🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 598 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,577 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,615
Happy birthday Jason!
I completely forgot it's his birthday, he's getting felted with big videos dropping this week
Also he has the phisique of a hag living in the woods, mabye it's his homegrown mushroom diet

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I recommend this review of his game because he points out how the game DOESN'T EVEN HAVE REAL PUZZLES, but literal baby handheld stages
 
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DOT. DOT. DOT.
People here seem really hard to out-tism each other.
Only One mana gem amirite
"You rape a ferret 'only one' time and they forever call you ferret fucker"
I completely forgot it's his birthday, he's getting felted with big videos dropping this week
Also he has the phisique of a hag living in the woods, mabye it's his homegrown mushroom diet

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And he turned off the ban counter, for some reason.
 
There is 0 to none chance that Mald has any sort of actual game design docs. Which means he writes this digital furry kampf on the go. Given that shartbound is for the most part a self-insertion, makes me wonder how he is going to reflect this entire drama happening right now. Obviously he does not think he inflicted all of it upon himself. So it should end up like a low-quality teenage angst fanfiction as the only way to process "properly" his emotions.
"Everyone is dumb and mean. Goodbye a cruel world :'(((("
Ross Scott caricature is one of the bosses in the late game, and he just happens to be a nazi working directly for the evil fruit orchard farmers. Rest of the game becomes his power fantasy with OP of this thread being the final boss.
 

Tectone (1mil sub) reacts to a video talking about mald's shit game, starts by defending mald's wow drama (cause tectone was in the wow guild and saw everyone doing the same thing mald did but says the furry stuff is weird and the skg hate is justified. Then gets told by his chat that mald's voice is fake, doesn't believe it, gets linked to 3 videos and is convinced that mald at least beefs up the reverb setting on his mic :story:

preservetube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=cRZKeGnVfpo

bonus timestamp: https://youtu.be/cRZKeGnVfpo?t=980 :story:
 
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running out and only one are way too similar

Here's a pair of concepts that are different enough to warrant them being separate categories:
1). You are, comparatively speaking, a small human working as a corporate hireling tasked with tracking and hunting down rogue mechanoids. You're equipped with a melee weapon that can parry all melee attacks (but you have to dodge all ranged ones) and it can strip metal plates exposing enemy's weakpoints. You're also equipped with a ranged weapon that discharges a strong EMP, capable of shutdowning any mechanoid you meet, but only if you hit the weakpoint. No mechanoid has its weakpoint exposed at the star of encounter so you have to engage in melee combat. The "twist" is that the ranged weapon can hold only one charge per fight.
Theoretical boss rush mode, stylized as an underground gladiatorial arena, where your EMP cannon recharges with hits against a weakpoint after you kill an enemy. You still can have only one ammo for that gun.

2). The game starts as a walking sim, you appear to be a child who's wandered into a seemingly abandoned castle, admiring its rooms and their contents. rooms have very mild platforming mechanics meant to slow you down. As soon as you enter your first room, a very distinct sound of the chains rustling happens, signifying that the castle's gate is closed (if you walk back, you see that it indeed is). Once you explored enough rooms or spent enough time inside the castle, the same distinct sound of chains can be heard again (there is no other similar sound to make this one significant). When the chain sound stops, the game becomes an outrun sequence, because the castle is haunted and now there's a shade hunting you. You cannot fight back, only escape. If the shade catches you, you must sacrifice one memory fragment of a room you explored in the first part of the game. If the sacrificed fragment contained a memory of a room you walked by without interacting with objects and\or taking time to admire the visuals, it only slows the monster down. But if a room was thoroughly (but not necessarily fully) explored, it stuns the monster, giving you extra time, or, if you're felling risky, interact with more objects on your way out.
So, essentially, the game is about running out of the castle without running out of memories about the castle.
Potential high score rankings based on the amount/quality of memories you kept, or how quickly after entering the second phase you escape.
After you first complete the escape sequence, you get a small cutscene of an unspecified adult human suddenly waking up after a nightmare.
 
You think Malds dad will call him for his birthday?
I thought his dad would see him as a disappointment but if heartbound, the game where mald self inserts himself,is to be believed, his dad is just like nick rekieta's dad. The kind of dad that would endanger his grandkids by lying to the court just to save his failure of a son. Mald's mom might be the villain in his game, but she might have whipped him into shape if she was around in mald's life instead of his dad (they separated iirc).
 
This whole thing seems incredibly and disgustingly dysfunctional. How can you be airing your family dirty laundry like this? How can you be such an awful son?
Also this clip if you haven't seen it. Yeah it could just be sarcastic ribbing, but it's still weird AF to say that about your kid publicly.

What more is there about Mald that we DON'T know?

Edit: Oh. Clip was part of the reply chain. I'm we todd it.
 
You think Malds dad will call him for his birthday?
No. I think he will probably email or text. I get the impression that his dad has already tried to bridge the gap to no avail.

Also Mald said on Tuesdays stream that he was going to call his grandmother for his birthday, and that he "calls her every week." Weird thing to say when presumably both of his parents are still alive.
 
Also Thor said on Tuesdays stream that he was going to call his grandmother for his birthday, and that he "calls her every week." Weird thing to say when presumably both of his parents are still alive.
They probably share some interest that skipped a generation, like lawn gnomes.
 
No. I think he will probably email or text. I get the impression that his dad has already tried to bridge the gap to no avail.

Also Mald said on Tuesdays stream that he was going to call his grandmother for his birthday, and that he "calls her every week." Weird thing to say when presumably both of his parents are still alive.
On one hand I assume he's lying because it's maldy he is physically incapable of not lying. OTOH I was closer with my grandfather on my dads side than my dad so who knows?
 
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