💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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S.C.U.D. said:
Remember: this is how Pat acts TOWARDS PEOPLE ON HIS SIDE. These people WANT to believe he isn't an asshole. And this is how he responds.
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I love how I (as his critic) have done an infinitely better job of proving his claim about FBI involvement. I have literally gone out of my way to aquire communications between FBI and MPD confirming that there is an investigation and orders from FBI to MPD to refuse to release any records relating to it. And remember I have an unfathomably more restricted access to all of that than Pat himself does.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
I love how I (as his critic) have done an infinitely better job of proving his claim about FBI involvement. I have literally gone out of my way to aquire communications between FBI and MPD confirming that there is an investigation and orders from FBI to MPD to refuse to release any records relating to it. And remember I have an unfathomably more restricted access to all of that than Pat himself does.
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And the beautiful part is that if, for some Godforsaken reason, you tried to give him this information, you would receive the childing of your life, and become keenly aware that you have condemned yourself to a life in prison.
 
Harambe said:
14th amendment was a mistake
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shit taste in worst amendments
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Useful_Mistake said:
I love how I (as his critic) have done an infinitely better job of proving his claim about FBI involvement. I have literally gone out of my way to aquire communications between FBI and MPD confirming that there is an investigation and orders from FBI to MPD to refuse to release any records relating to it. And remember I have an unfathomably more restricted access to all of that than Pat himself does.
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Are you accusing Patrick of being a fat, lazy, retarded asshole?
 
Something Awful said:
This is fascinating.
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I haven't seen this many Technicality Tomlinsons in a while. Notice how he drops the pronouns: "already did" "haven't lied about a thing" and so on. Without the pronoun, he could be (technically) talking about anyone, therefore what he's saying is true. Disgusting dishonest pig.
 
Checking in on the pests on X, and they're riffing on some hilarious vintage Patrick content that I wasn't aware of:


1) Pat doing blackface:

Pat did some stand-up comedy performance in 2013, during which he declared:
"When I was 10, for Halloween I dressed up as Geordi La Forge and went out in blackface.”​

The video of Pat saying this is still online on his own Youtube channel:

(Hat tip Meme Mike - X / GhostArchive / archive.ph)


2) Pat using cuckoldry as an insult:

On Dec 26, 2017, Pat had an outburst toward some unknown (now suspended) Twitter account, which culminated in this deranged tweet (X / GhostArchive / archive.ph):

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"Now, go play with your pop guns and present your puckered asshole to your favorite picture of Putin while you jerk your shriveled dick-clit off to the sounds of your wife getting plowed like a Nebraska cornfield by a real man, comrade.​
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I've finished humiliating you."​

That's right, Pat the Turbo Cuck projected his own deepest shame onto some social media user he likely knew nothing about.
For reference, this tweet was...
  • 6 years after Adrienne cucked and dumped him for a real man.
  • 2 months after he married Niki. (Rage-tweeting through their first Christmas as a married couple - so romantic!)
  • 9 months before Norm Eleven. (So no, the Pests tormenting him did not make him this way - he was already like this.)
The full multi-tweet outburst was as follows (and boy, could someone inclined to do a little armchair psychology have a field day with this one):
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"Not so. You claimed, falsely, that my status as a non-parent was of importance to the outcome.​
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Now you backtrack, because you are a terrible liar.​
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You also don't know enough about twitter to thread your replies.​
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The only irrelevant thing here is you.​
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What is of relevance, however, is your obvious and untreated personality disorder, and the odd, castration-centered sexual fantasies you live with, which are clearly a projection of you own internalized feelings of inadequacy and impotence.​
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Sorry kiddo. I see right through you.​
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Now, go play with your pop guns and present your puckered asshole to your favorite picture of Putin while you jerk your shriveled dick-clit off to the sounds of your wife getting plowed like a Nebraska cornfield by a real man, comrade.​
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I've finished humiliating you."​
 
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John_Smith said:
Not Just Piggy. That's a fairly common sight in older neighborhoods in that part of the US. You see it everywhere in Ohio cities.

Final sperg on Piggy's watch. It is what it is. It's not a fashion watch or a knock-off homage watch. The problems are the bracelet, which makes the watch look shittier than it is, and the obvious fact that Piggy has not sized the bracelet for his wrist. Watchmakers often save a few dollars by going cheap on the bracelet and/or clasp-- Hello, Seiko-- and that is the case here. Piggy looks to have a 6.5"-6.75" wrist, and his Festina t is too big for his wrist. He needs something in the 36mm-38mm case diameter range. At a minimum, get the bracelet sized properly. Better yet, replace it with maybe a Milanese mesh, or a black leather or nylon strap. It's not a strap monster, so I doubt any other color would work. No shame in a slender wrist, BTW. It's not something one can control, and it opens the way for one to wear some very nice vintage watches. Men's watches used to be smaller, 32mm-34mm. Those sizes on a larger wrist, say 7.25" or higher, look silly.
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I think a Rolex Explorer in steel would work for him. Classic, understated and elegant while being 'masciline'.
 
Ethics Gradient said:
I think a Rolex Explorer in steel would work for him. Classic, understated and elegant while being 'masciline'.
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Bzzt. Wrong, child. Piggy cannot afford a Rolex, any Rolex. Piggy has no 'in' with a Rolex AD anyways, no purchase history, nothing. He would be laughed out of the store if he even asked to be put on a wait list. Hell, they would not even let him in the store. No poor white trash allowed.

That, unless things have changed in the past few years. I haven't paid attention to all the bullshit that goes on with Rolex. The Explorer is a nice watch. It's not tasteless enough for Piggy. He's a Yachtmaster, gold Yachtmaster, kind of D-bag. The one with the rainbow of gems. Only it would be some sort of Temu level homage watch with cheap colored glass and a bottom of the barrel quartz movement.

I'm thinking that Piggy,if he wins any kind of money from the city, he next goes after Whiter Than Wonder Bread Jackie before Leslie or Brian. It appears that she has some money, or at least a nice house, and Piggy may have something of a case against her.

Less than a month until WorldCon. Does WTWB Jackie get our Piggy banned? I'm hoping yes, and at the last minute too.
 
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Rick's idea of empathy and viewing the world from multiple perspectives: Chinese food is good, but so is Mexican! Lasagna on every street corner!
 
Rick's a "creative", in his own mind at least, so what conservatives are 'stealing' his work?

It's going to be great when he resorts to self-publishing Tiny Tim Raped on Mars by Elon and it's over 50% AI generated.
 
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You have never struggled in your life. You are a race traitor and a cop lover. You aren’t a real nigger. You are a mutt. And you’re children aren’t black, they’re welfare anchors who will grow to hate you.
 
Something Awful said:
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Rick's idea of empathy and viewing the world from multiple perspectives: Chinese food is good, but so is Mexican! Lasagna on every street corner!
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A pineapple was considered fine art. Modern art is a joke and good artists can't make good money anymore because Deviant Artists started doing commission work for $10-20 a piece then Fivr came around and ruined it further.

Nothing you do Patrick is original, even your "Conservative" bit has been done by better people. People at least have to tell the AI what they want so it's up to that person to be as original as possible. An AI can't be told to do something on it's own, much like you. You have to be told what to think and do.
 
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