🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,576 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,613
ahahah, i just watched CJ's fridgegate shorts video - amazing, jason is single-handedly destroying his own reputation and source of income by insecurity

i hope this trend of -10k subs/day keeps up for at least one more month, he deserves it
 
Poteto said:
I think his dad may have unwittingly reinforced or increase to the odds of his son becoming a narcissist by naming him after a God that a lot of people regard as really cool and
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I'm gonna stop you right there. His dad didn't name him after any god. His dad names him Jason. You're gonna have a blast reading the thread.
Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
You realized she was hot? JK. OF is cringe. Still, @boing boing is my thread GOAT.
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She has my gratitude for airing out Mald's dirty laundry but she does not have my respect on account of being an OF whore.
StacticShock said:
you seem to not have been tipped off when the first OF whore joined blizzard, i just want funny mald stories but her profile messages mention some other coworker that has more stuff to tell but he doesn't seem to be interested in joining the farms, shame.
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🌈 Here's to hoping he changes his mind and joins us to share more embarrasing stories about Mald.
 
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Similar ban total as yesterday. If Mald's Jannies hold this pace, they'll ban ~5k additional people by the end of July.
 
cumster said:
amazing, jason is single-handedly destroying his own reputation and source of income by insecurity
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And what's funny is how easy it could've been to salvage it. It would've been practically a speedrun and I feel like for most it would've worked.
His voice? Say it's a radio voice meant to be pleasant to his viewers.
The WoW stuff? Say you froze up, misunderstood the call and couldn't handle the pressure.
The newbie he bullied? Say you got to comfortable bantering and went to far. Apologize in DMs.
Cheating in video games? Say you wanted to offer a better viewing experience to his chatters.
The nepobaby? Admit that it was a privilege whilst saying it's an offer few would refuse, especially because it was old Blizzard. Express the belief that he earned his place and was grateful for the opportunity. Add something about the current tech job market or whatever and that no one should refuse getting a job and breaking the ice(could've easily earned points from his sycophants with this statement).
The whole SKG? Say you misunderstood the movement, express disagreement with the method but approve of the main idea. Paste the links to the eu gov for his viewers to sign if they want. Can end it by saying "If it passes I hope it's properly implemented so that devs can easily comply with it".
His furry past(actually present)? Dismiss it by calling it old shit.
EVE stuff? Could probably ignore it.
His code? Explain what the jobs he held actually involved and how it didn't translate to actual game dev. Explain that he's stuck between properly remaking everything and just continuing through technical debt.
His lack of updates to the game? Explain that his current streaming opportunity is not one he can't ignore from a financial position and that the game is still being worked on.(Warning: actually has to work on the game)
The mods donating to keep the hype train going? Nothing burger. Just say it was their initiatives, not his.
Most of the above would've made the majority go "Huh, I guess that's fair, I can relate to that thinking" and leave it at that.
Easiest tard wrangling job though, God damn :story:
 
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So his game is now effectively on par with some no name flash game! Thanks kiwis, this actually made my shitty day better!
 
Sperglord666 said:
So his game is now effectively on par with some no name flash game! Thanks kiwis, this actually made my shitty day better!
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Not even the best flash games ever made took 8 years to complete. Do not compare HeartBound to Flash games, it's not on their level, it will never be on their level.
If I weren't a lazy fuck, I'd edit a flash logo on Naomi's face and HeartBound's on Nicole's. You'll just have to imagine it for yourself
 
I have retrieved Twitch clips of Maldy every month or so from 2017 to the present date. I've grabbed just Jason's vocals from each of these files, and removed any laughing, TTS donations as well. When I have some time I'll run some voice analysis software across these clips so I can graph the change in the median frequency of his voice over the past 8 years.

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