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💰 GrifterSam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.
Sam didn't just flip a table - he shattered my entire world view. At that exact moment I started to think maybe there really were six million. Maybe the history books were right. Maybe black lives really do matter. The man I loved and admired and the closest thing I've ever had to a father was brought to his knees by the simple task of making a nest suitable to house a gorilla. I trusted him. I've been brainwashed for so long I don't even know where to turn to.
Sam, if you're reading this, and I pray that you are, please build the gorilla nest. Your fans depend on it. Your e-sons need this.
You mean the gay little video that got 22.9 million views and everyone loved and got Shane Ghilis and Joe Rogan to mention him by name on JRE? That gay little video?
Yes. it's not a gay little video because it's bad, his prose is excellent and his message is clear. it was a "gay little video" because the intended receiver of the message completely disregarded it (as far as I'm aware). it wasn't intended for Joe nor Shane, so any positive recognition from them doesn't really matter in this context. if we were arguing that Sam Hyde is lovable and a great speaker, it would matter then
my point is Sam overestimated the size of his soapbox due to his exaggerated acclaim. so read the rest of the post or die
Yes. it's not a gay little video because it's bad, his prose is excellent and his message is clear. it was a "gay little video" because the intended receiver of the message completely disregarded it (as far as I'm aware). it wasn't intended for Joe nor Shane, so any positive recognition from them doesn't really matter in this context. if we were arguing that Sam Hyde is lovable and a great speaker, it would matter then
my point is Sam overestimated the size of his soapbox due to his exaggerated acclaim. so read the rest of the post or die
sorry about the tangent but i can't agree with you & I feel obligated to toss in my two cents on The Great White Samuel as someone who was there at ground zero (as if that means fucking anything at all)
This mentality of worship that's been shared by his fans ever since WP1 got canned has made it impossible for his content to come off as anything but disingenuous and attention-seeking nowadays because he's become convinced that he is a legitimate figurehead of White Power that is to be revered e.g that gay little video he dedicated to Elon. to have the expectation that the richest guy in the world should sit down and watch a 46 minute completely serious video about what should or shouldn't be done for the Nation by a rather unimportant and unkempt man is asinine at best
He obviously had more conviction in 2015 - 2018 because he knew the sentiments he wanted to share were far bigger than him, but anything he does now simply registers as feverish attention-seeking, it lacks substance and it has little conviction. He seems to share rather elementary viewpoints just to get his fans to echo them, and none of what he does comedically reads as particularly insightful, none of it seems passionate, it's just business as usual. Somehow, putting on layers of blackface comes off as tame compared to when he was cheekily pointing out how much Whites have contributed to modern society, and that They know this, but They hate you anyway.
tldr sure okay yeah Sam is a White Supremacist eceleb, but he doesn't have much of importance to say about the bigger picture now and it shows. I understand there's not many folks out there to root for, but Sam, funny as he can be, really isn't doing much for this perspective anymore to earn your unconditional adoration over it
I think that just the "alt right" in general becoming more cynical and jaded after the last 10 years. There's no vitality in this sphere anymore that I can find. What's there to even say besides the platitudes?
Shieet, I'd defend m'lordy's honour across the web way better than the usual cringe faggots if he's paying tbh. Hmu at Gaylienmode@Gmail.com brother
Edit for the above pooster: the alt kike was always a gay cringefest nrx were and still are absolute faggots TbH. So eager for (((Mencius Moldbug))) to rule over my hobbit self with his enlightened chad dark elf phenotype :^) Definitely possible for nerds like this to rule without drone swarms to back it up kek
Shieet, I'd defend m'lordy's honour across the web way better than the usual cringe faggots if he's paying tbh. Hmu at Gaylienmode@Gmail.com brother
Edit for the above pooster: the alt kike was always a gay cringefest nrx were and still are absolute faggots TbH. So eager for (((Mencius Moldbug))) to rule over my hobbit self with his enlightened chad dark elf phenotype :^) Definitely possible for nerds like this to rule without drone swarms to back it up kek
Yeah nigga that's why I quoted "alt right". I just meant whatever the fuck was going on in that era from Sam Hyde to Paul Waggener. Either way the passion is burnt out.
sorry about the tangent but i can't agree with you & I feel obligated to toss in my two cents on The Great White Samuel as someone who was there at ground zero (as if that means fucking anything at all)
This mentality of worship that's been shared by his fans ever since WP1 got canned has made it impossible for his content to come off as anything but disingenuous and attention-seeking nowadays because he's become convinced that he is a legitimate figurehead of White Power that is to be revered e.g that gay little video he dedicated to Elon. to have the expectation that the richest guy in the world should sit down and watch a 46 minute completely serious video about what should or shouldn't be done for the Nation by a rather unimportant and unkempt man is asinine at best
He obviously had more conviction in 2015 - 2018 because he knew the sentiments he wanted to share were far bigger than him, but anything he does now simply registers as feverish attention-seeking, it lacks substance and it has little conviction. He seems to share rather elementary viewpoints just to get his fans to echo them, and none of what he does comedically reads as particularly insightful, none of it seems passionate, it's just business as usual. Somehow, putting on layers of blackface comes off as tame compared to when he was cheekily pointing out how much Whites have contributed to modern society, and that They know this, but They hate you anyway.
tldr sure okay yeah Sam is a White Supremacist eceleb, but he doesn't have much of importance to say about the bigger picture now and it shows. I understand there's not many folks out there to root for, but Sam, funny as he can be, really isn't doing much for this perspective anymore to earn your unconditional adoration over it
There's a secondary purpose behind it all anyway:
Sure, yeah, whatever. You're creating cool things that no one would ever wear in public, and your multimedia skills are impressive. You're selling $125 paperweight shorts.
I wonder how much of this Sam still makes himself. Maybe he puts those zoomers to work. Maybe Sam is the Thomas Kinkade of whatever the fuck his niche is.
Didn't Chet take a motorcycle meant only for a trained stuntman and ride it around, almost destroying the set and injuring people? I think you have your analogy the wrong way around. Chet went on a show about getting trolled and did the same thing Sam did, got offended and lashed out. If you want to dunk on Andre a better example would be his interview with Nardwuar https://youtube.com/watch?v=fG9JbqcC-i8
Bill Burr gets sensitive all the time defending his left wing opinions and he never gets any shit for it. Wonder why that is. Burr had Cumia kicked out of a club and banned from his best friend's (Patrice) memorial event because Cumia hurt Burr's feelings because Burr married a gorilla nigger and Cumia obviously and rightfully made fun of him for it.
Bill Burr gets sensitive all the time defending his left wing opinions and he never gets any shit for it. Wonder why that is. Burr had Cumia kicked out of a club and banned from his best friend's (Patrice) memorial event because Cumia hurt Burr's feelings because Burr married a gorilla nigger and Cumia obviously and rightfully made fun of him for it.
The answer to this is that you can do whatever the fuck you want when you're already in a position where you're the one who can blacklist people, not at risk of being blacklisted.
I think that just the "alt right" in general becoming more cynical and jaded after the last 10 years. There's no vitality in this sphere anymore that I can find. What's there to even say besides the platitudes?
to be honest, folks like Sam (who is actually alt-right) scrambling to claim a nugget of political influence by speaking to Elon Musk (who is not alt-right, and never will be) kind of contributes to what you mean
perhaps i'm arguing semantics here and i'm sure what I say will come off as incomprehensible, but perception is a major play sociopolitically. If you hadn't noticed, the difference between "alt-right" and "right-wing" is impossible for the average person to parse nowadays, because guys in suits have all collectively dived headfirst into adopting a veneer of fringe alt right reactionary culture, despite not really identifying with it or abiding by it. to attempt to shoot the proverbial one-sided shit with Elon Musk with a 46 minute video is fucking crazy, why did he even do this? because he became a higher-up? because he owns Xitter? last I checked, Musk is a 54 year-old who couldn't even be remotely considered moderately conservative until maybe like 5-ish years ago. if the man who was born in a country where the White population was a whopping 7% didn't possess White Supremacist values before, it's hubris to assume you can say anything that'll significantly alter that. I know i'm rehashing this, but in retrospect, why on Earth did he see this as worth any of his input or time? [/SPOILER}]
the Alt-right as a whole got absolved into an incoherent slurry, and Sam is somewhat aiding in this, and honestly, alt-right spaces seem generally ecstatic to have sweaty mexicans and smelly asians alike to engage and claim the title for edgy fun. i would've understood the sentiment of "unity" 7 years ago, it's part of what got Trump to win in the first place, but at this point the only thing that appears to set the actual alt-right individual apart from the average bleeding-heart conservative anymore is the undying hatred of the Jew– something most of them will never, ever be on board with. even the term alt-right is kinda dying, it literally just means you say Nigger now, and that might be a big contributor as to why Sam's stuff just doesn't feel as substantial anymore, even when he does try to actually say something. the cultural zeitgeist has shifted in his favor, he doesn't have to work at anything or think about much anymore
to be honest, folks like Sam (who is actually alt-right) scrambling to claim a nugget of political influence by speaking to Elon Musk (who is not alt-right, and never will be) kind of contributes to what you mean
Why do you think Sam is so obsessed with Elon? He paid like $50k on cameo a while back getting Joe Rogan's friends to try to get Joe to let him come on the show. The most logical reason for the Dear Elon video was because literally everyone was talking about Elon demanding Trump allow unlimited street shitters to come into the country and Vivek backing him up by calling Americans lazy. I doubt he ever imagined he'd get 22 million views on twitter much less get Elon's attention. I guarantee he was happier about getting Rogan's attention than he was to get all those views or than he would've been if Elon responded directly.
I like Sam cause he's funny. I like the rest of the MDE crew cause they're funny. I like Harland cause he's funny. I fucking hate Damiel cause he's not funny.
And I like this whole gorilla nest thing because it's funny. It's funny if it's a bit, it's funny if it's not. Nick's faces throughout the whole thing are funny. Sam being terse and akward is funny. Harland staying resolute is funny. Rubbing it down to the nubs of the phrase "gorilla nest" and the physical action of flipping the desk, it's still funny. The Saturday morning cartoon lesson here is simple: funnyenjoyers stay winning.
Why do you think Sam is so obsessed with Elon? He paid like $50k on cameo a while back getting Joe Rogan's friends to try to get Joe to let him come on the show. The most logical reason for the Dear Elon video was because literally everyone was talking about Elon demanding Trump allow unlimited street shitters to come into the country and Vivek backing him up by calling Americans lazy. I doubt he ever imagined he'd get 22 million views on twitter much less get Elon's attention. I guarantee he was happier about getting Rogan's attention than he was to get all those views or than he would've been if Elon responded directly.
i don't think he's obsessed with him! i think he got too ahead of himself, and i think it's an apt case-study of how somewhat inconsistent this movement can often be
You can't really assume that he never even cared in the first place whether or not Musk sits down and watches it when evidence suggests otherwise, not to mention that video is easily the most genuine and articulate Sam has ever been in his entire career
yes, of course Sam likely valued Joes recognition, of course Sam obviously regards him higher than he ever did Musk, that much is obvious. but why put in the effort to dedicate a rather informative video discussing race and other interconnected topics to a man who was historically left-leaning, (until relatively recently) despite the fact that he logically should've been otherwise long ago, is it because he's the richest man in the world, and because he advocated for DJT? I guess that's as fine a reason as any, but it sticks out to me as foolish in the grand scheme of things, especially given what we know now
to be honest, folks like Sam (who is actually alt-right) scrambling to claim a nugget of political influence by speaking to Elon Musk (who is not alt-right, and never will be) kind of contributes to what you mean
I must not know enough about Sam or be checked in enough politically. Elon Musk doesn't strike me as someone Sam would want to affiliate himself with other than to increase his notoriety. All the tech-bro types want to replace the West with infinite Indians.
I can never tell if he wants to make money, make art, or make a point. His behavior makes him seem like he can't do any of them effectively, all the while trying to clamor his way back into the spotlight.
the Alt-right as a whole got absolved into an incoherent slurry, and Sam is somewhat aiding in this, and honestly, alt-right spaces seem generally ecstatic to have sweaty mexicans and smelly asians alike to engage and claim the title for edgy fun.
Why do you think Sam is so obsessed with Elon? He paid like $50k on cameo a while back getting Joe Rogan's friends to try to get Joe to let him come on the show. The most logical reason for the Dear Elon video was because literally everyone was talking about Elon demanding Trump allow unlimited street shitters to come into the country and Vivek backing him up by calling Americans lazy. I doubt he ever imagined he'd get 22 million views on twitter much less get Elon's attention. I guarantee he was happier about getting Rogan's attention than he was to get all those views or than he would've been if Elon responded directly.
