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[Fungible penis]

Honkin' hon fumigates a 'shared queer space'.

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3 months ago we got a new housemate and are now dealing with this super awkward situation with her. Like, a week after she moved in, I started noticing this sOur and stale smell coming from her room whenever she'd open the door. My room's right across from hers, so basically getting hit with the full force of it. usually avoid commenting on personal stuff unless it's something they can fix in like 5 mins, but this smell's gotten so bad it's filling the entire passageway.

Even our guests are noticing it. And honestly, she kinda smells like that all the time, like her body's got this same kinda of scent that just fills the room. It's super concerning, especialy since our other housemate has had to applying essential oils to his wrists and sniffing that just to cope with being in the same room as her. The thing is that isa sensitive topic for many reasons and she is in a vulnerable place as she just came to our queer house share after being outed as trans and running away from home, so it's a super sensitive topic. I'm wondering if it's maybe some medical thing, but seriously, how does one even bring this up with her?

Like, it's obviously personal, but it's also affecting the whole household now. And I've never seen her do laundry, which doesn't help. I'm working from home, so I've seen everyone's comings and goings, and she's never done a load of washing. How doI navigate this convo without being super insensitive?

 

[CTR Operative]

It feels like it echoes a lot of the gay community’s disgust with pussy.

no fucking shit lmao

 

[Gondolindrim]

Trans men are real men, but ...

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Ever since she started passing ... I wonder.

It's all about policing what people think and talk about. This woman transitionted to a man and still wants to control what men say.

A bunch of pooner's are mad that gay men have no interest in dating them, and don't realize the "gay" men dating them are saying it to use them.

Trannies believe they're entitled to sex with people who are utterly unattracted to them.

 

[Waffle Iron]

He stated that he feels that he would have an adverse reaction to a vagina being “slimy” and that he is concerned about the texture.

Wouldn't taking it up the ass be very gender affirming? Rather pathetic how they constantly talk about how they're real men, but when they have sex like a man it is all "put it in my bonus hole". Maybe one of the fujos can correct me, but pretty sure yaoi doesn't involve any vaginas.

 

[Requine.]

Honkin' hon fumigates a 'shared queer space'.

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Spoiler: Texty

3 months ago we got a new housemate and are now dealing with this super awkward situation with her. Like, a week after she moved in, I started noticing this sOur and stale smell coming from her room whenever she'd open the door. My room's right across from hers, so basically getting hit with the full force of it. usually avoid commenting on personal stuff unless it's something they can fix in like 5 mins, but this smell's gotten so bad it's filling the entire passageway.

Even our guests are noticing it. And honestly, she kinda smells like that all the time, like her body's got this same kinda of scent that just fills the room. It's super concerning, especialy since our other housemate has had to applying essential oils to his wrists and sniffing that just to cope with being in the same room as her. The thing is that isa sensitive topic for many reasons and she is in a vulnerable place as she just came to our queer house share after being outed as trans and running away from home, so it's a super sensitive topic. I'm wondering if it's maybe some medical thing, but seriously, how does one even bring this up with her?

Like, it's obviously personal, but it's also affecting the whole household now. And I've never seen her do laundry, which doesn't help. I'm working from home, so I've seen everyone's comings and goings, and she's never done a load of washing. How doI navigate this convo without being super insensitive?

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I almost want to give the benefit of the doubt and say this kind of sounds like fish odor syndrome if it's always a similar foul scent. A genetic thing. They can't break down a certain compound, so it gets released by breath, sweat, urine, ext, in its pure for instead and they always stink up everything to shit.

But then the no laundry thing, there's no excuse for that one. People with this syndrome usually over compensate and take too many showers and go through clean clothes like no one's business. This bitch is just dirty as hell.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Honkin' hon fumigates a 'shared queer space'.

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Spoiler: Texty

3 months ago we got a new housemate and are now dealing with this super awkward situation with her. Like, a week after she moved in, I started noticing this sOur and stale smell coming from her room whenever she'd open the door. My room's right across from hers, so basically getting hit with the full force of it. usually avoid commenting on personal stuff unless it's something they can fix in like 5 mins, but this smell's gotten so bad it's filling the entire passageway.

Even our guests are noticing it. And honestly, she kinda smells like that all the time, like her body's got this same kinda of scent that just fills the room. It's super concerning, especialy since our other housemate has had to applying essential oils to his wrists and sniffing that just to cope with being in the same room as her. The thing is that isa sensitive topic for many reasons and she is in a vulnerable place as she just came to our queer house share after being outed as trans and running away from home, so it's a super sensitive topic. I'm wondering if it's maybe some medical thing, but seriously, how does one even bring this up with her?

Like, it's obviously personal, but it's also affecting the whole household now. And I've never seen her do laundry, which doesn't help. I'm working from home, so I've seen everyone's comings and goings, and she's never done a load of washing. How doI navigate this convo without being super insensitive?

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THIS IS GOLD

Queer house share sounds like a nightmare

Talking about dude like he fled Syria or Gaza or Crimea. He’s 30. He moved out!

A) How much y’all wanna bet he has a piss drawer?
B) This chick is about to do his laundry for him!!!!!! C’mon ladies doods!!! No!!!!

“Other housemate has to go apply essential oil to his wrists* x to doubt

Troons realizing that other troons are homeless for a reason is a very funny genre, ngl.

Which one of you posted this?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I almost want to give the benefit of the doubt and say this kind of sounds like fish odor syndrome if it's always a similar foul scent. A genetic thing. They can't break down a certain compound, so it gets released by breath, sweat, urine, ext, in its pure for instead and they always stink up everything to shit.

I'm going to guess autistic coomer that just isn't showering and doing laundry.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I'm going to guess autistic coomer that just isn't showering and doing laundry.

There's so much body odor talk... it's almost overwhelming.

For instance, asking if testosterone can cause a fishy odor, because everyone makes jokes about how men smell like fish.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1icdazl/can_testosterone_cause_severe_bad_fishy_odor/

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Can testosterone cause severe bad fishy odor?Advice
3 points 4 comments submitted 5 months ago by ranolivor to r/ftm
I’m praying that isn’t the case. I’ve been having a really strong bad odor the past few months. I can smell it through my clothes. Boric acid helps but the second I don’t use it the smell comes back. I saw a GYN nurse practitioner and got swabbed and put on Metronidazole and Fluconazole. She just called me back and i’m NEGATIVE for any kind of bacteria or yeast and she has no idea what could be causing it! Any ideas! The meds didn’t help either. I need help I can’t live like this.

Then there is body odor dysphoria...

https://old.reddit.com/r/FTMOver30/comments/11kslpq/anyone_experience_any_body_odor_dysphoria/

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Anyone experience any body odor dysphoria?
25 points 21 comments submitted 2 years ago by Sovereign_of_Slay to r/FTMOver30
Prior to starting T, did anyone absolutely hate the smell of their own body? Around the time of natal puberty, I started to feel like I smelled awful and have been plagued by this. Like not as a result of poor hygiene, but my natural smell seemed atrocious and I was extremely self conscious. After starting T (about 1 month ago), after about the second week, I realized that while I wasn’t fully improved, I smelled less disgusting to myself. I just wanted to see if anyone else out there had a similar experience.

I do like this pooner.

https://old.reddit.com/r/FTMventing/comments/1m3rbey/normalize_showeringgg/

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Normalize SHOWERINGGGGeneral
97 points 103 comments submitted 3 days ago by 2scared2share to r/FTMventing

Oh my god…. Can we PLEAAASEEEE stop acting like as soon as you get on T you just smell like hot ass served on a sunny day and there’s NOTHING you can do about it….

Oh my fucking god Hi… gymbro over 1 year on T here. Never have I EVER smelled like sewer cock NO WHERE along my journey. Now… there WAS a period of time where I sweated a bit more than usual. I sweat like crazy now,, however because I use idk…. Deodorant? Like some shit with some aluminum in it.

I don’t stink.

Same with soap….. I haven’t changed my soap,, however I have experimented with stronger scents etc etc to see what matches my regular body odor (pre/post T) and the weather + my lotions and colognes etc.

Moral of the story is bruh HRT doesn’t just make you reek

If you aren’t taking proper care of your body and washing up properly then yes you ARE gonna smell absolutely foul bruh

Please take care of that coochie kings. PLEAAASEEE learn abt things like atrophy and also regular coochie things like bacterial vaginosis, UTiS, etc etc etc.

The next t boy I come across that smells like a 3month old onion boil left in the sun accompanied by dirty jockstraps and pure FEET… I might actually commit a crime…….

 

[ProximityThrill]

Mods on r/MtF dare to even vaguely claim that DIY troonshine might not be medically safe and gets rounded on by the top comment, quickly backtracking.

 

[graywolf88]

They're called "stinkditches" for a reason.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Man, i used to like watchmen. But every since that tranny fag did the watchmen Dr manhatten thing for his video for coming out (as a degenerate pervert) everyone thinks they can do a Dr manhatten slide really if their coming out and memories.

I mean Dr Manhattans story culminates with him lying to the world and covering up atrocities for the sake of fake unity and happiness, along with him murdering the right wing objectivist character to prevent him from telling the truth.

Sounds pretty troon-coded to me.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

He stated that he feels that he would have an adverse reaction to a vagina being “slimy” and that he is concerned about the texture.

I always found this funny as shit even when I dating guys. Like what the fuck are you talking about. YOU HAVE SEX WITH ASSHOLES?????? You put your penis where the shit is? You cover your cock with lube too, it should feel 'slimy'? It's genuinely amazing how many gay guys say vaginas are gross and then will go on to use enemas to make sure they don't fucking shit themselves during sex. Yea vaginal sex is so gross and vaginas are slimy, anyway here's the towel collection I have and I put under me when having sex because it is almost inevitable that some lube will mix with the shit and I will leak slimy pseudo diarrhea onto my bed so I use this towel to stop it staining my mattress. Oh yea and here's the air fresheners and candles I use so my room doesn't stink of actual human feces afterwards. Idk maybe sex is gross just in general? It's always going to be gross no matter what you do but pretending that playing whack a mole with yesterday's dinner is any less gross than what people have been successfully doing for millions of years without throwing up is maybe fucking retarded?

 

[Magic Pickle]

Yea vaginal sex is so gross and vaginas are slimy, anyway here's the towel collection I have and I put under me when having sex because it is almost inevitable that some lube will mix with the shit and I will leak slimy pseudo diarrhea onto my bed so I use this towel to stop it staining my mattress.

Another day on Kiwi Farms, another day I regret crawling from the primordial soup and becoming literate. Cheers, mate!

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Spit brothers: while out and about in the finest of feminine fashions, a tranny is accosted by some young boys who proceed to hock sick loogeys at him for being a degenerate in public. His fellow hons are downright litigious in the comments section, with some saying that OP should attempt to take the children to court for assault.
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A child spit on me for wearing a skirt​

For context I don’t pass very well so I’m sadly easily a target for anyone against trans people. This is usually not a problem, I consider myself very lucky to live where I live, but sometimes you have unfortunate run-ins like today.I was taking a walk when two children drove past me on an electric scooter then turned around and spit on me just to turn around again to drive on their way.
It always surprises me the lengths people can go to be cruel or “prove a point”, I mean they deliberately turned around just to spit on me, it also becomes very complicated since they are children. They probably got the impression from their parents or the internet so I feel like I can’t entirely fault the children but also spitting on anyone should be like something everyone gets taught not to do.
Anyways, I couldn’t get this off of my mind so I thought I’d try to post about it :3

Peter Poon: a girl on the cusp of womanhood has literal nightmares about her younger brother hitting puberty and becoming a man; her jealousy towards him is so chaotic and all-consuming she fears she may have to move out, lest she mistreat him out of envy.
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My brother will hit puberty soon and I am scared.​

I don't really know what to do. I don't know. I will turn 19 in 3 days. And I don't want to, I turned 18 already as a girl and it was horrible. I wanted to be an adult at least as me but no.
One of my little brothers is 12. He is starting to have pimples and all. I am so scared that he will hit puberty soon because I am so jealous. I'm scared hat I will get cold towards him, I legit think I have to move out. I don't know how to deal with that. I want to be a boy too. And my trans friend can start T soon too even though he came out later than me. I am scared, I don't want him to get into puberty, I know it's rude but why couldn't he be the girl and I the boy? And my mum is very against hrt and everything and I'm scared that I will die before I can ever be a boy, I am so scared, thinking about my brother being able to go through male puberty and become a young man makes me start to panic. Please help I don't know what to do. I don't wanna get older, I want to be a boy now, right now, not wait for years to maybe get a therapy place and maybe be able to have HRT. And I am scared because I want to join the army in about 2 years I am still working on my anxiety right now but I am scared that I can't become a boy until then and then I either rave to find another job first and wait even longer on my dream job or I have to get my dream job as a girl and I don't want that, I hate that. I have no idea what I am supposed to do once he hits puberty, I am literally having nightmares about it. Please I need help, advice, anything at all, please.

A TiF expresses mournful betrayal that she was dumb enough to believe that she could somehow look like a biological male at literally any fucking point during her life. Yes, you read that right: she sincerely believed that the second she turned 18 - as if it's some sort of fairytale - that she could reverse everything and look "just like a cis man." Rather than realizing she's one of the dumber monkeys in the troon troop, she pulls a troon classic and dodges responsibility by blaming both doctors as well as fellow pooners for misleading her.
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Feel lied to by medical profession/vent​

I was told there was nothing they could do for me medically until I turned 18. This did not change even when my mental health continued to deteriorate severely and rapidly as I progressed through puberty. I coped decently well for a few years, since I could still pass, then when I couldn't anymore I became was severely mentally ill and dysphoric from about 15 years old until I transitioned as an adult.
Even by people in the trans community, I was also lied to about transition. People told me that because I had already started puberty, there would be no difference in results no matter what age I transitioned whether at 14 vs 18 vs 25. Which is obviously untrue, but I believed it at the time because I was naive and because I wanted to believe I was doing everything I could, and also that this was all temporary. That there was a light at the end of the tunnel, that my puberty would be fully reversible and as much as I was severely dysphoric and suicidal in the moment, when I turned 18 I could undo all of it and look just like a normal cis man. I thought I would be able to get taller on T as an adult, that I could shrink my hip bones back to how they were before, that I would be able to get a normal skull size and body proportions, because I did not understand what estrogen does and that many of its effects are irreversible.
Even if puberty were reversible, it would be cruel and unnecessary to make trans people go through the wrong puberty. But it isn't even reversible, not most of it. Right now all you can do is add, not subtract. Which can be enough to pass if you're lucky (some people are just fucked though), but even for those who are relatively lucky, you usually end up a bit uncanny because your base skeleton is wrong.
Transition/HRT after natal puberty is a huge compromise. Don't get me wrong, I am infinitely grateful for it. It has improved my dysphoria massively and made my life infinitely better in so many ways. But why are we expected to accept so many compromises? We are expected to suffer through the wrong puberty, to accept that we will never have the body we could have had if we had been allowed to transition when we wanted to, and to endure dysphoria and discrimination for the rest of our lives because of our bodies, Why is the dysphoria of detransitioners seen as a tragedy, while the dysphoria of trans people who were not allowed to access blockers seen as a matter of course?
Our mental health, lives, and experiences not seen as important in the way that cis people's are, and that is so frustrating.

Obviously, the last poster upset the older FTMs in her vicinity, which lead to another one making this pathetic, whiny post admitting that children upset her and that she wants sympathy from other later-in-life transitioners. Troons 'n' poons seem especially fixated on youth, specifically on experiencing a youth that was never theirs to live through (think of how many MTFs obsess over teenage girls - ew!); just another way that they are deeply stunted in development and therefore should not be eligible for major, irreversible surgeries.
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Just a gentle reminder to younger trans guys regarding how you talk about age...​

I want to preface this by saying that I'm not telling anyone what they should or shouldn't say, I'm just letting people know how it can feel to be on the other end of reading this kind of thing. I certainly don't want anyone to feel attacked by this post.
That being said, it really fucks me up to see literal teens (even children in some cases) talking about how time is running out (or sometimes already has run out) for them to start transitioning; I know I, as a grown man, shouldn't be bothered by what kids are saying, but I'm already really sensitive about the topic of age and have a lot of very painful dysphoria as someone still waiting to start T, let alone any other stage of transition.
For context: I'm 28 and when I say I'm sensitive about my age, I want to be clear that I'm not suggesting that I think I'm really old, it's just that I'm grieving both the loss of a male youth and also the loss of my entire 20s as someone who is autistic and was completely socially isolated for all of that time. This is the main reason why it's so painful for me to see kids and teens, who still have their 20s ahead of them, talking about it being too late for them; it feels like they're confirming that I've already missed out on the only part of my life that matters.
Does anyone else my age or older ever feel this way or am I just being especially sensitive? I'd love to hear other people's thoughts and experiences.

 

[Syikeblade]

Seems to say a lot about how tifs see twinks

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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Pooner complaining about "words still have a meaning". You couldn't make this up.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I always found this funny as shit even when I dating guys. Like what the fuck are you talking about. YOU HAVE SEX WITH ASSHOLES?????? You put your penis where the shit is? You cover your cock with lube too, it should feel 'slimy'? It's genuinely amazing how many gay guys say vaginas are gross and then will go on to use enemas to make sure they don't fucking shit themselves during sex. Yea vaginal sex is so gross and vaginas are slimy, anyway here's the towel collection I have and I put under me when having sex because it is almost inevitable that some lube will mix with the shit and I will leak slimy pseudo diarrhea onto my bed so I use this towel to stop it staining my mattress. Oh yea and here's the air fresheners and candles I use so my room doesn't stink of actual human feces afterwards. Idk maybe sex is gross just in general? It's always going to be gross no matter what you do but pretending that playing whack a mole with yesterday's dinner is any less gross than what people have been successfully doing for millions of years without throwing up is maybe fucking retarded?

It doesn’t make any sense but I don’t know why these people want to force everyone into fucking them at gunpoint. Innate or not, why do you want to force yourself on someone who would be immediately disgusted by your body? Like what satisfaction would that bring you if you’re not a total sociopath? Surely a gentle verbal rejection is better for your “dysphoria” than someone throwing up after seeing your genitals…right?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I am scared because I want to join the army in about 2 years

Anyone want to tell her the bad news?

 

[Syikeblade]

It doesn’t make any sense but I don’t know why these people want to force everyone into fucking them at gunpoint. Innate or not, why do you want to force yourself on someone who would be immediately disgusted by your body? Like what satisfaction would that bring you if you’re not a total sociopath? Surely a gentle verbal rejection is better for your “dysphoria” than someone throwing up after seeing your genitals…right?

Exactly that their sociopaths and narcissistic perverts, they get aroused having sexual power over people.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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A tranny is yet again posing the right question to the wrong people. This is something that gets asked semi-regularly in these subreddits and I've written lengthy answers to it previously, so I'll spare you the repetition.

I will say though that asking the very specific minority group to which you belong why said group is widely despised is tantamount to someone marking their own homework. The responses consist of the usual buzzword-laden pseudoscientific strawman horseshit that routinely gets trotted out in response to this line of questioning, as those asking clearly do not actually want to know the answer- they just want to hear some reassuring nonsense that doesn't force a mirror in front of them that causes them to do any sort of uncomfortable introspection. "They hate us because they're evil and we're good" is a far easier pill to swallow than "they hate us because we're all degenerate authoritarian cunts".

To address the other points made, we're not 'joking' about "trans children" who kill themselves- the only ones downplaying and making light of that sort of thing are trannies themselves (at least on the rare occasion they actually admit that children are being transitioned in the first place). Also the claim that 'I hate people who hate people' is so retarded and lacking in self-awareness on its face that any interrogation of it would be necessarily patronizing.

 

[Stan]

Another day on Kiwi Farms, another day I regret crawling from the primordial soup and becoming literate. Cheers, mate!

I'm going to prescribe running your brain through at least three piscines, which is a cocktail of equal parts ice and sparkling wine.