🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Arnold Swollenmember]

Yes but the people who made Doom enjoyed making it.

And they actually finished it

 

[12345]

I did not scroll back far enough.

Saw in another video though that in the first voice videos, he's fat so maybe that's why his voice is like that.

The speed of his thread pretty much mimics his Twitch channel rise, if you think about it.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Champions of Breakfast is a very boring copy-and-paste schmup. You could copy it entirely by following a tutorial, and you'll probably make it twice as fast and twice as good.

You could literally just ask Google Gemini to make it and it would give you something similar. Also CoB being a tutorial project and Jason was closely following a guide explains how it got finished. Has anyone cracked it upon and compared the code to any tutorial series out there?

 

[•••]

I was a hater of Jason before it was cool.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Its an always online single player game, a bad Undertale clone with a single enemy encounter, a retarded story about a guy that can only cry like a bitch and features an artsyle that one may confise for furry porn. But hey, it runs on a fridge, allegedly...

So his shitty single player undertale clone is always online...why, exactly? I know it must have been explained a thousand times already, but please, enlighten me what Maldavius' cope here is.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

So his shitty single player undertale clone is always online...why, exactly? I know it must have been explained a thousand times already, but please, enlighten me what Maldavius' cope here is.

I don't think it's always online. The live service game Jason has a relation to is Rivals of Aether 2. Never played Heartbound, so I could be wrong.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

So his shitty single player undertale clone is always online...why, exactly? I know it must have been explained a thousand times already, but please, enlighten me what Maldavius' cope here is.

No, you can play the game online, as long as you are logged in on steam.
The game checks if certain Steam functions are online and determines wether you're a cheater on these, if you launch steam offline, you will still have these functions and they will still be provided to games launched through it.

 

[Ottowarrior]

Congrats for the 1000 page, but here is a reminder maldavius "I love dog cock" fagtree

DO NOT RAPE THE FERRETS
like what the fuck is wrong with you dude ?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

At this rate, he's gonna pull a Gazpacho (the merchant from Chowder) and accidentally ban himself.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Ooh, the promised update is finally upon us. Let's see if this was worth the wait... ...... ... ......... ... ...... ......
+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words

Spoiler: 1.0.9.643 Stats

Total characters: 203765
Total lines: 5102
Total ellipses count: 2343
Lines containing ellipses: 1813
Ellipses/characters: 3.44%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.53%
Total words: 30215

Spoiler: 1.0.9.644 Stats

Total characters: 208845
Total lines: 5254
Total ellipses count: 2406
Lines containing ellipses: 1873
Ellipses/characters: 3.45%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.64%
Total words: 31060

Also, happy 1000, Jason

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You have truly fucked up when your thread grows this big this fast.

 

[Dramaposting is good]

Salvage your streaming career now.

He can't. His career is built entirely on the image of him being an uberhaxxor dispensing sage advice. If he doesn't come clean, he'll just spiral further into lolcowdom. If he does come clean, his image is destroyed forever. He could retreat from the internet, learn to code, finish Heartbound etc but he's demonstrated the extent of his creativity with the stuff that's already there - painfully unremarkable. There's just no career path for an honest Jason.

 

[MaldingFerret]

Sloptubers have been relentless on this motherfucker. You'd think that after a week or two all the information about this idiot would be out already but it keeps going. Maybe if he stopped being a smug asshole for like 2 minutes it'd go away but no. Good shit.

This thread will probably keep those losers in business for the next 10 years. There's so much content here.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words

TWO FUCKING MONTHS FOR THIS?!

We gotta start documenting which lines are added, seeing the amount of ellipses going up, I wouldn't be surprised if at least 10 of these lines are nothing but "..."

 

[FrogMinutes]

Salvage your streaming career now.

seeing that 1k being met, on his fucking birthday is a bad omen of what's to come.
there is no coming back for him at this point. he's already firmly set in his mald ways.

a simple: "Shieet maybe I was a bit wrong on a few things" is something anyone, no matter your creed, race. autistic jagged alliance
can agree, would be out of character for him. it's one thing if only one group of people hates your ass.
but when every group can agree your shit is fucked. you need to rethink some things.

he is incapable of doing this.
look at that 1k number and really let all the shit he's doing settle in.
it's fucked.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Lolol Mujin came out with a video.
Dude does 98% vtube drama content but even he had to come out and dunk on Mald.
He's usually pretty well researched but can go on irrelevant tangents due to a very young audience
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OYGh07D8QBU
I can't preserve so if someone feel inclined

Mujin makes informed videos about what he's into (vtubers etc) but he has made some offtopic slop videos where he just likes to dramatize stuff for sweet youtube cash.
The big part is that his audience is massive and mald's lolcow reputation is now cemented among zoomers too




This meta is gonna be milked until the end of July at least

(Decided to watch the mujin video and he actually bothered watching the hugeass Dev (shortfatotaku) video about Pirate, seems like he's pretty accurate in retelling this story!)

 

[canalCrab]

Ooh, the promised update is finally upon us. Let's see if this was worth the wait... ...... ... ......... ... ...... ......
+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words

Spoiler: 1.0.9.643 Stats

Total characters: 203765
Total lines: 5102
Total ellipses count: 2343
Lines containing ellipses: 1813
Ellipses/characters: 3.44%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.53%
Total words: 30215

Spoiler: 1.0.9.644 Stats

Total characters: 208845
Total lines: 5254
Total ellipses count: 2406
Lines containing ellipses: 1873
Ellipses/characters: 3.45%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.64%
Total words: 31060

Also, happy 1000, Jason

Thats less than 6 words per line of dialogue on average. How do you even manage to write so little per dialogue line?

seeing that 1k being met, on his fucking birthday is a bad omen of what's to come.

I wouldn't be surprised if he got a sonichu pendant sent to him, at this rate.

 

[cigint]

Thats less than 6 words per line of dialogue on average. How do you even manage to write so little per dialogue line?

Oh you sweet summer stalker child. Perhaps you haven't seen the playthrough of this magnest opus.

.... No .... this can't be happening ...

... I tried .... but .... it wasn't enough ...

... Father .... lend me thy career ....

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

I wouldn't be surprised if at least 10 of these lines are nothing but "..."

Correct :

+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

 

[Adam Copium]

Happy 1K pages, Maldsisters!

PreserveTube's giving me ErrorYTUnavailable