🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,083 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,575 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,611
Rekieta’s Broken Penis said:
I would too but his lack of competency doesn’t make him a swindler.
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Him choosing to do anything other than work on his game for the last 4 or so years is not a lack of competency, it's a conscious decision to not fulfill his obligation to paying customers. A decision made because in his own words, he's no longer "financially tied" to Heartbound. That's malicious.

Rekieta’s Broken Penis said:
but at this point I feel a bit sorry for the guy.
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Relinquish said:
Jason drove 4 hours, 2 hours to and 2 hours back, to meet up with an underaged girl who worked for his digital fetish shop. Now, you may be skeptical about whether the IIRC logs were forged or not, Jason himself says that it happened and nobody has even tried denying it. He met up with this minor as a ~20-year-old adult, end of story.
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I don't, but I have a rule to not feel bad for creepy pedophiles.

The ATF Disliked That said:
Looks like he just got finished injecting heroin and/or meth into himself and now is taking the ferret to the bathroom to rape it.
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I laughed, but I shouldn't have.
 
Rekieta’s Broken Penis said:
It’s this kind of moralising specifically that I find a bit much. He’s a disgusting furfag and he’s obviously a chronic liar but saying he’s a “fuckwit” who duped unsuspecting victims into funding his lifestyle is rich.

Do you feel embarrassed for buying an early access game that never got finished? I would too but his lack of competency doesn’t make him a swindler.

Do you feel embarrased for donating him money when you thought he was a cool haxor now that you know he isn’t? Nobody on twitch is as cool as they make themselves out to be. No refunds nigger.

Now the sloptubers are getting tard mad because he, God forbid, artificially inflated his subscriber count? Artificially boosting your views/subscribers is the ultimate sin to a YouTuber, because it’s how they all measure each other’s worth. But to the rest of us who aren’t YouTubers why should we even really care, other than to laugh at his vanity?
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Nigga you're just rambling.

Total Tourist Death
 
Hillbilly Slim said:
SKG is officially the 4th highest signed initiative in the EU(the IT department for the ECI has been weeding fake sigs for weeks). It would appear that video game preservation is more important than keeping animals out of cages lol.
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I think the numbers you posted at the post verifying, IIRC "one of us" was at 1.9mil before verification lowered it to 1.69. Thats also what ross meant with 250k being a good buffer, 250k out of 1.9 mil. We have WAY LESS than 1.9 mil, so its probably also going to be less than 250k bad signs.

And we still have another 10 days so hitting 1.45 mil is very likely, POSSIBLY 1.5
Rekieta’s Broken Penis said:
I would too but his lack of competency doesn’t make him a swindler.
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Its more than lack of compitency.

Like lets compare this to maybe other early access slop failures

maybe a guy gets in over his head, maybe hes not financially too successful, and then he had kids, and literally cannot spare time or money to finish it. THIS SUCKS, but you can almost empathize with his game failing, if you have kids, if the game didn't sell well anyway, and you are just trying to get by, it makes sense. If you are working a job 40 hours a week and trying to raise kids, dumping time to finish a game with no financial payoff is hard. It should be avoided, but you can understand the reasoning.

JASON however already has employees, already has huge success, has money, has plenty of resources. HE DEFINITELY has the ability to AT LEAST hire a capable coder for maybe a year, get the game ironed out and shipped. This is ABSOLUTELY pheasable to do.

He refuses however because he would RATHER keep funding his ferret "rescue" business, keep streaming, ect. And probably most importantly, getting someone else to finish it would hurt his ego

Lets also not forget the composer for heartbound made their OWN game, which is out, finished, and did well...


Its not because hes unable, hes UNWILLING.
 
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Vic Macedonia said:
Nigga you're just rambling.

Total Tourist Death
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Nigger you only posted in this thread four days before me
Hillbilly Slim said:
Him choosing to do anything other than work on his game for the last 4 or so years is not a lack of competency, it's a conscious decision to not fulfill his obligation to paying customers. A decision made because in his own words, he's no longer "financially tied" to Heartbound. That's malicious.
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They purchased early access and got early access. They didn’t pre-order a game.
 
invisibult plus+ said:
Is that the game where the enby kid runs away from his parents so he could work as a "professional friend?" Because that explains a lot about the pooner's relationship with Mald.
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yeah, it does seem really fucking gay, and weird, but it IS a finished and full game, so as much as I might want to rip on it for all that, it IS a finished product, I would never deny them that.
 
twinArmageddons said:
Oh, wow the Wikipedia is stating the True & Honest factual statements
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Read more here if you want -> https://archive.is/g2MAx
 
Rekieta’s Broken Penis said:
They purchased early access and got early access. They didn’t pre-order a game.
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That's not what early access means. But even if it was, Mald is the one who set the release schedules and repeatedly kept pushing them back, as well as lying about what was and what wasn't complete concerning the games development ("All the writing is finished" (a year later), "the coding is all done all that's left is the writing").

His broken promises and lies are the issue, not what someone's definition of early access is. Mald set the terms of the arrangement, he is under a social contract to fulfill those obligations, regardless of legal culpability or lack thereof.

If the ferret raping pedophile wanted to sell a tech demo, and have no obligation to release a full game, he should have specified as much on his kickstarter.
 
Hillbilly Slim said:
That's not what early access means. But even if it was, Mald is the one who set the release schedules and repeatedly kept pushing them back, as well as lying about what was and what wasn't complete concerning the games development ("All the writing is finished" (a year later), "the coding is all done all that's left is the writing").

His broken promises and lies are the issue, not what someone's definition of early access is. Mald set the terms of the arrangement, he is under a social contract to fulfill those obligations, regardless of legal culpability or lack thereof.

If the ferret raping pedophile wanted to sell a tech demo, and have no obligation to release a full game, He should have specified as much on his kickstarter.
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His only skill is constantly bringing up his time at Blizzard like it justifies his dogshit code and game (Bragging about a job he only got from his Dad) :story:
Archive: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Kx75EisxYqU
 
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Stoneheart said:
A year? some professional would do that in a month.
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You don't understand it's not just code it's the dialogue there are like 2^259 routes through the game and so much dialogue to write for that like if you ask for no pickles on your sandwich in chapter 1 then in chapter 3 when you get attacked your friend's dialogue changes from "you're really in a pickle now" to "this sucks..." but if you got an extra large fry as well then those two lines are instead "you're in a BIG pickle now" and "this sucks bigtime..." it takes a real artisan to write these things and give real meaning to the player's actions
 
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