DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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Need Help With Tips said:
He really is one of the most toxic streamers, for how much DSP is Mr-Pahsitive-No-Drama. I've never seen anyone be as mad about trivial shit all of the time like he is. Always has something or someone to call a failure and an idiot.
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Phil could never make it through a stream without calling someone or something dumb/stupid/idiot/dunce/moron/retard. It's part of his DNA as a miserable fuck to always be talking down to someone he thinks is below him. The day Phil goes through a stream without using any of those words will be the first. He's too negative and bitter and his vocabulary is too limited.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
The dented LARPers should try getting Phail to try and pronounce more Italian food names or Italian loan words, like concerto.
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We all know he'd pronounce it KHAN-CHAIR-TOE and act all smug about it.

I still don't get why this American pig calls himself Italian. He doesn't speak the language, has no idea what Italian culture is like, doesn't have the nationality and has never been there.

I really hope one day he visits Italy and is surprised by the size of espressos or goes on a rant about Napolitano pizza not being authentic pizzas (Napoli is considered the birthing place of pizzas)

I'd be interested hearing his take on north vs south rivalry, or about which football team he supports. If he calls himself Italian I'm sure he can talk about that.
 
EmpGulcasa said:
Motherfucker talks down to a dent about how to pronounce minestrone like he knows better despite being fucking wrong.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gpm6WE2M9aA:204
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"No it wasn't can minestrone, it was premade straight from the store." Like honestly, what's the fucking difference at that point? It's still cheap slop with a high price slapped on it and most likely taste shit anyways.
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
I really hope one day he visits Italy and is surprised by the size of espressos or goes on a rant about Napolitano pizza not being authentic pizzas (Napoli is considered the birthing place of pizzas)
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It'll be like the episode of Sopranos when the guys went to Italy for the first time.
 
The funny part of the current money-buff, is the high chance of DSP doing something extra stupid soon. It always happens when he thinks he's some kind of successful entrepreneur and gets way too cocky because literally four sad and lonely individuals have nothing else in their life to spend their money on.

It's only a matter of time.
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
I still don't get why this American pig calls himself Italian. He doesn't speak the language, has no idea what Italian culture is like, doesn't have the nationality and has never been there.
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Funnily enough, the way he pronounces it, minne-strown, is how Germans and Austrians pronounce it. And as we all know from the Sopranos, Germans are classless pieces of shit.
 
Whaler said:
It'll be like the episode of Sopranos when the guys went to Italy for the first time.
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I really think that the Sopranos is ultimately the reason why Phil wants to call himself Italian. It was extremely popular when Phil was in his 20s and also took place in New England (one of the guys Tony is based off of is actually based in Danbury CT), so Phil saw it as a way to hook onto and elevate his coolness cheaply.

I can see someone vaguely Italian and desperate to be cool looking at Tony Soprano and uncritically deciding that's the kind of guy they want to be. What's kind of funny is that Phil shares a lot of Tony's more embarrassing shortcomings, so I guess he achieved his goal accidentally.
 
Eekum Bokum said:
That's every fanbase and every company.
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True but the dude I was replying to was talking about Nintendo fans. DSP is not going to alienate anyone he hasn't already by shitting on any game at this point, no matter which brand of bing bing wahoo catches King Snake's ire next. Aside from the autists that specifically show up to pay for shit like Minecraft or Truck Sim, I don't think any of his whales even care about the games he plays. The only one who thinks it matters is Phil itself because that shifts blame for low donations away from his own failure to entertain.

fresh pair of socks said:
RIP Ozzy.

Or as Phil sensitively put it, 'What good timing."
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Let's hope none of his savegames get wiped today.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil sees himself as a tough mafia boss, and hates his Polish heritage.
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Phil is deeply Italian, and his on record sole basis for this claim is that his mom made spaghetti and meatballs growing up (she made American food, Italian food and Polish food according to Phil, which to Phil means he is American, Italian and Polish). So I mean, literally no American mothers cook Italian food, its not like its the most common form of ethnic food in the NorthEast US or anything.

My German, Irish mother probably made spaghetti and meatballs, lasanga, baked ziti, chicken parm, etc. as much if not more than Linda ever did.

Phil just is an actual, pathetic NPD and grew up in an area where "tough guys" (who weren't black/hispanic) were Italians. To Phil, Polish = stupid and Italian = tough, so he chooses to claim some form of Italian heritage, regardless of the fact every time he does so he is wrong about it and essentially proves he has no Italian heritage to speak of.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Phil just is an actual, pathetic NPD and grew up in an area where "tough guys" (who weren't black/hispanic) were Italians. To Phil, Polish = stupid and Italian = tough, so he chooses to claim some form of Italian heritage, regardless of the fact every time he does so he is wrong about it and essentially proves he has no Italian heritage to speak of.
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Everyone who's white on the East coast does that though. They're all Italian, everyone in Chicago's Polish, everyone in Ohio's German. If you sit him down he understands that he's not Italian, but that understanding isn't powerful enough to overcome the culture he was born into. Authentic Italian Pizza just means it's authentic to Connecticut not Italy. He knows Italians eat squid and not spaghetti with marinara and meatballs.
 
Just saw this random FB post recommended to me on my normie profile.

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Most of the commentaries are what you would expect. Several references to the incident, him being “the guy” and his incessant begging.
 
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