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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,579 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,620
Black Willow Lurker said:
Here's some Mald lore going all the way back to his aspirations of becoming an entomologist ("research too hard" so he went to get a nepo job at Blizzard instead). Buy anyway, at around 06:30 Mald is very happy to tell us that the security company has failed (because one of the people was "a piece of shit" apparently):
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Vic Macedonia said:
What a faggot, Jason knows nothing about the field he supposedly "was so interested in and found out there's nothing you can do with entomology" (but what's new). So first, his logic doesn't make sense on the teaching avenue for his field. Any university worth their shit is going to make the instructor have at least a Master's and published research in order to be hired. This faggot really has no idea how Universities function because Professors 90% of the time are conducting their own research when they're not teaching. It's common knowledge that Unis outside of donations are getting the money to function through grants/contracts because of the work their professors are doing.

Just a heads up for next time Jason, just say you're a lazy fuck who didn't have an end goal for the major you initially enrolled for instead of doing mental gymnastics to rationalize your lack of talent.
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This autobio video has so many hidden gems. He really does say, and I quote: "I didn't know enough to be in that position, and I was a detriment to the people around me."
This simply never changed. Jason failed as a nepo baby, played Second Life for 5 years, and went back to being a nepo baby. That's the summary.

Also by GOD his explanation about teaching/research jobs [~0:18] is OMEGA RETARDED.
That was infuriating. He has the intelligence of a 10 year old.
 
Vic Macedonia said:
Just a heads up for next time Jason, just say you're a lazy fuck who didn't have an end goal for the major you initially enrolled for instead of doing mental gymnastics to rationalize your lack of talent.
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"Research jobs are incredibly rare, they're very hard to get, so that sucked, I was not a fan of that". Mald describes himself perfectly with this one line. Fucker never worked for anything he has, and never would because he's too lazy for that. This is honestly rage-inducing. What a pointless fucking waste of life this retard is.
 
COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
You're making me want to play it. I'm one of those mutants who believes art should reflect the artist, so being trapped in a demented universe where Maldy decides what morality and good behavior is sounds fun.

That's what I mean. Sometimes I want to see how much of a freak somebody is through their art.
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If that's the case, you're gonna have fun, but I recommend watching a playthrough because the game is mostly dialogue and it's extremely boring. As I said in a previous rant it's an interesting dive into Mald's mind. The game's divided into realms and each one has something about him in them, like Niflheim/Muspelheim being named after Norse Mythology because his middle name is Thor, or Animus being a town of furfags because he's one himself.

The Tower is the most telling realm, imo. Aside from being intentionally designed to waste your time, it puts Mald's mommy issues front and center. The area's boss is the protagonist's mother:

 
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Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
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"It's fine if you go after me, I don't give a fuck, I just ignore it."
Notoriously untrue and the primary reason he's in this situation.

"...now he's attacking my employees...that didn't didn't ask for that, he just has a job... leave them the fuck alone..."
Oh yes, the "employee" who happens to be Mald's friend from way back that lies about being a lawyer to bully people on the internet on behalf of his friend and runs gayops behind the scenes independent of the other mods and strokes his own ego while doing so... Khronos can eat Mald's entire ass. Insane behavior dude.

Hard to say with Khronos because who the fuck watches him but they both seem to have zero self awareness. Only literal children and retards buy their bullshit.
 
Squawking Macaw said:
If that's the case, you're gonna have fun, but I recommend watching a playthrough because the game is mostly dialogue and it's extremely boring. As I said in a previous rant it's an interesting dive into Mald's mind. The game's divided into realms and each one has something about him in them, like Niflheim/Muspelheim being named after Norse Mythology because his middle name is Thor, or Animus being a town of furfags because he's one himself.

The Tower is the most telling realm, imo. Aside from being intentionally designed to waste your time, it puts Mald's mommy issues front and center. The area's boss is the protagonist's mother:

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Animus also represents his furry (E)RP sessions.

I know the idea is that Mommy Dearest is supposed to be a subversive “anti-gaslighting” battle, provided you make the “right” choices. It’s still incredibly pathetic. It’s just “You are a bad person, you did thing!” “Noooo I did not do thing! It’s bullshit, I did not do thing, I did nahht. Oh hi Mark.”

Smithfield Ham said:
Why is everything about this man completely fake?
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He took “fake it ‘till you make it” too literally.
 
Lithos said:
So, he basically reached 1 million signatures in a single month. That really has to sting.
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In addition to that, he also lost almost a quarter million subscribers on Youtube during the last month. These are some big numbers to celebrate on or close to this malding ferret fucker's birthday.
 
Please be right. A slow agonising decay for him all the way to zero. Dump it!

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MoonState said:
In addition to that, he also lost almost a quarter million subscribers on Youtube during the last month. These are some big numbers to celebrate on or close to this malding ferret fucker's birthday.
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I guess it turns out that dedicating your life to killing games has consequences. Games will disappear forever and there is nothing you can do about it, and that's ok... ... .... ....
NO JASON, NO IT''S NOT OK! Imagine every game that gets deleted from history forever gets replaced with a game like his. Just imagine
 
Fields Of Rye said:
honestly genuine prompts to Figtree for still truckin

Like yeah, he’s truckin straight to hell of his own volition, but he trucks nevertheless.

Normally narcissistic people are glass cannons, who immediately threaten to kill themselves, but not Figtree. My nigga is unstoppable. They found the Gnomedo? Tanked it. “Roaching?” Tanked it. Freeman could bash his head in with a crowbar and he would be back the next day in his chair, still trucking.

He earned my respect, in the same way those suicidal penguins that waddle the wrong way to the sea did. Godspeed you absolute retard.
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Hes only been at it for like 5 months between wow and the current drama tho.

That's small potatoes in the grand scheme of cows. Hes still in his infancy. He hasn't endured shit yet. And I dont say that in favor of poking the cow. Its just the shit hes dealing with is a walk in the park compared to what some of the more prevalent cows here deal with. Both in terms of the shit hes being crucified for/accused of and longevity. Im not even trying to compare cows they are all cows at the end of the day its just there's cows with like nearly multiple decades of shame still going strong.

At the end of the day they are all mentally ill retards but for Thor ts like baby's first bad time on the internet. Long way to go before he can be mentioned amongst the actual lolcow roaches. For sure he may be getting it the hardest anyone ever has from a viral sense like at all once. but in terms of hardship he has experienced very little.
His code sucks.
He lies.
Hes got an ego.
He worked at blizzard.


Hasn't raped his own mom.
Isn't addicted to gambling, or crack, or a wwe mobile game.
Isn't getting jumped in public over his fat tranny loving gunt having self
Has all his teeth and dosent make his own mead or put a pizza on cash advance or livestream his white trash domestic issues.
Isn't some fat tranny drug addict retard name keffals

I mean like realistically hes very much not shit in compared to some of the more tenured creatures here.
 
petavius01 said:
Why does he always pause his music when he begins to talk? Is it so he can clip farm more effectively?
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I've not noticed this and throughout clips in this thread there's music playing while he talks. I've always guessed the music in his shorts is straight from the stream if there is music.
 
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