Cody shook his head and said; "It's just a prank bro," before leaving the room.
 
They're just rough-housing around like any normal family and the only people offended by this are ivory-tower liberals who've never set foot in the real world. It's amazing how much seething hatred and contempt you people have for the working class.
Ya we should wait until after people maliciously report him to CPA despite their family doing nothing wrong.

Even by your standards you are trying way too hard to be an edgelord here.
 
Will this backfire on the kids (Cody especially), or will they be too afraid to do anything since the spotlight is on them right now?
 
I found that video of Cody being kicked
Really nigga? Condoms?


Edit: sorry should've spoilered
 
Being an idiot and doing stupid shit is one thing, weird fetishes is another.

But abusing children? That is where you cross the line.

He's not a lolcow, he's a monster.
 
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