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I bet you'd also find a higher forced sex fantasy % among liberal or atheist woman vs conservative or religious women too and this normal women vs non-binary women forced sex fantasy result is due to the same phenomenon.
Either louise Perry or Mary Harrington have a theory that fantasies for violent sex are a result of women who are lacking masculine presences in their lives and so end up yearning for a twisted version of it. The fact that women in bondage sadomasochism communities are skewed highly liberal and atheist supports this.
hey are often more stereo-typically women than those that self-identify.
having violent fantasies doesn't make you more feminine. the group of females with the lowest rate of violent fantasies are probably Amish or Mormon or other religious communities that have the most differentiated gender roles (i.e. the women are the most feminine and the men are the most masculine)
 
I bet you'd also find a higher forced sex fantasy % among liberal or atheist woman vs conservative or religious women too and this normal women vs non-binary women forced sex fantasy result is due to the same phenomenon.
Either louise Perry or Mary Harrington have a theory that fantasies for violent sex are a result of women who are lacking masculine presences in their lives and so end up yearning for a twisted version of it. The fact that women in bondage sadomasochism communities are skewed highly liberal and atheist supports this.

having violent fantasies doesn't make you more feminine. the group of females with the lowest rate of violent fantasies are probably Amish or Mormon or other religious communities that have the most differentiated gender roles (i.e. the women are the most feminine and the men are the most masculine)
Clearly you've never read smut written by religious women or looked into the kind sof romances they like.

> the group of females with the lowest rate of violent fantasies are probably Amish or Mormon or other religious communities that have the most differentiated gender roles (i.e. the women are the most feminine and the men are the most masculine)

Yeah because they get it out of their system by beating the shit out of their kids regularly.
 
Every time I read a pooner complaining of dysphoria, it makes me think that they don't even know what it really is.

And god speed to all the poor fuckers that had to gestate in a pooner's toxic swamp. I'll be rooting for them at their trials after they inevitably kill their parents.
 
This is a perfect example of what’s going on in the gay community right now - trans entitlement to gay male spaces and bodies.
It's been happening for over ten years, it's just mostly been happening to lesbians, weird kids, or women in general. We have been scared, violated, and uncomfortable for a girl-dick waxing decade. We have been ostracized, fired, threatened, we have lost friends, husbands, fathers, mothers, children. We have continuously spoken up and been punished for our boldness. And in a lot of places, we still can't speak. But sorry about your somehow socially acceptable gay orgy bug chaser island, that sounds super important.

I hope Fire Island is full of fatberg titless rotdog fujos by this time next summer. And I hope you and one of the poons are wearing the same thing one night and all the actual fags notice.
 
It's been happening for over ten years, it's just mostly been happening to lesbians, weird kids, or women in general. We have been scared, violated, and uncomfortable for a girl-dick waxing decade. We have been ostracized, fired, threatened, we have lost friends, husbands, fathers, mothers, children. We have continuously spoken up and been punished for our boldness. And in a lot of places, we still can't speak. But sorry about your somehow socially acceptable gay orgy bug chaser island, that sounds super important.

I hope Fire Island is full of fatberg titless rotdog fujos by this time next summer. And I hope you and one of the poons are wearing the same thing one night and all the actual fags notice.

Response here in spoilers so those that don't want to read it don't have to
I'm on your side here. I completely agree that gay guys should have done more to notice and defend the rights of women and lesbians over the past decade. The simple fact is that our cultures don't mix and most gays didn't realize how bad the trans invasion was until it hit us with these pooners. Now there's starting to be lots of gay YouTubers and voices speaking up against male colonization of women's spaces too. Better late than never, I guess.

To the other responses on my comments, I think we have more common ground than it seems. Y'all don't have to approve of or participate in gay culture or gay naked pool parties just like I don't have to approve of or participate in straight nudist culture or swinger orgies - to each their own. What I'm shaming here is that trans (straight women and men mostly) thinking they are gay or lesbian when they are just straight people. Gays and lesbians will always be able to find our tribe when the trans invader is doomed to always be an outsider because they cannot cope with their biological sex.

A lot of gay spaces are degenerate I agree, and I condemn the degeneracy when it is introduced into straight/public spaces equally (like street pride, drag queen story hour, etc.). I'm on kiwi farms because I support this type of discussion and think it is much needed after the last decade of language-policing and censorship.

We are united in bagging on pooners here. Party on.

now back to the thread - here is a webcomic posted on reddit that appears to be a youth targeted zippertits marketing strategy
2021-07-13-Top-Surgery-Jey-Pawlik.webp
 
Personally I prefer the fecal content of the pool water at a pool party to be zero
Wouldn't we all?

When I was a teen, I went with a group of friends to Skara Sommarland, which is the biggest and most famous waterpark in Scandinavia. At one point my friend noticed something on the bottom of one of the pools giving off a brown haze. We freaked, of course, and told one of the pool guards (also a teen, but a few years older than us). He calmly picked up a sift type thing with a long handle and fished the turd out of the pool, and when my friend asked how he can be so cool about it, he said it happens every single day.
 
@Magic Pickle you are a treasure but damn pregnant pooners just upset me so much. Testosterone in pregnancy can fuck up your baby and, ifs a girl, can fuck up her children. It breaks my heart.

Doctors should force pooners on T to have an IUD or some type of long term birth control like with other teratogens.
 
Explain the triumph of Jesus Christ, then

My brother in Christ, the church quite literally had armies.

There's this proto-pooner I like at work and I've been subtly dropping all the lines that the pooners in this thread freak out over in order to discourage her delusions. It's kinda funny watching her trying to hide her reactions to some of them. It's for her own good.

.....I'm a sociopath aren't I?
 
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Case in point. You ain’t invited, don’t worry! You’re welcome to cry at home with the pooners about our pool parties, they’re a very inclusive bunch I hear.
I truly believe every faggot, man or women, should kill themselves. There's really nothing else you can do with such horrific aberrations of nature. Just an actual blight on society.
 
I don't get it how pregnancy doesn't make these lunatics dysphoric. Or is this something their porn rotted brain likes because of fujoshi porn?

Oh, no. I've always wondered the same thing and now I realize it's probably because they all read mpreg/ass-baby fics as teenagers. When people used to laugh at that stuff on Godawful Fan Fiction, I thought it was harmless cringe and didn't know it would someday lead to postmodern thalidomide babies. (:_(
 
Of course this obese demon has a baphomet tattoo. The funny thing is it's exactly the satanist larpers that spend all day lecturing Christians on how Jesus would totally support trannies.
Not sure which Kiwis need to hear this, but no matter how easy pooner pussy may be to get, you never know if they stare at the bits and bobs you were born with without simmering in a borderline bunny boiler-ish jealousy over the simple fact that you can stand to pee. The number of FTMs transfixed on the ability to pee standing up is sincerely disturbing!
Testosterone turns the insane dial up to 11 on some of these broads. I wonder if we'll see a pooner Lorena Bobbitt?
Another example of a FTM (fujoshi to "male"): OP is annoyed that she's been rightfully addressed as the entity that she is - a gender-nonconforming heterosexual woman.
Lol this freakshow described herself as an "exclusive top". What is she topping with? Her clitoris?
So remember, if someone ever tells you you’re not gay because you’re a trans man, it’s not because you don’t ‘pass’. They’ll say that no matter what lol
Yeah, I wonder why they'd say that?
OP here is one of the rare women who speculates that her testosterone abuse may impact her baby, but other cultists are quick to placate her with flippant lines like "Your baby will be perfect. Maybe a little more muscular than the average kid, but ya know, that's fine." One particularly abject piece of shit has the audacity to claim "even if there IS a correlation, it is no reason to treat testosterone-while-pregnant like it’s irresponsible. there are plenty of healthy (or relatively healthy) intersex people out there; i’m one of them. it’s a possibility worth preparing for, like the possibility that your kid might be disabled, trans, or gay."; another one ignorantly states "There isn't a case where defects of a baby were related to T."
Crucify filthy zippertits. Throw pooners into active volcanoes. Stir fry doods in a wok. Judo throw gaydens into a wood chipper.
 
Another example of a FTM (fujoshi to "male"): OP is annoyed that she's been rightfully addressed as the entity that she is - a gender-nonconforming heterosexual woman. As is usual for pronoun people of this particularity, she takes to Reddit to find support from her fellow doodz, trying to pretend she isn't bothered by flippantly remarking "sorry for wanting to see other gay people in fiction I guess?" Spare me the superiority, sister; let's not pretend works like Red, White and Royal Blue are remotely accurate in comparison to Queer As Folk or even your average Tom of Finland scribble.
Tom of Finland would absolutely drive them up the wall because even though, as a Finn, he hated Nazis, he adored their uniforms and they became a staple in his leather daddy drawings. Hell I wager most Leather Daddy culture is downwind from Nazi uniforms, same as punk.

I mentioned Samuel Delany in a different thread, but compare his writing to Red, White and Royal Blue. You've got a kid dragging out literal shit with his teeth vs a romance involving a Mexican burger mutt fucking a (surprisingly) blond British princeling.
I’ve got this coworker (who’s genderfluid) that is pretty supportive, but recently started misgendering me more often. Whatever, idrc. He said he was going to read some BL and I, someone with no sense of sarcasm, said I could recommend him some good gay western comics. He said, basically, ‘of course you’d say that, you’re basically a straight woman.’ Like huh?? What??? It’s always friendly fire when people say stuff like that I’ve noticed.
I bet he's reading Scum Villian Society or Modang Xioashu/The Untamed, the basic bitch Chink boys' love. They never read actual Bara because then they'd be mentioning Catalinaville or Yukio Mishima.
Even as an exclusive top, who doesn’t use their biology, who’s been on T for years, gay men still try to gate-keep me out of the community.
Let me guess. She uses a sex toy exclusively on other women.
So remember, if someone ever tells you you’re not gay because you’re a trans man, it’s not because you don’t ‘pass’. They’ll say that no matter what lol
Also funnily timed with the other post on here about yuri and yaoi, that’s probably why he’s so adamantly against reading BL. Sorry for wanting to see other gay people in fiction I guess?
Pooners love saying they're gay men because they separate genitalia from sex. If you identify as the opposite sex, your genitalia is of the sex you identify as. Therefore, it's "girl cock" and "man pussy" and it cannot be straight if the vagina owner identifies as a man.
that sounds like an anime voice actor with perpetual bronchitis.
I'm in awe of your witticisms.
I don't get it how pregnancy doesn't make these lunatics dysphoric. Or is this something their porn rotted brain likes because of fujoshi porn?
It's both. Some pooners absolutely dread pregnancy and will go into hysterics if a man doesn't use protection. The other wants it all: language changes from "pregnant woman" to "pregnant people". They want to have totally gay sex but also heed the call of biology - if you fit their dream man. See, pooners in public will tell you gender isn't real and sex is nebulous. That's terf talk. But find their fan pages or see what they reblog on their spare time. You'll find their dream men are: 6'0, six figures, six pack, (over) six inches. They love well hung men and would love nothing more than a man with a Greek God Chad physique to fuck the woman back into them.

It's gotten to a point where even other pooners get uncomfortable with these seahorse dads fetishizing pregnancy. When I say fetishize, I mean it: we're talking 1950s tradwife, barefoot and pregnant, serving their husband hand and foot. These same pooners will then tell you tradition is bad and this conservative lifestyle doesn't work while basing entire headcanons on cottagecore. Just look like Justin Baldoni mixed with Henry Cavill and they'll slobber for that dick.
 
Semper Fi, @Magic Pickle for the curated Reddit-posts! But damn, every single one of them reads like it’s been written by a 12-year-old. It makes me so angry with the zeitgeist and the captured institutions that have allowed these literal children and retarded young adults to destroy their lives.

The only thing keeping my head from exploding is the fact that the posters also are incredibly smug and hive-minded. Makes me think we’re not losing our best to this madness?
 
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