🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

I've made account purely how much I hate the guy and push this 1000.

Best comment on Mujin video:

Sums the guy in past to 2 years not counting the erofurryferretart.

 

[Tracey Townley]

the last message before 1000 pages

glad to have posted the last ever post before 1000 pages
jason keep going you are the next big lolcow soon will even be bigger than yanderedev
7 years at blizzard!!11

 

[Shekel Puff]

New Content​

• All
• That
• Shit

Holy shit, he is such a lying scumbag. Typing all that to inflate the "patchnotes".

EDIT: Happy 1000 pages, Jason!

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I was here

Not every thread gets 1000 pages

 

[AI Wendigo]

To think, this thread was mostly dead because he just wasn't that entertaining until he roached. Now he's hit 1000 pages because he's too retarded to apologize and admit he was wrong.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Here's to a thousand more pages of roaching, shitcode, insane behavior *stretches*, and ferret stuffing.

 

[cigint]

• New Content​

• ...
• A big part of this update is for the ARG crowd.
• With that in mind... soon is no longer soon. Good luck!

A big part of the Heartbound update isn't even in the game. What's next, half of the update is actually in blockgame?

• Upcoming Content​

• Finishing
  The Clash and Picnic
  areas.

Animus once again almost done.

 

[Fekete_solyom]

local nepobaby refuses to click managem. billions (of ferrets) must die

 

[lilmayo420]

1000 pages all because the guy didn't use the Archmage robes, mana potions or the mana gem in hardcore World of Warcraft. What an achievement.

 

[el gordo]

1000 pages

 

[Arcadian Stag]

Happy 1000 pages

 

[canalCrab]

To think, this thread was mostly dead because he just wasn't that entertaining until he roached. Now he's hit 1000 pages because he's too retarded to apologize and admit he was wrong.

Some 300 pages in the last few weeks alone.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Jason Hall, you are a forever lolcow. You will never learn just how fucking useless you truly are. Never. Never. NEVER. NEVER. NEVER. NEVER.

Never.

You will never stop making every wrong decision. You will never stop harming everyone and everything around you over literally nothing but your ego. You will continue to genuinely believe that you aren't the most toxic cunt in a 500 mile radius. Everyone who trolls you is doing the world a favor by beating you down in the hopes that your narcissistic ego either pops, or everyone else sees how overinflated it is. So keep giving in to your retardation and be our little lolcow for all eternity, you balding nepobaby furfaggot. May the fumes of ferret piss rot your flat niggerbrain even further so that your narc ego produces yet more of the finest milk.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

One thousand pages just isn't enough hate for this scumbag of the internet.

Spoiler

Better make it a thousand more!

 

[30+GameOvers]

Happy birthday, Jason! Hope you like your present, here is to 1000 pages more!

 

[Lie Eater]

What's it like to have over a thousand pages on KiwiFarms right on your birthday? I know you're here with us right now mald, what's it like to be other people's catharsis to make fun of? To get farmed by the algorithm that propped you up and let you stand with your chest out and ego flaunted on full display. You really thought that your delusions were anything to signify that you deserved attention to begin with? Do you think that this is ending anytime soon? That any of your sperging about how you'll cut corners or how you're doing this for others even means anything anymore? That people are hearing what you say? Do you think that if you double down and "stand up for yourself" that it'll mean anything for what you've done? Of course you think that! keep it up we need more milk retard. I can't wait for your next mistake and retarded thing you say. Your next fuck up will be today won't it.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Is his games even worth Pirating?

Its an always online single player game, a bad Undertale clone with a single enemy encounter, a retarded story about a guy that can only cry like a bitch and features an artsyle that one may confise for furry porn. But hey, it runs on a fridge, allegedly...

 

[kiwifarms net]

Is his games even worth Pirating?

Champions of Breakfast is a very boring copy-and-paste schmup. You could copy it entirely by following a tutorial, and you'll probably make it twice as fast and twice as good.
Heartbound uses almost exclusively the most tedious of RPG tropes for its gameplay. It doesn't have random encounters or combat growth, so it's more like a walking simulator with a combat minigame. Worse yet, the story has zero emotional challenge whatsoever. Every text box is utterly milquetoast, bland, forgettable.

Heartbound really tells a lot about him. Jason is incapable of writing emotional challenge because he is utterly terrified of the very prospect of his ego being challenged at all. What a specimen.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Its an always online single player game, a bad Undertale clone with a single enemy encounter, a retarded story about a guy that can only cry like a bitch and features an artsyle that one may confise for furry porn. But hey, it runs on a fridge, allegedly...

Yeah but so does Doom and that game is actually fun.

 

[Spud]

Yeah but so does Doom and that game is actually fun.

Yes but the people who made Doom enjoyed making it.

Edit: A important difference as pointed out by @Arnold Swollenmember

And they actually finished it