🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,577 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,614
Besides the faggy deep voice editing, filters, or whatever you guys want to argue about him using, does he also use some kind of face filters in his stream and YouTube videos? His face seems oddly smooth, like a wax mannequin, in his videos. Videos of him in the wild and taken by other people seem to more clearly show he's around 40. We know he's a narcissist, and it wouldn't be all that surprising if he was using other filters to try and make himself look younger to fit in with the kids he's manipulated into believing his bullshit.
 
Terfatron said:
Lolol Mujin came out with a video.
Dude does 98% vtube drama content but even he had to come out and dunk on Mald.
He's usually pretty well researched but can go on irrelevant tangents due to a very young audience
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OYGh07D8QBU
I can't preserve so if someone feel inclined:)
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i mean he became the go-to source by EN Voice actors
who didnt even know what was going on with their SAG-AFTRA strike thing

so ppl view him as a reliable source of information
 
Hit Squad said:
OK, so I don't know whether this guy is jumping on the #metoo bandwagon, but he's dumping on Jason for not supporting his petition against big publishers pushing out patents that screw over smaller game companies. A worthy cause indeed.

He approached Jason after the whole WoW and Pvt Parts debacle (he had videos covering them both), so he should really have known that Maldo wasn't in a position to stick his neck out for anyone else.

Anyway, long story short; Maldo ignores this guy till it's too late and he's as useful as a lead balloon after SKG, he tells him politely to piss off and then releases his own 'Nintendo Bad' video (this Run n Gun dude has a hard on for nintendo going down over the patents thing).

Our dollarstore Ross then realises that he's been iced out of any sort of credit and a reach-around from Jason and decides to post this video calling out Maldo for being... well, basically himself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBkYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBk

You should have tried any other streamer dude. I mean what did you want him to do, couldn't you see his Mana?
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If you ever reach out to someone and their response is "put in a mod ticket"
They're telling you to fuck off.
That is the most fuck you thing imaginable.
 
AI Wendigo said:
Besides the faggy deep voice editing, filters, or whatever you guys want to argue about him using, does he also use some kind of face filters in his stream and YouTube videos? His face seems oddly smooth, like a wax mannequin, in his videos. Videos of him in the wild and taken by other people seem to more clearly show he's around 40. We know he's a narcissist, and it wouldn't be all that surprising if he was using other filters to try and make himself look younger to fit in with the kids he's manipulated into believing his bullshit.
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It's the smooth, blobby, featureless face combined with the joker scars that creep me out. Or perhaps he's pursed his lips and gritted his teeth in malding rage so much over the years it's fixed his mouth in the shape of a ferrets asshole permanently.
 
Hooked on phobics said:
I was hoping the OP rewrite would be finished in time, but the maker is taking their time with it. This is NOT a jab btw, I think OP quality has grown over the years, and users like them are the reason, going over painstaking detail through MULTIPLE OP posts. While OP's being novel length is definitely something, ill take a novel length OP over a small incomplete one any day of the week
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Trying to get into the thread of a storied lolcow is basically impossible without a good OP, and given the absolute BREADTH of the shenanigans of Mald over the year and his long career as a weirdo online, I would say it needs to be collated in one place.
 
After seeing Harmful Opinion playthrough all the 2 hours of Heartbound. I guess I also have 20 years of game dev experience because my shitty rpg maker games are better than heartbound. LISA the painful, Fear & Hunger, and Hylics are all made in fucking RPG Maker and they're actual games. Honestly they're harder to make in that engine and not in something like GML or Godot yet they still made their games in 1-2 years each. Glad that anytime I run a project and it fails on an error, anytime I feel down on myself, I am a better programmer than malding fagtree. I hope Card pulls through and devistates this fucker. Unless he's bluffing, Then I hope someone inevitably comes forward about what he's been doing to the ferrets.
 
Adam Copium said:
I now wonder which norse goddess Jason will call herself with when she inevitably troons out...
:thinking:
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Can't believe you have to ask, it is Freya obviously, the re-name of choice for whores and troons the world around. It's up there with Lilith and Willow.
 
Heartbound has allegedly been updated, and the thumbs down reactions have swiftly been removed.
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Adam Copium said:
I now wonder which norse goddess Jason will call herself with when she inevitably troons out...
:thinking:
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Medea Freya Hall. The MATI-inducing thing is that this might end up becoming a successful grift considering the amount of other troons who barely output anything and still get money. He might end up getting more money than before, even.
 
(entire update message from steam):

This is the monthly update build for July. it focuses on adding storyline to The Clash in the form of a number of routes for Fern. As always, writing is the lions share of work left in the game. It takes time but I will keep releasing monthly updates until it is done.

You can reach The Clash by
treating The Mossbacks terribly.
If you're having trouble finding this section of the game reach out on the official Discord and talk to people in the #Heartbound channel. You can reach this channel by selecting the Heartbound role under #channels-and-roles. There are a ton of routes so it can be unwieldly to find specific areas at times.

For the ARG community a new puzzle was added a few days ago. Finish that one and it will lead you somewhere new. Good luck!

  • Known Issues​

  • Russian language has not been updated past Fern/Rhode in Animus.
  • English is the only language past the Mossbacks.

  • New Content​

  • Fern is now accessible in The Clash.
  • Fern now has multiple routes in The Clash as follows.
  • You went to lunch with Fern.
  • -You went to Judgement
  • --You told Fern you wanted things to be this way.
  • ---You followed through and hurt the Mossbacks.
  • ---You didn't follow through and treated the Mossbacks well.
  • --You told Fern you didn't want things to be this way.
  • ---You didn't follow through and hurt the Mossbacks.
  • ---You followed through and treated the Mossbacks well.
  • --You went to judgement but told Emelio you didn't want things to be this way.
  • ---You didn't follow through and hurt the Mossbacks.
  • ---You followed through and treated the Mossbacks well.
  • -You didn't go to Judgement
  • --You told Fern to follow her Heart.
  • ---You had three baskets filled.
  • ---You did not have three baskets filled.
  • --You told Fern she better play it safe.
  • ---You had three baskets filled.
  • ---You did not have three baskets filled.
  • You went to lunch with Rhode.
  • -You went to Judgement.
  • --You killed Rhode.
  • --You didn't kill Rhode but you won.
  • --You lost to Rhode but moved.
  • --You lost to Rhode but never moved.
  • -You didn't go to Judgement.
  • --Rhode asked Fern out.
  • --Rhode was too afraid to ask Fern out.
  • A big part of this update is for the ARG crowd.
  • With that in mind... soon is no longer soon. Good luck!

  • Bug Reporting​

  • Please report any issues on our official Discord at https://discord.gg/piratesoftware
  • There is a channel called #heartbound-ticket where you can report stuff!
  • Include a screenshot, it makes things much easier to fix!

  • Upcoming Content​

  • Finishing
    The Clash and Picnic
    areas.
  • Moving on to
    Muspelheim and Jotunheim
    when finished.
 
Terfatron said:
Lolol Mujin came out with a video.
Dude does 98% vtube drama content but even he had to come out and dunk on Mald.
He's usually pretty well researched but can go on irrelevant tangents due to a very young audience
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OYGh07D8QBU
I can't preserve so if someone feel inclined:)
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Nux also made a video on him.

Nux is more drama focused but usually sticks to Hamas Piker and leftists. Once the animes turn on someone you know it's bad.
 
PrestonHolt said:
  • Fern is now accessible in The Clash.
  • Fern now has multiple routes in The Clash as follows.
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He could've crunched the patch notes into just this and it would've served the same purpose.
He had to make that into a huge list of bullshit just to fool people into thinking that he was working on Heartbound.
This nigga is 38 years old and ostensibly married yet he's still stuck in the mindset of "I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK MOM! SEE I'M REALLY DOING IT! IT'LL BE DONE BY THE WEEK I PROMISE!" What a fag, lol.
 
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