🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,576 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,613
Tectone, Asmongold and PirateSoftware are all disgusting, degenerate man children with massively undeserved egos, so it makes sense they defend each other. Pirate rapes ferrets, Tectone (and his dad) rape people, and Asmongold jerks off to anime tiddies while talking about the birthrate.
 
Absolute horseshit. He's just covering for him. They'd 100% know he interned before and known why he applied originally. He's just covering for him because he's seen "nepo baby" brought up about his son to undermine his shitty Gamemaker game.

To be fair to Jason's father, this is what he should do. If your son is being bullied by internet strangers it's the right thing to stretch the truth to help him out. However Jason got himself into this situation and is too narcissistic to get himself out of it.
Even in the imaginary scenario where Jason manages to convince everyone he wasn't a nepobaby, his dev skills are too mediocre to entertain the green code hackerman larp.
He can award himself the social engineering title but everyone knows that has nothing to do with code at all.
It's just a noticeable trend that the obnoxious nepobaby tends to also be incompetent and widely disliked.
There are plenty of nepobabies who thank their parents for their connections and move on with their carrer.
Jason's just a whiny faggot who can't even say happy birthday to his own father.
 
The gnome might be entitled to compensation in a civil suit.
"Were you an ikea terra cotta gnome sold between 2010 and 2024 in the western washington area, and suffered from being shoved up the ass of a nepo baby? you may be entitled to compensation, call sneed and feed law group for more information. Sneed and feed has been fighting for justice for over a decade, and will work around the clock to win your case."
 

In a desperate act to win over his closest friend (SATAN), PirateSoftware bursts into song and dance. I hope this is as funny as it was time consuming to make.
 
I'm not sure why but I can't take any joy from watching this guy nose dive his career. His issues and faults seem so small compared to someone like Hasan Piker or Destiny who deserve to fail so much harder. Don't get me wrong he's a piece of shit and i'm glad he's not in my life. It's just odd watching some one throw it all away because they cant admit to being anything less than perfect all the time.
Nigger, you're on the farms and your entire posting history is mostly Sam Hyde.

Blow it out your ass.
 
Mald finally achieved his goal of inspiring people to create games. the pirate software game jam 17 got its first submission
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So this confirms Shaye wasn't paid upfront for Shartbound's art which is arguably the best part of the game, and I'm pretty sure she's not getting paid to be the Head Ferretwrangler. Lord knows she's not getting paid anything now at the rate the game is selling. Remember that 30 minute straight haranguing Jason gave her over a pixel sign not being the dimensions he wanted? Publicly, too. I wonder if she's getting commissioned on the side because I have no idea how she could be sustaining herself financially.
I haven't heard of this incident before. Reminds me of the Apex Legends incident, in that people haven't talked about it that much. Anybody got sauce?
 
I'm not sure why but I can't take any joy from watching this guy nose dive his career. His issues and faults seem so small compared to someone like Hasan Piker or Destiny who deserve to fail so much harder. Don't get me wrong he's a piece of shit and i'm glad he's not in my life. It's just odd watching some one throw it all away because they cant admit to being anything less than perfect all the time.
You're ignoring the fact he had an astronomical amount of unearned success in the first place. If he was some literal who getting reamed by the whole internet maybe it'd feel excessive, but this is merely a market correction which will ultimately leave Mald a largely ignored pariah (á la the average forum lolcow).

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We will probably get a MeatCanyon video of Jason.
If only he had the sack to include the furfag and gnome lore, finally making good use of his affinity for the grotesque.
 
I haven't heard of this incident before. Reminds me of the Apex Legends incident, in that people haven't talked about it that much. Anybody got sauce?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t0RgOWnhcO4From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

Local Archive here.
PreserveTube / GhostArchive


EDIT:
Had an issue with uploading the file. Should be fixed.

EDIT 2:
720p version: Rumble
Mald's voice is notably not as low as it is nowadays here. :story:
 
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